The Maestro

2 hours ago, WyattSheepMask said:

I bet that Peaky Blinders ‘festival’ thing was a fucking nightmare

Not that that'd be thang, but was down Digbeth? I'm one of the few who have a lot of love for Brum.

I wonder if Johnson (I only call my friends by first name) had to pay £3.80 for his 0-1 hour stay at the hospital?

Costner is like the Michael Carrick of acting. Solid, reliable, doesn't stand out much but keeps things ticking for the flashier performers around him. And Waterworld is frigging ace.

There's been bad actors mentioned on the last couple of pages that have seemed to get a pass. Clive fucking Owen for a start. And I have a slight irrational dislike for Sean Connery for his piss poor performance in You Only Live Twice.

I've banged on the best IC Title match ringy thingy on the Network and have loved revisiting every match so far. Just watched Bret/Perfect at Slam 91 and wow! I knew I liked it a lot but has a matched ever aged so well? I obviously knew the result but I ended up going nuts and cheered at every spot. These are the kind of things that make me realise why I love wrestling and why I do so much. If you've me er seen, get it on pronto!

I got dicked about in my old job and had to help out with call centre work/had to stay on some later shifts. During my last couple of weeks there and on one night doing a later shift I decide to get a drawing board pin and poke holes in all the cups for the water cooler. Not just the ones in the cup holder. The whole massive box of them. Hundreds and hundreds of cups. I thoroughly enjoyed watching water piss everywhere anytime someone decided to get a drink.

Chorizo is a big pile of greasy wank but I still think it's a great addition to a meal despite detesting it.

McDonalds belongs in this category too. I know that I don't really enjoy it but now and then I'll get the urge to have a Big Mac. Usually when a bit pissed up in town.  And then I'm massively underwhelmed once I've finished it. In fact the only satisfying thing from Maccies was that Jamaican Jerk Chicken burger they did for a brief duration.

I'm watching a lot of early 90s Superstars and can't unsee the resemblance between Rocco of Legion of Doom and Gary Glitter. Gabbo Glitter if you will. At least he was never involved in Make a Wish.

I'll just leave this right here.

A young Winona Ryder on ecstacy?

League Cup Final

Chelsea  0-2 Manchester City (4:30pm, at Tottenham Hotspur)

Premier League

Arsenal 2-1 Southampton (Sunday 2:05pm)
Bournemouth  2-2 Wolverhampton Wanderers
Burnley 0-2 Tottenham Hotspur (12:30pm)
Leicester City 1-1 Crystal Palace (5:30pm)
Manchester United 1-1 Liverpool (Sunday 2:05pm)
Newcastle United 2-0 Huddersfield Town

La Liga

Sevilla 0-2 Barcelona (3:15pm)

Eredivisie

PSV 2-1 Feyenoord (Sunday 1:30pm)

Dutch Eerste Divisie
Sparta Rotterdam 1-1 Go Ahead Eagles w/@The Maestro (Sunday 1:30pm) 

As much of a dickhead Graves is, it's a terrible move from his wife to air their dirty laundry in public. Especially when there are kids involved.

Its not my favourite Manics album but its the easiest listen and a damn fine one that too. I'll never forget sitting on a beach in Croatia with an ice cream in 2000 rinsing this 4 years after its release at the age of 14. 

Premier League
Crystal Palace 2-1 West Ham United
Huddersfield Town 0-2 Arsenal
Manchester City 2-1 Chelsea
Southampton 2-0 Cardiff City
Watford 1-1 Everton

Scottish Cup Round Five
East Fife 0-2 Partick Thistle
Kilmarnock 1-0 Rangers 

WSL

Manchester City w/Vegeta 1-1 Chelsea 

La Liga
Atlético Madrid 0-0 Real Madrid 

German Bundesliga
RB Leipzig 2-2 Eintracht Frankfurt

An Evening With Beverly Luff Linn

A fun and odd movie from the guy who brought us the brilliantly strange Greasy Strangler. It could have done with being about 15-20 minutes shorter but I enjoyed it nonetheless. Also, the film has made me fall in love with Aubrey Plaza 😍

Premier League

Brighton & Hove Albion 1 v 1 Watford
Burnley 0 v 1 Southampton 
Cardiff City 1 v 2 Bournemouth (5:30pm)
Crystal Palace 2 v 1 Fulham
Everton 1 v 1 Wolverhampton Wanderers
Leicester City 0 v 2 Manchester United (Sunday 2:05pm)
Manchester City 3 v 1 Arsenal (Sunday 4:30pm)

Ligue Un

Monaco 2 v 1 Toulouse (7pm)

Olympique Lyonnais 1 v 2 Paris St Germain w/@Briefcase (Sunday 8pm) 

A Primeira Liga
Sporting Lisbon 1 v 1 Benfica (Sunday 5:30pm)

1 hour ago, PunkStep said:

Well, Qatar have all of a sudden improved as their World Cup draws closer haven't they? They've just won the Asia Cup, beating South Korea and Japan in the process. At least they can now say with justification, at this moment, that they are good enough to play at the World Cup- which was far from the far case when FIFA awarded them with hosting the tournament.

I haven't watched it yet, but I definitely want to watch back their semi final win against UAE. The crowd must've been raucous- home nation getting battered 4-0 by their political enemies. Should be a good documentary from this.

Xavi called it at the start of the tournament too. And yes, there were scenes during the UAE match as shoes were thrown at the Qatar players after one of the goals. 

FA Cup Fourth Round 

Crystal Palace 1-1 Spurs
Manchester City 3-0 Burnley
Millwall 0-2 Everton 
Newcastle United 2-1 Watford
Portsmouth 1-1 QPR
Shrewsbury Town 0-2 Wolves

La Liga
Athletic Bilbao w/FailedPromoter 1-1 Real Betis 
Espanyol 1-2 Real Madrid 
Girona 1-3 Barcelona 

Eredivisie
Feyenoord 1-2 Ajax Amsterdam

Week 24 fixtures
Premier League

Arsenal 2-1 Chelsea (5:30pm)
Fulham 0-2 Tottenham Hotspur (Sunday 4pm)
Huddersfield Town 0-6 Manchester City (Sunday 1:30pm)
Southampton 2-1 Everton
Watford 2-0 Burnley

National League

Braintree Town 1-1 Barnet w/@TildeGuy~!

Scottish Cup Round 4
Montrose 0-2 Dundee United
Raith Rovers 2-1 Dunfermline Athletic

German Bundesliga
RB Leipzig 0-1 Borussia Dortmund (5:30pm)
Schalke 1-2 Wolfsburg (Sunday 5pm)

Week 23 fixtures
Premier League
Brighton & Hove Albion 0 v 2 Liverpool
Burnley 1 v 1 Fulham
Crystal Palace 2 v 1 Watford
Leicester City 1 v 2 Southampton
Tottenham Hotspur 1 v 1 Manchester United (Sunday 4:30pm)
West Ham United 2 v 2 Arsenal (12:30pm)

Italian Cup Round 5
Bologna 1 v 2 Juventus (7:45pm)
Sampdoria 2 v 1 Milan w/@MVP RULZ (5pm)
Torino 1 v 0 Fiorentina (Sunday 2pm)

A Primeira Liga
Sporting Lisbon 1 v 1 Porto (3:30pm)

1 hour ago, Keith Houchen said:

True, but they are more concentrated and infinitely funnier when it's Liverpool fans.  Mind you, Arsenal TV might have set a new benchmark in that regard.

Agreed fam.

FA Challenge Cup Third Round proper
Accrington Stanley 1-1 Ipswich Town
Aston Villa 3-1 Swansea City
Blackpool 1-4 Arsenal (5:30pm)
Bournemouth 2-1 Brighton & Hove Albion (12:30pm)
Bristol City 1-0 Huddersfield Town (5:30pm)
Derby County 1-2 Southampton
Fleetwood Town 2-1 Wimbledon
Gillingham 0-2 Cardiff City
Millwall 0-0 Hull City (Sunday 2pm)
Newport County 0-3 Leicester City (Sunday 4:30pm)
Queen's Park Rangers 2-2 Leeds United (Sunday 2pm)
Shrewsbury Town 1-2 Stoke City (12:30pm)
West Bromwich Albion 2-0 Wigan Athletic (12:30pm)
Woking 0-3 Watford (Sunday 2pm)
 

National League North

FC United w/@AdamTH17 1-1 Chester 
 

French Cup Round of 64

Amiens 1-1 Valenciennes (2pm)
Andrézieux-Bouthéon 0-4 Marseille (Sunday 1:15pm)
Bourges 0-6 Olympique Lyonnais (7:55pm)
Canet 1-2 Monaco (Sunday 1:15pm)
Entente Sannois 0-3 Montpellier (2pm)
Girondins de Bordeaux 2-0 Le Havre (Sunday 4:15pm)
Le Puy 0-1 Nancy (2pm)
Olympique St-Quentin 0-2 Metz (5pm)
Olympique Strasbourg 1-1 St-Étienne (Sunday 4:15pm)
Pontivy 0-6 Paris St Germain (Sunday 7:45pm)
Red Star 0-2 Caen (5pm)
Reims 2-2 Lens (Sunday 1:15pm)
Stade Pontivyen 1-2 En Avant Guingamp (2pm)
Stade Rennais 2-0 Brest (Sunday 1:15pm)
Toulouse 2-1 Nice (5pm)

5 hours ago, UK Kat Von D said:

Gave one to my customer who is a meat eater and he said it was bang on. 

Please tell me that you fed it to them whilst tattooing at the same time. That'd be brilliant.