The The Undertaker Is A Twat Thread

[The Gaffer]

28 minutes ago, Cannibal Man said:

the music and threatening to stab Jerry Lawler in the face on commentary just for talking to him IMO makes two good cases for Ministry Undertaker, in fact for a third add that promo at Fully Loaded 99 wherre Terry Taylor asks if he's alright and goes THE MOST DANGEROUS ANIMAL IS A HURT ANIMAL! NOW YOU GET OUT MY FACE TAYLOR, YOU UNDERSTAND HUH, BOY? YOU UNDERSTAND???? and throws him into a whiteboard

Or that oratory classic about a month later where he told a fable about stranding the Big Show in the desert and making boots out of his skin, or whatever the fuck. 

Awful on the mic and worse in the ring but yeah, I can't bring myself to hate the Ministry. The wider wrestling public's never done an about turn on them either from what I can see. They're one of those things everyone still seems to think cool or have fond memories of despite the general content quality. 

[Keith Houchen]

17 minutes ago, jazzygeofferz said:

Remember that weird chinny beard he had at one point?

Isn’t the chin where a beard is grown? Unless you’re suggesting he is a bender. 

[Infinity Land]

Are we talking MoD/Corporate Ministry era?

[Ultimate Hitman]

1 hour ago, Gay as FOOK said:

Or that oratory classic about a month later where he told a fable about stranding the Big Show in the desert and making boots out of his skin, or whatever the fuck. 

Awful on the mic and worse in the ring but yeah, I can't bring myself to hate the Ministry. The wider wrestling public's never done an about turn on them either from what I can see. They're one of those things everyone still seems to think cool or have fond memories of despite the general content quality. 

I genuinely think the wider wrestling community isn’t as cynical as more hardcore IWC fans tbh.

If you look at Ministry era Undertaker videos or even just the theme tune from the time then the comments are overwhelmingly positive, many even claiming this ‘Taker as their favourite version.

[Joe Blog]

5 hours ago, jazzygeofferz said:

Remember that weird chinny beard he had at one point?

That was HBK's chin. 

[eugenespeed]

Michelle McCool was once interviewed on suspicion of murdering The Undertaker. 

https://411mania.com/wrestling/michelle-mccool-questioned-about-murdering-the-undertaker/