Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted January 27, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 27, 2011 Please no more fish puns... I couldn't Hake it. Â That is the best yet. You should try your hand at stand up, you'd be squids in. Is there a local club with an open pike night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted January 27, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 27, 2011 Please no more fish puns... I couldn't Hake it. That is the best yet. You should try your hand at stand up, you'd be squids in. Is there a local club with an open pike night? Chance would be a fine fin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spotlightmagnet1 Posted January 27, 2011 Author Share Posted January 27, 2011 Please no more fish puns... I couldn't Hake it. That is the best yet. You should try your hand at stand up, you'd be squids in. Is there a local club with an open pike night? Chance would be a fine fin. Might be best, on the Scales of things. (I'm so sorry) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted January 28, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted January 28, 2011 Please no more fish puns... I couldn't Hake it. That is the best yet. You should try your hand at stand up, you'd be squids in. Is there a local club with an open pike night? Chance would be a fine fin. Might be best, on the Scales of things. (I'm so sorry) Â Just go for it - carp-e diem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted January 28, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 28, 2011 How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. But the lightbulb has to want to change.  How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb.  Two. One to change the bulb, and the other to hold the peni- LADDER!  Please no more fish puns... I couldn't Hake it. That is the best yet. You should try your hand at stand up, you'd be squids in. Is there a local club with an open pike night? Chance would be a fine fin. Might be best, on the Scales of things. (I'm so sorry)  Just go for it - carp-e diem.  He's right. Just do it, and you'll be breaming from ear to ear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chris B Posted January 28, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 28, 2011 How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. But the lightbulb has to want to change.  How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb.  Two. One to change the bulb, and the other to hold the peni- LADDER!   How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?  Two. One to change the bulb and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly coloured machine tools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted January 28, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 28, 2011 How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. But the lightbulb has to want to change.  How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb.  Two. One to change the bulb, and the other to hold the peni- LADDER!   How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?  Two. One to change the bulb and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly coloured machine tools.  How many iPhone users does it take to change a lightbulb.  None. They think there's an app for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patiirc Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. But the lightbulb has to want to change.  How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb.  Two. One to change the bulb, and the other to hold the peni- LADDER!  Please no more fish puns... I couldn't Hake it. That is the best yet. You should try your hand at stand up, you'd be squids in. Is there a local club with an open pike night? Chance would be a fine fin. Might be best, on the Scales of things. (I'm so sorry)  Just go for it - carp-e diem.  He's right. Just do it, and you'll be breaming from ear to ear.  Yeah,definitely mussel in on the action Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted January 28, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 28, 2011 Please no more fish puns... I couldn't Hake it. That is the best yet. You should try your hand at stand up, you'd be squids in. Is there a local club with an open pike night? Chance would be a fine fin. Might be best, on the Scales of things. (I'm so sorry)  Just go for it - carp-e diem.  He's right. Just do it, and you'll be breaming from ear to ear.  Yeah,definitely mussel in on the action  I think we should start a conger line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiralTap Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 i Saw a road sign the other day sayin 'TREE CUTTING' with a picture of a man digging a hole? Â I dont get it, is there a joke im missing in there or did you misunderstand the generally universal 'Men at work' warning sign? Â Â Edit; BTW all these fish jokes are starting to make me feel eel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Foale Posted January 28, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 28, 2011 Please no more fish puns... I couldn't Hake it. That is the best yet. You should try your hand at stand up, you'd be squids in. Is there a local club with an open pike night? Chance would be a fine fin. Might be best, on the Scales of things. (I'm so sorry)  Just go for it - carp-e diem.  He's right. Just do it, and you'll be breaming from ear to ear.  Yeah,definitely mussel in on the action  I think we should start a conger line.  What, just for the halibut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wideload Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 All these are making me feel tench. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelEdge Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Me and my brother inherited some furniture from the local zoo. I'm glad to say I got the lion's chair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick "Madman" Kelly Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 2 oranges walk into a pub, one orange looks at the orange and says "your round" Â A big white horse walks into a pub and asks for a pint of lager. The barman starts pouring the pint and says "hey there is a drink named after you" to which the white horse says what, Eric? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members martyngnr Posted February 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 3, 2011 A Russian and an Irish wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the Irish wrestler's trainer came to him and said 'Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're finished.' Â The Irishman nodded in acknowledgment. Â As the match started, the Irishman and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the Irishman and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost.. He couldn't watch the inevitable happen. Â Suddenly, there was a long, high pitched scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and the Irishman collapsed on top of him, making the pin and winning the match. Â The trainer was astounded. When he finally got his wrestler alone, he asked 'How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!' Â The wrestler answered 'Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of testicles right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose so with my last ounce of strength, I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could.' Â The trainer exclaimed 'That's what finished him off?' Â 'Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own nuts'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.