The Maestro

2 hours ago, Accident Prone said:

This, 100%.

Also gives me an excuse to post this fabulous bit of gold;

 

I can't tell if I like Stewart Lee or not. He's brilliantly funny at times but some of his material is utter dross. That bit he did about a cat called Jeremy Corbyn taking a shit on a Union Jack is one of the worst bits of comedy I've had the misfortune of watching.

Muffins are shite oversized fairy cakes. 

46 minutes ago, Teedy Kay said:

I really don't mind the humourous swipes at Wolves, but insinuating Wolves have done anything wrong, especially after two rounds of investigation, on the takeover of the club, and after Villa and Leeds complained is insulting.

Fair play to Wolves and more power to them, but let's not pretend it's all above board. Its just worked out for you well. Had it not worked out, Wolves fans would be moaning the club has been shafted like many clubs before them. But as I've said, fair play to you lot and I hope you have a good season this year.

You lot can call Bernard Manning a racist all you like but his golden drummers are delicious.

44 minutes ago, Accident Prone said:

Sparkling water is the fucking best. So refreshing. No other pop or non-alcoholic drink gives me that satisfied, thirst quenched feeling. Especially San Pellegrino. It's the Devil's carbonated water. Whenever I break out a bottle I get odd and disgusted remarks from the people I call "friends". Swine, the lot of them.

Damn right. Its very rare I'll drink pop but I drink sparkling water everyday. Drinking it ice cold with a hangover is ultimate revival juice. 

Marshmallows are disgusting and make me feel nauseous.

8 hours ago, Briefcase said:

I think the only way they can save this is to have Brock go full on heel on Roman (think Brock vs Orton) to the point where the match is stopped, the fans will probably not like the ending (or the fact the match has no clear winner) then bring out Braun to cash in on the title. That way Roman doesn't really lose, Brock gets caught off guard whilst giving Roman a beating and the fans go home happy. 

In the shithouse booking of Roman Reigns over the last three years, this would be the big shiny cherry that sits on top. They should go full pelt and change his entrance to "Why Can't We Be Friends" while they're at it.

Krispy Kremes are shite. No doughnut is worth £2 a pop unless it's filled with caviar and glazed in gold. Stale and overpriced rubbish.

While we're all having this Fulham love fest, let's not forget this man...

Bang on Keith. It's not like the established teams weren't spending the pennies at the same time. I believe that both United and Liverpool spent more in the summer of 1994 before Blackburn won the league that year. 

5 hours ago, Hannibal Scorch said:

West Ham so far have had a cracking transfer window. I’m starting to think we will have a top 10 season ahead of us.

I feel that this could have been copied and pasted from last season's football thread.

14 hours ago, TheBurningRed said:

He’s been wearing that gear for ages. Right around the time he started in the Cruiserweight Classic

I don't normally watch any of the Cruiserweight stuff. Only really noticed as I watched his match with Buddy Murphy from 205 Live this week. Cracking match too.

Has Mustafa Ali got Seth Rollins' hand me downs for his ring attire?

10 hours ago, Thunderplex said:

Hard Target 2.  Very silly, very loud but great fun.

I never knew this existed! Definitely gotta check this out as I love the original. 

Ahhhhhh, the classic veiled digs via social media. I hope people have inboxed her to see if she's okay.

2 hours ago, Fatty Facesitter said:

On Ronda, that sort of shit promo with Nia is the type of thing that will start getting her booed by audiences. 

Wait until she starts talking about magic beans and climbing stalks. That'll get her over.

Former Aston Villa and Bolton Wanderers player Jlloyd Samuel has died in a car crash at the age of 37. 

If we're sharing our misunderstandings of words, I used to think that guerrilla fighters were actual gorillas. Imagine that. Cigar chomping apes with machine guns. Cool. To be fair I was about ten years old and had seen Congo so it's fair game in my book.

I'm in two minds about this. Part of me thinks it's utterly grim. The other part if me wants to try this.

Personally I recommend the combo of fish, chips and curry sauce. Like a budget masala fish. 

On 28/04/2018 at 7:06 PM, SpursRiot2012 said:

You're running a night or do you mean you're doing spots and would do some if we ran a show up there?

I'd just come up to watch. I'm sure in my younger days I'd probably be game doing a spot but I think mumbling awful one-liners to myself in the corner is about as far as I'd go at my age.

Best of luck to you Spurs2012. If you do the rounds around the UK let us know if you're in Leicester and I'm sure me and the good Lady Maestro would be game.

5 hours ago, NoUseforaUsername said:

But then again, they aren't attractive women.

Neither is Bailey to be fair.

3 hours ago, Chest Rockwell said:

Is your username a Seinfeld reference? It always makes me think of Seinfeld, anyway.

It is indeed. I'm also a fan of his salad too.

It's still my favourite comedy show ever and I find that loads of Seinfeld-isms seep into my day to day life. I agree that it really picks up after the first few seasons and doesn't really let up like a lot of shows tend to do.

Put a few quid on Tiger Roll to win earlier this week so very happy to win some cash. Funnily enough the missus had money on Pleasant Company each way so we've done alright between us.