Paid Members Au Posted April 28, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted April 28, 2010 What was Beethoven's favourite fruit? Â BA-NA-NA-NA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Mike Castle Posted April 28, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted April 28, 2010 So, there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FUM Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 I'll be fucked if I'm reading that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britishwrestlinglegends Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 THE ENTIRE THING!!?!? REALLY?? Use some sense man. IMO jokes should never take more than 30 seconds to tell or in this case, write. As the audience loses interest, just like i have! If anyone can be bothered to read the above, can you please let me know if it was funny or not ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chris B Posted April 28, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted April 28, 2010 I've spent upwards of half an hour telling that joke before. It's awesome. Â Yes, it's a shaggy dog story, but it's a surprisingly well written one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted April 28, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted April 28, 2010 IMO jokes should never take more than 30 seconds to tell or in this case, write. As the audience loses interest, just like i have! If anyone can be bothered to read the above, can you please let me know if it was funny or not ? Â IMO you shouldn't quote a novel for two fucking lines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britishwrestlinglegends Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 IMO jokes should never take more than 30 seconds to tell or in this case, write. As the audience loses interest, just like i have! If anyone can be bothered to read the above, can you please let me know if it was funny or not ? Â IMO you shouldn't quote a novel for two fucking lines You lost me there? Did i upset you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted April 28, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted April 28, 2010 IMO jokes should never take more than 30 seconds to tell or in this case, write. As the audience loses interest, just like i have! If anyone can be bothered to read the above, can you please let me know if it was funny or not ? Â IMO you shouldn't quote a novel for two fucking lines You lost me there? Did i upset you? Â I lost you? Really? Damn I hope your taking the piss. Any way, you quoted that huge bit of text for no reason other than to spend two lines saying how it was too long, which is stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britishwrestlinglegends Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 IMO jokes should never take more than 30 seconds to tell or in this case, write. As the audience loses interest, just like i have! If anyone can be bothered to read the above, can you please let me know if it was funny or not ? Â IMO you shouldn't quote a novel for two fucking lines You lost me there? Did i upset you? Â I lost you? Really? Damn I hope your taking the piss. Any way, you quoted that huge bit of text for no reason other than to spend two lines saying how it was too long, which is stupid. yeah, sorry. I realised my mistake after i did it. Can you find it within yourself to forgive me ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted April 28, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted April 28, 2010 Can you find it within yourself to forgive me ? Â Ohh I don't know about that dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britishwrestlinglegends Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Can you find it within yourself to forgive me ? Â Ohh I don't know about that dude Go on, i did say sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Mike Castle Posted April 28, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted April 28, 2010 I've spent upwards of half an hour telling that joke before. It's awesome. Yes, it's a shaggy dog story, but it's a surprisingly well written one. Same, it's why I posted it, it becomes more like a full story that you sorta get into by the end of it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spotlightmagnet1 Posted April 28, 2010 Author Share Posted April 28, 2010 Thing is, the same joke was posted here a couple pages back as just a link. All that Carpell Tunnels for nothing  I had a bad day today. It was the mother in laws funeral today. She cancelled it.  Me and the wife spent the day cleaning out the attic. Old, dirty and covered in cobwebs. But she's good with the kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted April 28, 2010 Awards Moderator Share Posted April 28, 2010 I've spent upwards of half an hour telling that joke before. It's awesome. Yes, it's a shaggy dog story, but it's a surprisingly well written one. Same, it's why I posted it, it becomes more like a full story that you sorta get into by the end of it too.  I wondered how the punchline was ever going to live up to all that build-up, but it really did. Nice one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risk Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Sorry if this offends, but my mate just popped this one out in a conversation, and the delivery was immense. Â What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Â Â Â Niggers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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