Devon Malcolm

Butch toast.

The gas must have been cut off halfway through frying the bacon and sausage.

He's been a decent mayor even if his pledges on homelessness have failed appallingly. His transport and Covid positions have been very good though and I might have voted for him if he'd made a firm pledge on building a Metrolink line to Stockport. The new bus station is a good start though. Meanwhile, #TelAvivKeith has been trending all afternoon as Starmer's popularity shows no sign of abating.

In fairness, I wouldn't read much into that. As much as the easy answer would be to say that this proves Starmer is a Tory, there's also the fact that Trump sees the writing on the wall. He knows Starmer will be the next Prime Minister so he's going to get himself onside with him for his own personal relationship benefit as soon as possible. Of course, Starmer's mob should have told him to fuck off. But he's a spineless prick and it does indeed prove he's a Tory. That's who you're all voting and advocating for.

Apparently he's a big wrestling fan, which should immediately disqualify anybody from standing for any kind of political position.

But at least he's electable and that's really all that matters, apparently.

The film as a whole did, but this is superb too.

Kenneth McMillan's a great Baron Harkonnen too, I think I even preferred him to Stellan Skarsgard.

The Fall Guy (cinema) As expected and promised, excellent fun. Hit and miss with its comedy but Gosling and Waddingham are absolute treats, Winston Duke gets to batter some lads, and it's a nice tribute to stunts and stunt performers. Will rewatch a lot. Perfect Days (cinema) Glad I waited patiently to see this at the cinema. Wim Wenders is another old director still making stuff of a high quality when he should be long retired but this might actually be the best film of his whole career. I enjoy films about nice people just getting on with their lives and with each other almost as much as dumb action-comedies. Wonderful. Dune (1984) I mean, this is fine? It doesn't even feel slightly like a David Lynch film but I didn't think there was anything awful here. Its main problem is that it clearly couldn't fit everything into one film, making the recent two-parter make even more sense. So many characters and so much exposition and inner thoughts, it's ridiculous. But also quite good fun. Dead Man's Letters Amazingly depressing post-nuclear apocalyptic Soviet film. I've watched a few of these lately (Testament is excellent, too) but this might be the most depressing of the lot. Brilliant film, though. Screamers Still a perfectly adequate sci-fi actioner. 15 minutes too long but more than enjoyable even if the effects are terrible. You can tell it's Canadian. Blade Runner / Blade Runner 2049 One of the biggest cinematic travesties is both these films being box office failures and us not getting more of them despite them both being two of the greatest sci-fi films ever made.

Especially homophobic ones.

Sounds better on cassette.

I don't think he's shit but he has variously come across as such when booked badly. The Reigns feud and that fatal four-way when he chucked a chair at his head was great. The tag team with Ricochet was a good laugh.

If you've ever seen a Young Bucks match, you've seen something that dire.