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    Best Video Game Soundtracks

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    Honourable mentions to Daytona USA, Tony Hawks 2 and the Wrestlefest menu music.

     

    I had forgotten about this and now it's stuck in my head. What a great video game theme! Good shout on Tony Hawks 2 as well, especially with the awesome '96 Quite Bitter Beings'.

    I'll add GTA Vice City, San Andreas and that radio station on GTA 3 which played the Scarface soundtrack.

    Favourite Simpsons Quotes

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    Mr Burns : Smithers I've designed a new plane. I call it The Spruce Moose, it will carry 200 passengers from New York's Eidlywilde Airport to the Belgian Congo in 17 minutes.

     

    Smithers : That's quite a nice model, sir.

     

    Mr Burns : Model?

    Personal Low Points/The Weirdo Thread

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    My life has been a catalogue of low points and embarrasing events, almost too many to even count. Just off the top of my head I've...

     

    - Been caught fingering an ex by her little sister.

     

    How old was her sister?

     

    This was when I was 15, so I'd say her little sister would have been 12. She actually asked why my hand was down her sister's pants. Fun times.

     

     

    My life has been a catalogue of low points and embarrasing events, almost too many to even count. Just off the top of my head I've...

     

    - Thrown a cactus into someone's face from a moving vehicle.

     

    :laugh: how the fuck did that come about?

     

    There used to be this takeaway that me and a few mates used to go to where they had a cactus on the counter. A couple of us used to take bites of it (obviously not sober) and would try to steal it from time to time. Anyways, I had some weed and I asked the delivery driver if we could smoke out in his car whilst he was doing his rounds so he let us. I stole the cactus from the counter and when driving along saw a couple of people walking down he street so launched it at 'em from the backseat. Seemed a great idea at the time.

    Personal Low Points/The Weirdo Thread

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    My life has been a catalogue of low points and embarrasing events, almost too many to even count. Just off the top of my head I've...

     

    - Been caught having a wank. By gran.

    - Been caught fingering an ex by her little sister.

    - Treat a girl like shit whilst using her as cash machine/blowjob dispenser.

    - Thrown a cactus into someone's face from a moving vehicle.

    - Had a wank in a jail cell. Twice.

    - Had a wank behind the counter of a shop I used to work in and jizzed on the floor. I used box set of Charmed as material. To be fair, it was a quiet shop. and there weren't much else to do.

    - Had a shit in a urinal.

    DVDs and Films You Have Watched Recently #2

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    Last few movies I've watched have been:

     

    Clue - My missus had never watched this so we put this on the other week. Very fun movie with a great cast, especially Madeline Khan and Tim Curry.

     

    Unforgiven - Again, put this on as the missus had never watched it before. Since I hadn't watched it since I was a kid, it was really good to watch this as an adult and see it in a different light. A really well told story with great performances all around.

    RIOT!

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    Just seen footage on the news of a injured guy on the floor geting picked up and robbed. Fucking horrible. I genuinely wish death on all of these terrible thieving little bastards.

    Undertaker/Sting discussion thread, inc 14/02 *Raw Spoilers*

    in UKFF Gold

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    Fuck retiring. I'd love to see him end the Streak. IMAGINE what the reaction to Triple H being the man to end the Undertaker's streak would be like! Meltzer, David Cameron and Sebb Blater would unite in their disgust. It would be crazy.

     

    As funny as that would be, the streak will never end. And so it shouldn't. It's a huge part of 'Taker's gimmick and it will be his legacy. However, imagine the rub it would give one of the younger guys if they were the one to end it. D'you know what Fuck it. Going down the bookies and betting on Yoshi Tastsu to end it at next year's Mania. Choke on theat you fruit booties!

    Undertaker/Sting discussion thread, inc 14/02 *Raw Spoilers*

    in UKFF Gold

    Posted · Edited by The Maestro

    I like the idea of a Trips/Taker feud, but not at 'Mania. I feel that a match that hasn't been done at WrestleMania before adds to 'Taker's legacy and would be a better draw. Or at least draw more interest from the long-term fans. If I want to watch it again I'll just stick on my WMX7 video in and relive the good old days. His match with Shawn last year worked was because the previous year was so epic and his match with Kane at WMXX (even though shit, as all their matches are IMO) worked because of the history behind the characters. Much rather see Cena or Vince against The Dead Man this year.

    Undertaker/Sting discussion thread, inc 14/02 *Raw Spoilers*

    in UKFF Gold

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    I remember reading rumours that Sting was going to join WWE in 2004 and was going to combat Evolution after WMXX in the wake of Goldberg and Lesnar leaving. That might of worked at the time, even though I had reservations about it. However, it's 2011, WCW folded 10 years ago and there's a new breed of wrestling fan out there who probably don't even know who Sting is. Move with the times and push younger stars instead. Do I like Sting? Yeah, but I'm not a massive mark. Would he have been great in WWE at some point? Yes. Am I going to ask loads of questions only for myself to answer them? Hopefully not anymore after this. The point is, is that the possibility of Stinger jobbing out to Undertaker at a WrestleMania event not long after debuting in the company in 2011 is a fucking joke.

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