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Aleks Krotoski (already mentioned in this thread, probably, by me) is my favourite computer-game-playing girl (apart from Olivia Munn off of "Attack of the Show", but she's both commercial and conventional):

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She's my least fave of the Bits girls. The order of fitness goes Booth, Netwon-Dunn and then Krotoski in third. Emily Newton-Dunn is the nicest in real life though :)

Whatever, you can't be right about everything. In this case, you are exactly wrong.

1. Emily Booth

2. Emily Booth

3. Emily Booth

 

The other two can make dinner.

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The other two can make dinner.

How dare you!

 

I never saw Bits for some reason, but after a quick look on youtube I re-discovered 'Thumb Bandits'. Great computer game show from 2001-2002 hosted by Ian Lee and Aleks Krotoski! Which I loved and totally forgot about.

 

She loves games, has metallic red hair, great boobs and often wore tank tops. What a woman!

 

I think she wears suits and does degrees now. Boo!

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i used to watch bits all the time on channel 4 till she moved to bravo to do some gamer show or whatever the shit was, but then while watching a film on horror channel at the time, they aired the uncut version of some film with female vampires and there she was masterbating with a cruizifix.

 

SACRED FLESH :alien:

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Emily Booth is gorgeous - saw her in Piccadilly Circus station the other day. Very nice.

 

I also remember her from her soft porn days as "Emily Bouffante" on L!ve TV, presenting the "Blue Review".

Emily Booth is the reason I once accidentally fondled Bruce Willis. True story.

 

Finish or die.

As you wish.

 

I used to work for a movie promotions website (two, actually) and part of my job was running camera for red carpet interviews. The typical setup for one of these is a whole series of two-man crews (one interviewer, one cameraman) are jammed into a pen made from wrestling ringside-style guardrails. You are allocated your spot and there you stay while the film talent is ushered down the carpet, signing autographs and doing the interview line.

 

So, I was at the premiere of Over the Hedge in which Bruce Willis voices some sort of furry woodland creature. My interviewer, Andy, and I are in our spot in the pen and have interviewed the minor cast. The one person left to talk to is Bruce and we see him making his way through all the other crews. To the other side of us, every crew between us and the door is interviewing someone, so a there's a backlog building up.

 

As these things usually do, it's running late, so one of the PR girls appears and goes down the line telling all the crews "one question with Bruce". This is hugely frustrating, but not uncommon. At this point, Emily Booth barges between me and Andy, shouting to the PR girl about how they didn't get to interview Bruce. Meanwhile, Willis is seconds away from finishing with the crew before us. For a start, leaving your spot is bad form in terms of premiere etiquette (especially, when you've overstocked your crew and brought your cameraman, sound guy and producer along), crashing someone else's spot is also a no-no and making a hoo-hah with the PRs, who are usually stressed as fuck to start with, is also not going to win you any brownie points. The PR tells Booth and her crew to get back to their spot and "we'll see what we can sort out" (PR carny for "fuck off, I don't have time to deal with you"). As she leaves, Booth's enormous stiletto heel catches our quick-release mic cable and pulls it out of the bottom of the microphone.

 

At the second, Bruce arrives. Thanks to the backlog, we've got him all to ourselves until the PRs move him on. In terms of red carpet interviews, this is a dream come true, so Andy launches into his questions.... with an unplugged microphone...

 

I can't tell Andy to stop because Willis will get taken away, so I try to keep the camera on Bruce, while I blindly feel around for the mic cable to plug it back in. I know that once I've located the plug, the bottom of the mic, where it plugs in, will be about flush with the bottom of Andy's hand so all I have to do is find that and push up and we'll be back in business. So, I reach out and feel fabric. Brilliant, that's Andy's arm, just follow that forward till I feel skin and...

 

At this point, I notice that Bruce has stopped talking and is staring with some intensity down the lens of the camera. I look away from the viewfinder and see that I have reached too far over the barrier and am trying to plug the mic cable into the bottom of Bruce Willis' hand!

 

I immediately retract my hand and Andy & Bruce finish their interview.

 

So yeah, that's how Emily Booth made me fondle Bruce Willis. As a footnote, we were really lucky that the Sky crew next to us had their boom mic over our spot during our interview and kindly sent us their tape, so I could take their audio, sync it up with our picture and run with a complete Bruce Willis interview.

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I'd love to see the footage of Bruce's face as you fondle his hand. Great story. Though if it'd ended with you fondling Emily Booth it would have been even better, clearly.

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I'd love to see the footage of Bruce's face as you fondle his hand. Great story. Though if it'd ended with you fondling Emily Booth it would have been even better, clearly.

Not so much. She's a bit rough in the flesh these days IMO.

 

EDIT: And, as much as I hate sending traffic to these backward-facing, tight-fisted, slave-driving motherfuckers, it's the Brucey interview soundbite at the beginning, where he turns to look at the Burger King behind him. Less of a death stare than I remember.

 

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I'd love to see the footage of Bruce's face as you fondle his hand. Great story. Though if it'd ended with you fondling Emily Booth it would have been even better, clearly.

Not so much. She's a bit rough in the flesh these days IMO.

Like I said, saw her on the Tube a few months back - she looked great, very nice indeed.

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