Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted April 19, 2013 Awards Moderator Report Share Posted April 19, 2013 FIRST NOTE: Obviously any fictional content within this thread is fictional, obviously. Fan fiction, by fans, creating fictional fiction that is not real nor is intended to be. Yes?  Spurred by the discussion in 'Minor News Items that don't deserve a thread' regarding wrestling fan fiction and erotica, it's the UKFF's first wrestling erotica competition!  Fuck knows how this'll turn out, but hopefully even if it crashes and burns it'll do so in an entertaining way. Also hopefully Slick Dick Nick doesn't mind this impinging on his Fantasy Booking Competition - I think the subjects are different enough that they shouldn't overlap...  I think what we'll do is have it tournament style. 16 (or 8, or 32) entrants. If you would like to enter, please post in this thread stating the name you would use if you were in an adult novel or film. Once there's a good number of entrants, I'll create the brackets and post a deadline.  I will then send you your individual scenario - which will contain a title for your fiction, a list of wrestlers (or other miscellany) that should feature, and a phrase you must include. Word limit will be 500 words - let's keep it brief.  The tournament brackets will be in this post, so you know who you're up against, but the scenarios will be kept secret until you post your entry (entry, LOL).  If anyone would like to be a judge instead/as well, PM me.   Whatever happens, this can't be worse than One Night In Chyna. Can it?   First round participants:  Tommy! vs. Vegeta  gmoney vs. PowerButchi  Frank Castle vs. Adam619  The Reverend vs. Steve 'Big' Jobs  Surf Digby vs. theironshake  insert_name_here vs. Keith Houchen  Shane O' Mac Version 2 vs. Forrest  Dead Mike vs. tattoos are gay  DEADLINE FOR ROUND 1: 4TH MAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jaffa Posted April 19, 2013 Paid Members Report Share Posted April 19, 2013 MS Paint images to supplement prose would be most welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted April 19, 2013 Paid Members Report Share Posted April 19, 2013 If you would like to enter, please post in this thread stating the name you would use if you were in an adult novel or film  I'm game for this, and I'd be "Max Schlong" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted April 19, 2013 Author Awards Moderator Report Share Posted April 19, 2013 MS Paint images to supplement prose would be most welcome. Â EDIT: I liked the idea, but I bow to public opinion, which doesn't, so we'd best not bother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Posted April 19, 2013 Report Share Posted April 19, 2013 I'm going to be bold and predict this will be moved to Gold in record time. Â I'll think of a name and get back to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmoney Posted April 19, 2013 Report Share Posted April 19, 2013 D.P Cockehouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankCastle Posted April 19, 2013 Report Share Posted April 19, 2013 Oh Yes. I've longed for the day I can make my Beth Phoenix/Chyna/Rey Mysterio scenario a reality. Â I've always liked Thunderbolt Fannypounder as an erotic name... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Your Fight Site Posted April 19, 2013 Paid Members Report Share Posted April 19, 2013 Didn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted April 19, 2013 Moderators Report Share Posted April 19, 2013 Boooo! No pictures! Let people's words create erotic visions in one's minds eye. The story should be the draw. C'mon now, can you not all read a book without it having drawings? Surely the fun is creating the preposterous and seedy sexy situations in your own head? Also, the awesome stories will mean less and people will end up judging on how funny they thought the MS Paint picture was. Â I move for no pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted April 19, 2013 Paid Members Report Share Posted April 19, 2013 I'm in the mood to get my creative juices (I said juices) flowing. Â Tommy Reamer, that's me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted April 19, 2013 Paid Members Report Share Posted April 19, 2013 Right lads, the aim here is to make these better than the Kris Akabusi sex stories, and that's going to take some beating, because they're brilliant. Â "...and then in the back of his Vauxhall Nova he whispered 'Awooga' into her ear, and patted her on the fanny" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted April 19, 2013 Author Awards Moderator Report Share Posted April 19, 2013 I'm in the mood to get my creative juices (I said juices) flowing. Tommy Reamer, that's me.  UKFF won't let me PM you - have you got an email address I can send your scenario to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted April 19, 2013 Paid Members Report Share Posted April 19, 2013 I'm in the mood to get my creative juices (I said juices) flowing. Tommy Reamer, that's me.  UKFF won't let me PM you - have you got an email address I can send your scenario to?  psychomcg@hotmail.com  Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmoney Posted April 19, 2013 Report Share Posted April 19, 2013 Boooo! No pictures! Let people's words create erotic visions in one's minds eye. The story should be the draw. C'mon now, can you not all read a book without it having drawings? Surely the fun is creating the preposterous and seedy sexy situations in your own head? Also, the awesome stories will mean less and people will end up judging on how funny they thought the MS Paint picture was. I move for no pictures.  Absolutely. What's the point of it? I don't want to be marked down because I'm fucking shit at paint. I'm out if we have to do pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted April 19, 2013 Moderators Report Share Posted April 19, 2013 I second Butch's motion for no pictures, but as a concession in return he has to record an audio book version of the winning entry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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