The Maestro
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This is why if you're a miserable bastard like me you avoid social media altogether. Unless it's on here. Does this place count as social media?
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Week 21A fixtures – 29th December
Premier League
Fulham 2-0 Huddersfield Town
Liverpool 2-0 Arsenal (5:30pm)Championship
Bolton Wanderers 1-2 Stoke City
Middlesbrough 2-1 Ipswich TownLeague One
Accrington Stanley 1-1 Peterborough United
Rochdale 1-1 Bradford CityNational League
Chesterfield 1-1 Hartlepool United
Dover Athletic 0-3 Leyton Orient
Gateshead 2-1 Halifax TownScottish Premiership
Rangers 1-2 Celtic (12:30pm)
Week 21B fixtures – New Year's Day
Premier LeagueCardiff City 0-2 Tottenham Hotspur (5:30pm)
Everton 2-1 Leicester City (12:30pm) Championship
Blackburn Rovers 2-2 West Bromwich Albion
Sheffield Wednesday 1-2 Birmingham CityLeague Two
Crawley Town 1-2 Colchester United
Swindon Town 1-1 Exeter City National League
Barnet 2-0 Boreham Wood
Salford City 1-1 WrexhamNational League North
Kidderminster Harriers 2-1 Hereford w/@Shy Dad
York City 2-0 Darlington -
I genuinely thought that JBL had been working out for a moment.
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Mauro's enthusiasm really is great and I can't fault him for it. But at the same time he also has the ability of making me think the telly is too loud and turning the volume down. I daren't watch NXT with the volume up if my daughter's in bed due to the fear of an overzealous "Mamma Mia" waking her up.
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Went to the in-laws for Xmas dinner and it was lovely. I get a free turkey from work every year that's so big it looked like it's mum got rodgered by Godzilla. Had the classics as most would have and camped my pigs in blankets in a mountain of mash. It was truly glorious.
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He's an odd one is Ranallo. Occasionally I'll think he's an alright commentator. But for the most part I just wish he'd learn to dial it back a bit and shut the fuck up.
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48 minutes ago, Fatty Facesitter said:
Still early doors, but you might be right...
On another note, that strike by Andros Townsend was spectacular. Paging @Frankie Crisp to the thread.
We rarely lose at Ewood so trust Pukki to score another late goal. Fair play to you boys though. I've always had a soft spot for Norwich since one of my earliest football memories of beating you 7-1 back in 1992. I'd love you guys to hang in there and go up.
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Club World Cup Final
Al-Ain 1-3 Real Madrid (at the Zayed Sports City Stadium)
Premier League
Cardiff City 0-2 Manchester United
Everton 1-1 Tottenham HotspurChampionship
Aston Villa 2-1 Leeds United
Hull City 0-0 Swansea CityLeague One
Blackpool 1-2 Barnsley
Portsmouth 2-1 SunderlandLeague Two
Grimsby Town 1-1 Notts County
Macclesfield Town 2-1 Port ValeScottish Championship
Ross County 3-1 Partick Thistle
Week 20B
Premier LeagueBrighton & Hove Albion 0-2 Arsenal
Leicester City 1-2 Manchester City
Watford 1-1 ChelseaChampionship
Norwich City 1-1 Nottingham Forest
Sheffield United 2-1 Derby CountyLeague One
Coventry City 1-0 Charlton Athletic
Oxford United 2-1 Southend UnitedLeague Two
Carlisle United 1-1 Oldham Athletic
Crewe Alexandra 0-2 Lincoln CityScottish Premiership
Aberdeen 1-2 Celtic -
1 hour ago, Porkchopcash said:
J Lingz you mean? The 26 year old who acts like a 14 year old who does all these silly hand gestures and dancing and generally looks like he don’t give a shit when Utd get dicked on every week.
Who has his jewellery range and clothes range and once tweeted during a minutes silence? Can’t see why some of the old gaurd don’t like him. The bloke looks and acts like a total muppet and thats nothing to do with him being mixed race.
Whilst he's probably not the kind of guy I'd hang out with, what's the big deal? I find it hilarious that a lot of ex pros have a pop about today's players for posting on Instagram or doing some daft dance from Fortnite when a lot of them used to be part of card schools and booze loads. And Roy Keane can piss off. A man that's had how many bans throughout his career for going out to injure opponents cannot have a go at other players for commitment.
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Covington is the worst. A bellend of the highest order. Here's a clip of Michael Bisping showing him up for the tool that he is.
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Screw you. I fully understand the hatred it gets but Cloud Atlas is amazing. In fact, where's that Die On a Hill thread?
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2 hours ago, bAzTNM#1 said:
He was a baddie a few times in films before he hit it big with "Four Wedding and a Funeral". You know, those cheap 50p DVD films you see around the place. I think "Train to Hell" might be one.
He also played numerous baddies in the overblown yet underrated Cloud Atlas. He even played a Korean villain in it too
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Premier League
Brighton & Hove Albion 1 v 2 Chelsea (Sunday 1:30pm)
Crystal Palace 1 v 1 Leicester City
Huddersfield Town 0 v 2 Newcastle United
Liverpool 3 v 1 Manchester United (Sunday 4pm)
Southampton 1 v 3 Arsenal (Sun 1:30pm)
Wolverhampton Wanderers 2 v 2 BournemouthLa Liga
Levante 2 v 3 Barcelona (Sunday 7:45pm)
Valladolid 0 v 0 Atlético Madrid (3:15pm)A-League
Adelaide United 2 v 1 Melbourne City (Sunday 8am)
Newcastle Jets 1 v 2 Perth Glory (Sunday 6am) -
I sway more to the left of things but that video is a smug piss take and the sort of thing that adds fuel to the fire for a lot of people with right wing beliefs. Not that it bothers me. I actually find it quite funny in an embarrassing kind of way.
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I've suffered a few seizures in my life, potentially due to epilepsy but not 100% sure why. Horrible to have one and they wipe you out for a few days afterwards. They make your whole body stiff and rigid so we know he definitely won't be feeling sawwwwft for a while.
I'll get me coat.
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Premier League
Bournemouth 1-2 Liverpool (12:30pm)
Burnley 0-0 Brighton & Hove Albion
Cardiff City 1-1 Southampton
Chelsea 1-1 Manchester City (5:30pm)
Leicester City 1-2 Tottenham Hotspur (7:45pm)
West Ham United 2-0 Crystal PalaceSerie A
Cagliari 1-2 Roma (5pm)
Lazio 3-1 Sampdoria (7:30pm)Austrian Bundesliga
Admira Wacker 0-2 Red Bull Salzburg (4pm)
Rapid Vienna 1-0 Sturm Graz (Sunday 4pm) -
1 hour ago, Armitage Shanks said:
Seems a nice genuine girl, with a nice figure.
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Bloody hell Ralphy! And I thought a peshwari naan with a curry was exotic!
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Wankman's Holiday: when you have a day off work and tug yourself silly.
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I had a good one earlier. I went to the toilet and splattered out last night's vindaloo after a couple of black coffees earlier today. It wasn't enjoyable but they all can't be hits can they? Ten minutes later, Sue in the office goes to the ladies toilets and come out asking who took a dump in there. It transpires that the awesomeness of my shit had gone through the pipes and emerged in the ladies bog. Working in a cabin in a scrap yard we have a tank under the office and all the pipes are all linked up. So here's poor Sue going for a quick tinkle and she's faced with a pile of brown slop that had worked it's way back up. Luckily she found the whole thing funny as she has two sons and said she's seen worse. No harm. But definitely foul.
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I had one last night as the little one was at the in-laws. Chicken vindaloo, pilau rice with a keema naan. It sweated the little bit of cold I had in my system out of me so a double win.
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Premier League
Arsenal 2-1 Tottenham Hotspur
Chelsea 1-1 Fulham
Liverpool 2-1 Everton
Newcastle United 1-0 West Ham United
Southampton 1-1 Manchester UnitedFA Cup Second Round
Lincoln City 2-0 Carlisle United
Maidstone United 0-0 Oldham Athletic
Walsall 2-1 SunderlandGerman Bundesliga
Werder Bremen 2-2 Bayern MunichEredivisie
Feyenoord 1-2 PSV -
11 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:
At night?
Whenever the mood strikes.
Minor news items that don't deserve a thread
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But if you're in the public eye you surely have to be aware of the risks? Especially with so many occurrences over the years.