insert_name_here Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 Just read my scenario, it's interesting to say the least. On a side note i have to say i'm gutted to be going up against Houchen in the first round because i don't think i've got a chance in hell of beating him off given what he does for a living but i suppose i can but try, no sense throwing in the towel this early and whatnot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted April 20, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted April 20, 2013 Where are the brackets? I miss them? Â 500 words isn't going to be nearly enough. I could never even get uni work down to just 500 words. Â Â You obviously have a lot of wrestling sex fantasies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted April 20, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted April 20, 2013 'FEED ME MORE' Ryback is hungry.............. For sex. Â Ryback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankCastle Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 I'm doing mine, should have it finished tomorrow night, finding it hard (as is my main character) to keep it down to 500 words... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane O' Mac Version 2 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 APA: Always Pounding Ass  “Bah god, King, Bradshaw almost took Bubba’s damn head off with that Clothesline from Hell!” screamed JR. The three count was academic, and after a hard hitting war with the Dudley Boyz, Bradshaw headed backstage with his APA tag partner/drinking buddy, Faarooq.  *******************************************************************  “What the fuck was that, Bradshaw!”  John “Bradshaw” Layfield looked up from untying his wrestling boots. His eyes met a pair of tanned, shapely legs that appear to keep going up to the heavens. Eventually, though, his gaze met the eyes of Stacy Keibler, and she was pissed!  “What can I do for you, little lady?” Bradshaw asked in his casual Southern drawl.  “I want you to apologise to Bubba Ray. There was no need to work that stiff! And that clothesline… just so stiff! In WCW, we never took liberties like that.”  “Well, in case you haven’t noticed, Stace, this ain’t WC-dubya. This is the WWF, you’d best get used to stiff clotheslines and pounding in the ring.” Bradshaw said this last sentence with a self-satisfied smirk.  “What are you getting at?” Stacy was pretty na Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 I hope to god that I never get rumbled reading this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killjoy_Gee Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 "Leave me walking like Droz" and "Treat me like I'm Jerry's kid" are possibly the best things I have ever read on this forum. Two solid A* from a secondary school teacher here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted April 22, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted April 22, 2013 Tommy's "flopping on the floor like D-von Dudley selling" is the line that got me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted April 22, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted April 22, 2013 I like 'Tensai's small but fat penis' it's something I never imagined I would have a mental image of but it fits so perfectly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Two solid A* from a secondary school teacher here  Not for long if the authorities catch you reading this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killjoy_Gee Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 I'm taking a sick day so no harm XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted April 22, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted April 22, 2013 I like 'Tensai's small but fat penis' ...it fits so perfectly. Â Fucks sake, everyone's at it. Â I'll never look at Ryback now without thinking of him feeding poor Barry Horowitz more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted April 22, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted April 22, 2013 I like 'Tensai's small but fat penis' ...it fits so perfectly. Â Fucks sake, everyone's at it. Â I'll never look at Ryback now without thinking of him feeding poor Barry Horowitz more. Â Fucking hell, I didn't even clock that, muse be left in my brain from writing my story earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 If that isn't claimed as a sig quote, I'll be astounded and disappointed. Â This whole thread is just a massive Pandora's box of smut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankCastle Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 PIPER'S PIT  It was moist in the dressing room, and Roddy Piper let the cooling breeze from the air conditioner swirl around his glistening, erect penis. It had been like this the whole tour - unbearable, searing heat, making each and every crevice a damp and greasy cavity. Now, they were sitting in the dressing room ahead of another Piper’s Pit segment, waiting for their call. “They” were Piper and Jimmy Snuka, who had been travelling together now for nearly a year. Snuka was barmy, and often relieved the tension, and expelled his sexual urges, by needling a hole into a coconut and thrusting his cock into it, leaving each nut an oozing container of congealed sperm.  “Have you seen her tonight?” said Superfly? “Who?” replied Piper. “Sherri. My God, she’s looking hot tonight. That woman could make Taker get a hard on.” “Ha ha. I’ve got a Pipers Pit with Ted tonight, she’ll be on that won’t she?” “Yeah man, she will. Fuck me, you gonna do that spot you normally do with her?  Piper smiling as he turned down the air conditioner with one hand and grasped his tool with the other.  “She’s going to get something sensational tonight.”  Snuka smiled, finished picking a hole in his tropical love implement, and slowly slipped his Fijian Fuck Stick into the hairy hole. Piper strapped on his kilt and ran his bony fingers through his long hair, all the while feeling the rough fabric of the ceremonial cloth touching the tip of his semi erect penis, thinking of giving Sherri a Million Dollar Dream she’d never forget.  The segment was going much as planned, only when Sherri lifted Piper’s kilt, to laugh as she always did, she came back up with a wicked grin on her face. “Later, your dressing room,” she purred. Piper swallowed.  Later, a knock came on Piper’s door. He’d be doing some knocking of his own shortly. He opened the door. Sherri pushed him against the wall and rubbed her hands over his bare chest, and then slid it underneath the hem of his kilt.  “You want this don’t you Piper, you’ve wanted this since WrestleMania seven haven’t you? I saw you under that kilt earlier, and I know you want it!” Sherri was wearing her outfit from the 92 Royal Rumble, with the frontage laced up. Her boobs were glistening with sweat under the laces. Piper was mesmerised. He grabbed Snuka’s needle and slid it between Sherri’s boobs. He used it to cut the laces and her dress fell to the floor. Naked apart from high heels, she stooped, and as she lifted Roddy’s kilt, her mouth grew Wide as she took it like a piper on the streets of Glasgow.  She ripped the kilt off, swirling and sucking his immense Scottish pork sword. Finally, his warm, gooey spunk doused her in the face, over her tits, and ran down her body towards her fanny.  “Just when you think you’ve got all the answers, I change the questions,” he bellowed.  “I just have one question,” said Sherri. “How soon before you can go again?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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