cobra_gordo Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 The Bushwhackers would be aggressive towards genital hair. Â Nailz would be made of metal and would repeatedly get hit over the head. Â Virgil would be operated by strings and would make his way to the ring in Thunderbird 2 Â Earthquake and Typhoon would finish all their matches in empty stadiums after causing death, destruction and making people homeless. Â The Godfather would be an overweight mafia boss with a speech impediment. Â The Road Dogg would always be followed around by the dog warden for walking the streets without a tag or chip. Â The Kat would shit in a small plastic tray. Would also infuriate The Road Dogg. Â The Blue Meanie would be a foul mouthed curmudgeon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikehoncho Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Max Moon would have a fat arse. Â Roaddogg would be a the real name of The Littlest Hobo. Â Billy Gunn would be a goat with a sawn-off. Â Barry Windham would be a farty meat hock from the Vale of Glamorgan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grecian Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 The Outsiders would lose by count-out every match. Â Matt Hardy would be a sexually aroused rug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikehoncho Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 The Blackjacks would be a pair of licorice chew sweets. Â The Great Sasuke would be a fabulous ninja. Â Greg 'The Hammer' Valentine would be a romance-inspired murderer. Â Hugh Morrus might be funny. Â Scott Hall would live in a mansion just outside of Edinburgh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted February 10, 2017 Awards Moderator Share Posted February 10, 2017 Tyler Breeze will work on your roof or your floor, but only in slightly windy conditions. Â Tyler Bate will do it whatever the weather but he charges in fishing supplies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonworden Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Jim Cornette would be a fitness centre which was covered in regurgitated green giant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Ken Raper would be locked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikehoncho Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Slick would be greasy, & slide everywhere. Â The Grand Wizard would be the president of the Magic Circle. Â Sunny wouldn't work after dusk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Johnny Kashmere wouldn't stop pregnancy and would likely cause a nasty rash inside there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bus Surfer Posted February 10, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted February 10, 2017 Bastion Booger would be entirely made of Snot and phlegm. Â Booker T would a provide hot beverages to library employees as part of his main duties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 True story: When I was nine and hadn't seen him wrestle yet, and had never heard of the actual job he was named for, I assumed The Undertaker was so called because he took his opponents under the ring (where he'd do horrifying, unspeakable things to them). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJSTYLES Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Luther Reigns would be an undefeated Idris Elba  Joey Abs would be an inshape kangaroo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Rodney would be a bumbling market trader. Â Sandman would carry a bucket, spade and collection of small flags to the ring. Â Mankind would refuse to wrestle and would be helpful and generous towards his opponent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 The Blue Blazer would be worn by Michael Portillo with a green shirt and white slacks as he boards a train in Luxembourg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Dem Wanz Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 The Sandman would disintegrate at the slightest touch, rendering him unsuitable for anything wrestling related. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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