The Maestro

I caught of last year off Little Miss Maestro. Wasn't fun but nothing too bad. The worst part was have bumpy hands so it was sore picking things up and touching myself. 

Christmas cards. Waste of time, resources and money. They're only good when they've got cash inside when you open one. I think people should use the money the spend on a pack and give it to a charity instead.

I just read UK Kat Von D's vegan snack list post in the style of "We Didn't Start The Fire".

Whatever happens regarding this latest happening, I'm sure Gazza will be alright. The man is like Teflon. People will still buy him a pint despite his history of wife beating and drink driving.

Already mentioned in the Celebrity Rapey Creep thread

UEFA Nations League

Albania  1 v 1 Scotland (Saturday)
Czech Republic  2 v 0 Slovakia (Monday)
England  2 v 1 Croatia (Sunday 1pm)
Italy  2 v 1 Portugal (Saturday)
Northern Ireland  0 v 0 Austria (Sunday 5pm)
Wales  2 v  0 Denmark (Friday)

Africa Cup of Nations qualification (various groups)
Guinea  0 v  2 Ivory Coast (Sunday 5pm)
Morocco  2 v  1 Cameroon (Friday 7pm)
South Africa  1 v  3 Nigeria (Saturday 1pm)
Togo  1 v 2 Algeria (Sunday 4pm)

Is this the guy whose films have really good posters that make you think the film is going to be good but then end up really disappointed? I watched A Field In England at about 2am on Film 4 when I used to smoke weed and it hurt my brain. 

He has the nipples of a pregnant lady.

3 hours ago, WyattSheepMask said:

That “un-de-fea-ted” catchphrase is shit though

I like it. Adds to her obnoxious character.

I don't get the hate for Lacey Evans at all. She's a proper star in the making for NXT and if handled right that will transition onto the main roster. Whilst I'm talking about female NXT stars, Bianca Belair is the biggest standout they've ever had on that roster. That lady has it all.

Premier League

Crystal Palace 1 - 2 Tottenham Hotspur (5:30pm)
Manchester City 1 - 1 Manchester United (Sunday 4:30pm)

FA Challenge Cup First Round proper

Aldershot Town 1 - 0 Bradford City
Bromley 2 - 4 Peterborough United
Ebbsfleet United 1 - 1 Cheltenham Town
Exeter City w/@Grecian 2 - 1 Blackpool 
Maidstone United 1 - 2 Macclesfield Town
Metropolitan Police 1 - 3 Newport County

La Liga

Atlético Madrid 1 - 0 Athletic Bilbao (5:30pm)
Celta Vigo 1 - 2 Real Madrid (Sunday 7:45pm

38 minutes ago, air_raid said:

We JUST had a friendly in September with Switzerland.

The fact that I don't remember this really highlights my lack of interest in watching England.

3 hours ago, Fatty Facesitter said:

Wasn’t sure where to stick this but it looks as though Wayne Rooney is going to come out of internatioanl retirement for a one-off match between England and the USA at Wembley, where he’ll earn a 120th cap. The game will be used to raise funds for the Wayne Rooney Foundation, so it’s almost more of a testimonial than anything else. I can see why people think it’s a bit over-indulgent, but if it’s in a charity setting then I don’t mind to be honest. He’s actually been playing well for DC United too, so it’s not like he’ll stink the pitch out while he’s there. 

I thought pointless friendlies were being scrapped in favour of the League of Nations thing they're doing? Seems very odd considering he's not played for the national team for the last two years. I think most football fans would rather see Rooney give a week's wage to charity rather than make us suffer another shitty international. 

I'm not really a fan of Queen but they're one of those bands you could put a Greatest Hits album on and enjoy it. I like Freddie Mercury and John Deacon but think that Brian May and Roger Taylor come across as a pair of massive bellends. 

6 hours ago, Tommy! said:

I always thought that was widely accepted fact. 

I love going there personally but readily accept it's shit. 

I thought I loved going there but went yesterday with my daughter for the first time and hated it. Took an hour to find a parking space, everywhere was crowded and the shops sold wall to wall shit. We went for some pub grub for dinner that had a play pit and that the most vile children I've ever seen there. They were chucking balls at each other, other kids and the poor staff. Pure chav central. I get the appeal but not for me Jeff.

46 minutes ago, Astro Hollywood said:

Matt Holness' Possum is the film of the year for me. It's unrelentingly grim and sickly, and got the look and feel of a 1970's Public Information Film, so basically my idea of heaven.

First I've heard of this. I love Darkplace and Holness hasn't done anything for an eternity so will definitely keep an eye out for it.

Blackpool is fucking shit.

Week 13 fixtures 

Premier League

Arsenal 2 - 1 Liverpool (5:30pm)
Cardiff City 1 - 1 Leicester City
Chelsea 2 - 0 Crystal Palace (Sunday 4pm)
Everton 2 - 1 Brighton & Hove Albion
Newcastle United 2 - 1 Watford
West Ham United 2 - 0 Burnley
Wolverhampton Wanderers 2 - 2 Tottenham Hotspur (7:45pm)

Serie A

Fiorentina 1 - 1 Roma (5pm)
Udinese 1 - 2 Milan (Sunday 7:30pm)

Austrian Second League
Austria Klagenfurt w/Fog Dude 1 - 2 Guntamatic Ried (1:30pm)

22 minutes ago, tiger_rick said:

A young woman has, sadly, gone missing.And the two photos used to spread the word around Facebook are one that looks like a massive airbrush and another where she's a cat with glasses on. Jesus.

I've joked amongst friends that this would happen in the future. Some poor kid goes missing and the only pic of them involves a flowery head band or filtered dog ears and slavering tongue. Sad to hear about an actual example of this.

11 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said:

Apparently that's common enough to have a name. Waffle stomping

My word. Is that TIL thread still around?

5 hours ago, tiger_rick said:

Who the fuck is brushing their teeth in the shower?

I always brush my teeth in the shower. I'd be happy to do the majority of my daily tasks in there if it was feasible. Not public/shared showers mind you. That would be weird.

What's that bad about wearing an Alexa Bliss t-shirt? It's no worse than wearing a Baron Corbin top or something equally lame. Let's be honest. Wrestling t-shirts aren't exactly the peak of fashion.

9 hours ago, scratchdj said:

Soaps

Fixed.

Premier League

Brighton & Hove Albion 2-1 Wolverhampton Wanderers
Burnley 0-2 Chelsea (Sunday 1:30pm)
Crystal Palace 0-2 Arsenal (Sunday 1:30pm)

Fulham 2-1 Bournemouth
Southampton 0-0 Newcastle United

 
National League South
Billericay Town 1-1 Dulwich Hamlet w/@Stinky Dad

La Liga
Barcelona 3-0 Real Madrid (Sunday 3:15pm)

Ligue Un
Olympique de Marseille 1-1 Paris St Germain (Sunday 8pm)

Major League Soccer (Sunday 8:30pm)
New England Revolution 2-1 Montréal Impact 
Vancouver Whitecaps 1-2 Portland Timbers

3 hours ago, Carbomb said:

I've said it before on here: the term "virtue-signalling" is a wanker's term, created for wankers to be used by wankers. Basically, these people can't wrap their heads around the idea that others might have a strong enough sense of justice or morality that they wish to express their values either via action or words, and therefore think they could only possibly be doing it to show off to others, particularly women.

Calm down you millennial snowflake.