The Maestro

I'm a little bit merry so I'm sorry if this spills into the incoherent. NXT is absolutely brilliant. Every show is entertaining as hell and I buy into the majority of the wrestlers on there. Barring Corey Graves who looks like Ste off Hollyoaks dressed as CM Punk and the shitty Ascension. Seriously, Connor O'Brien sucks mongrel balls and is a waste of fucking space. And Rick Victochr as well. It's a shite gimmick and their matches are constant dribble. Fuck off. As for everyone else, top notch work. I think I'm in love with Bayley and her ghetto booty and Sami Zayn is the fucking man. And whatever happens with Enzo Amore, I hope that the very least he gets in the future is a managerial spot for someone. This guy is fantastic on the mic and deserves a chance to showcase his vocal skills on Raw at some point. As good as Raw has been as of late, NXT has been consistently brilliant for ages. I think that I've missed a handful of episodes of it since it debuted in 2010 and I've rarely been disappointed. Any show that has Diva's matches that I don't fast forward through is definetely worth a watch. Absolutely love it.

Melody's Echo Chamber - Some Time Alone, Alone

Love this album and love this tune.

Love Corrie. In terms of soap, sad storylines are handled so well and can make a cold-hearted beast such as myself getting a lump in my throat. I remember even shedding tears when Jack died a while ago and they brought Vera back.

The Three Stooges... what was I thinking?

I watched the first five minutes for this just to see Larry David dressed as a nun. That's as far as I'm going.

I predict Bryan to face Triple H at Survivor Series. I can imagine Bryan running amok against the McMahons and Orton leading to Triple H wanting to deal with Bryan personally.

I really don't care for Jack Black or the majority of his movies, but School Of Rock is awesome. Great family movie. Just seeing those pics make me feel old and I'm only 27. Jesus.

I liked Cloud Atlas.

It's a majorly flawed movie but it's ambition alone makes it a worthwhile watch. I enjoyed Jim Broadbent's story the most in it and I thought that Ben Whinshaw was particularly good as well. And Hugh Grant plays a bastard for 500 years. There were times of the film when my toes curled with some of the cringy dialogue and times when I laughed at how ridiculous some of the actors looked wearing prosthetics, and some aspects of the film don't hold as much interest as other parts, but overall I enjoyed it.

Sad to see hate for TMWTGG. I know it's a bit crap, but it's a Bond film I have a soft spot for. And the theme and score are awesome.

It's hard for me to choose a favourite Bond, I enjoy the majority of them, but the stand out classics are The Spy Who Loved Me and Goldfinger. These are the ones, along with Live and Let Die, that made me really love the James Bond series as a kid and beyond. Die Another Day is a pretty shitty Bond film. The opening sequence is good, but it's downhill from there. And despite my love for Roger Moore, View To A Kill is a fairly shite Bond film. Walken puts in a good shift as Max Zorin, but the rest of the film is gash. And it has this:

Awesome. Clarence Brown used to scare the shit out of me when I watched 'Highlander' as a kid. Classic.

For sheer bastardness, I love this guy:

I remember one story where two fans cummed on each other's cocks for natural lube when they met up with Dawn Marie in a hotel. That was interesting reading.

I seem to remember this as well. And I really don't know or even want to know where I remember this from. Sweet lord.

Who the hell writes wrestling-based erotica anyway? I could imagine people writing it on here for a laugh, but the thought of someone getting off as they're writing a story about the Bushwhackers and Doink riding some kind of train on Jacqueline is absolutely mental. Still brilliant reading though.

I was with mum and dad watching Blackburn play Everton at Ewood Park in 2001 when my mum shouted "Move you slow black bastard!". It was then when me and my dad had to tell her that she was shouting at Mark Hughes and not Marcus Bent. I don't think she was wearing her glasses that day.

Those TV edits are brilliantly awful. Do we get those in this country? I don't think that I have ever seen a film edited for British television. We just seem to show movies that are a bit colourful after the watershed. When I used to live in America, they would show all manner of movies and would edit any bits out accordingly. I remember the likes of 'Thelma and Louise' and 'Aliens' being majorly sliced apart. If you can't show the full film, then don't show it at all.

 

How young are you? Back in the 80s and 90s, all we ever got were edits. When I bought Die Hard on DVD a few years ago I was amazed at how much had been changed back when I first saw it.

27. I lived in America from 1993 to 1999 though so that's probably why it's something that I've never noticed over here. When did they stop doing this?

Those TV edits are brilliantly awful. Do we get those in this country? I don't think that I have ever seen a film edited for British television. We just seem to show movies that are a bit colourful after the watershed. When I used to live in America, they would show all manner of movies and would edit any bits out accordingly. I remember the likes of 'Thelma and Louise' and 'Aliens' being majorly sliced apart. If you can't show the full film, then don't show it at all.

I sent a my original list to Green and didn't end up doing a second one. But here we go:

Top Ten: this list could alternate from week to week and dependant on the mood.

American Psycho

Big Lebowski

Predator

Die Hard

Total Recall

Aliens

Boogie Nights

The Empire Strikes Back

Requiem For A Dream

Under Siege 2: Dark Territory

And the worst :

Repo Men

The Thin Red Line

Reeker

Hahaha! David Haye is such a wanker and doesn't really do anything to dispel the current trend of British athletes being complete bell ends.

Who in the hell would be cast in the Venkman role? I hate to be one of those fans that slates something before it actually comes out, but I cannot see this being any good, especially without Murray in it. That's if this all happens of course.

If you had asked me 12 months ago if I would like to see Menry or R-Truth released from the WWE, I would have said hell yes! Since then both have been two of my favourites on the roster. Particularily Henry who gets my vote.

Had to pick Raw GM mystery fizzling out. Great concept that had me guessing who really was the GM only for it to be forgotten. They could have even had Big Johnny say it was him. Really disappointing and a waste of a good storyline.

"Anal bleeding""Future Endeavours"Sheamus and Beaker bump into each other on Raw

Orton/ChristianPunk/CenaCole/Lawler

Punk winning the belt at Money In The BankKevin Nash appearing at the Royal RumbleSantino nearly winning the Rumble

Sin CaraTitus O'NeillDavid Otunga

Mark HenryR-TruthAustin Aries

Lawler/Cole from 'Mania.Miz/Cena from 'Mania as well.