Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted June 10, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted June 10, 2015 Test in ECW in 2006. Who had that idea? He just had that late 90s smear of pointlessness painted on him. His physique made me feel uncomfortable. He looked so gassed up, he didnt look like he wanted to be that size. His head looked like a red baloon. Â Who else really shouldnt have had a job when they did. I believe Test is a great example to get this started. Stunned he lasted long enough to sort Kelly Kelly out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarTheSlouch Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Bastion Booger. Fat, hairy and boring to fuck. And *those* were his good points. Â At time when there were at least 1 or 2 other quys doing the sitdown splash type finish (Yoko/Earthquake briefly), Booger had no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted June 10, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted June 10, 2015 I believe Test is a great example to get this started. Stunned he lasted long enough to sort Kelly Kelly out. Â Funnily enough, Kelly was one of the first names that entered my head when I saw the title of the thread. She was absolutely pointless for me, real channel-changer to the point hearing her music start made me angry. Matches were crap, and nowhere near as hot as WWE wanted her to be. I'm not saying she wasn't good-looking, but she wasn't anything special, and they acted like she was. She was nowhere near Eve or Layla. I'd have much preferred Kaitlyn to Kelly, and she never had the "look how fit she is" hard sell that Kelly had. I could go on and on. They really wanted her to be the second coming of Sable, but she was never the hottest girl on the roster or even close, and was a complete charisma vacuum. Utter waste of telly time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bukamania Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Rosa fucking Mendes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted June 11, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted June 11, 2015 Add her name to shit things about her, air raid. Kelly Kelly. I mean what the fuck? Who thought that name would be a good idea? Johnny Ace with his kecks round his ankles in the gents sticking the pages of Sports Illustrated together? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freaky Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Erik Watts. Absolutely no right to be anywhere near a wrestling ring, or to even be in a town on a night that there was a wrestling show taking place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members DCW Posted June 11, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted June 11, 2015 Test's roid acne was ridiculous during that ECW run too, poor bastard probably knew it was his last chance to impress Vince. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members WWFChilli Posted June 11, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted June 11, 2015 Dino fucking shit as cig smuggling Bravo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MungoChutney Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Dino Bravo was a good mid-level heel, I hated him as a kid. The team with Earthquake was a great foil for Hogan and a slight departure for the standard Hogan/big guy feud. Â Saying that, I'm shite in these threads because I can find redeeming qualities in almost any wrestler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraserbee Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 I'd say Hercules with a red stalking over his head as Super Invader in 1992 WCW was particularly useless. I think the original plan was for him to work with whomever Vader was feuding with while Vader was off doing his New Japan stuff. This just led to him being compared to Vader from the beginning and the comparison was not favourable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted June 11, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted June 11, 2015 Â Â I believe Test is a great example to get this started. Stunned he lasted long enough to sort Kelly Kelly out. Kelly was one of the first names that entered my head when I saw the title of the thread. She was absolutely pointless for me, real channel-changer to the point hearing her music start made me angry. Matches were crap, and nowhere near as hot as WWE wanted her to be. They really wanted her to be the second coming of Sable, but she was never the hottest girl on the roster or even close, and was a complete charisma vacuum. Utter waste of telly time. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireBrand Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 I'd say Hercules with a red stalking over his head as Super Invader in 1992 WCW was particularly useless. I think the original plan was for him to work with whomever Vader was feuding with while Vader was off doing his New Japan stuff. This just led to him being compared to Vader from the beginning and the comparison was not favourable. Â I loved Super Invader because for some unknown reason at that point in time I thought he was a genuine exotic wrestler of fantasic ability. For some unearthly reason that impression is the one that stays with me. Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian 86 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Bastion Booger. Fat, hairy and boring to fuck. Â Seriously, 9 hours and no-one has commented on this!? This place has changed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon-Carr_92 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Adam "Pacman" Jones. American footballer who turned to wrestling during a suspension. Even won the TNA Tag Titles with Ron Killings (Anyone know where he now?) despite not allowed to do more than jumping about in his matches pretty much due to legal wranglings from his team. Eventually "retiring" 2 months later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members mim731 Posted June 11, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted June 11, 2015 "Hard Work" Bobby Walker. Could not understand why he got such a big push, watching old Nitros from 95/96 on the network, he's useless. Also, surely his nickname was some kind of rib. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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