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I just had a thought..say the list is drawing to conclusion and the board suddenly suffers IPS DRIVER FAILURE for 6 months..can we pin that on the shitarses?

I blame you for crashing the board.Careful peeps, he did warn us and we didn't listen!!!!
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BONUS SHITARSE TIMEStaxx.jpgSTAXXThis man did not make the list. However, he's getting a writeup. Why? Because he's a LITERAL SHITARSE. Yes, Staxx shat himself in the ring once. He was wearing white gear. It stained the mat. And it was the opener, meaning everyone else on the card had to roll around in it. I have no clue if he's any good or what, (although he did gain some votes) but come on people, HE ACTUALLY SHAT HIMSELF IN THE RING, so he's being mentioned here. Also, he annually makes his own UK50 on talkwrestling forums which he mods and usually places himself around tenth - and Doug Williams top. Yeah.

Saw Staxx on a show at Frieston. He wrestled number 23 SHITARSE Surf Digby. Terrible match, but he did almost kill Surf with a spinning powerbomb where he had Surf in the powerbomb position, spun round about 6 times and hurled Surf towards the turnbuckle and narrowly missed it with Surf's head.This was also the show where Ronin could barely get in and out of the ring and nearly fell face first off a chair while doing so.
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Its a shame James Beaver is not on this list for the following reasons:-1) He wrestles like old people fuck.2) He looks useless.3) He is useless.4) He posts about promotions that dont book him, which is all but one, so he writes pap about them with his dummy out.Hellboy + trick of treat = dog shit.

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you are just pissed off beaver because rainz dont book you for gnp anymore. perhaps if you looked or acted like a proffessional wrestler then he might. for you to come on here as hellboy and bitch about someone else hiding behind a different name is almost as ironic as g man claiming to be a wrestler. actually you and g man should form a tag team. he could be jack spratt who ate no fat and you could be his wife who eats no lean because lets face it you moan and cry like a fat bitch all the time.

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