WyattSheepMask Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 Don’t go and say you’re Maris Crane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarlettChad Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 Pour chocolate all over yourself and say you're GG Allin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted May 11, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted May 11, 2023 Get Martine McCutcheon to be sick in your hair and go as Mick Hucknall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted May 11, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted May 11, 2023 Go in regular clothes and say you’re a member of Band Aid. Bonus if you can bring 30 strangers with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted May 11, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted May 11, 2023 Start an argument with everyone when you get there and go as Mark E. Smith.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 Beat your wife and ignore your son while mocking the disabled and you’re John Lennon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted May 11, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted May 11, 2023 Arrange to pay your tax through a shell company in the Cayman Islands and go as Gary Barlow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said: Arrange to pay your tax through a shell company in the Cayman Islands and go as Gary Barlow. Have I ever mentioned I’ve been blocked by Gary Barlow on twitter? I’m sure I’d have remembered if I had as I’m not one for repeating myself. Edited May 11, 2023 by Keith Houchen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 1 hour ago, Keith Houchen said: Have I ever mentioned I’ve been blocked by Gary Barlow on twitter? I’m sure I’d have remembered if I had as I’m not one for repeating myself. Did he run out of Patience? I don't blame him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Some Guy Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 Refuse to be impressed by the decor, the buffet and the other guests. You're Shania Twain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butch2000 Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 Steal their wine. Lo and behold, it’s the authentic Richard Madeley! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butch2000 Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 12 hours ago, Keith Houchen said:  I BET YOU DID ALMOND YOU DIRTY OLD BOLLOCKS I BET YOU FUCKING DID! NOBODY speaks to me like that, not even my close friends. You don’t know me! YOUR BLOCKED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butch2000 Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 12 hours ago, SuperBacon said: It's lunch time Butch, ffs. The working class call it dinner. Or Snappin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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