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Test in ECW in 2006. Who had that idea? He just had that late 90s smear of pointlessness painted on him. His physique made me feel uncomfortable. He looked so gassed up, he didnt look like he wanted to be that size. His head looked like a red baloon.

 

Who else really shouldnt have had a job when they did. I believe Test is a great example to get this started. Stunned he lasted long enough to sort Kelly Kelly out.

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I believe Test is a great example to get this started. Stunned he lasted long enough to sort Kelly Kelly out.

 

Funnily enough, Kelly was one of the first names that entered my head when I saw the title of the thread. She was absolutely pointless for me, real channel-changer to the point hearing her music start made me angry. Matches were crap, and nowhere near as hot as WWE wanted her to be. I'm not saying she wasn't good-looking, but she wasn't anything special, and they acted like she was. She was nowhere near Eve or Layla. I'd have much preferred Kaitlyn to Kelly, and she never had the "look how fit she is" hard sell that Kelly had. I could go on and on. They really wanted her to be the second coming of Sable, but she was never the hottest girl on the roster or even close, and was a complete charisma vacuum. Utter waste of telly time.

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Add her name to shit things about her, air raid. Kelly Kelly. I mean what the fuck? Who thought that name would be a good idea? Johnny Ace with his kecks round his ankles in the gents sticking the pages of Sports Illustrated together?

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Dino Bravo was a good mid-level heel, I hated him as a kid. The team with Earthquake was a great foil for Hogan and a slight departure for the standard Hogan/big guy feud.

 

Saying that, I'm shite in these threads because I can find redeeming qualities in almost any wrestler.

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I'd say Hercules with a red stalking over his head as Super Invader in 1992 WCW was particularly useless. I think the original plan was for him to work with whomever Vader was feuding with while Vader was off doing his New Japan stuff. This just led to him being compared to Vader from the beginning and the comparison was not favourable.

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I believe Test is a great example to get this started. Stunned he lasted long enough to sort Kelly Kelly out.

Kelly was one of the first names that entered my head when I saw the title of the thread. She was absolutely pointless for me, real channel-changer to the point hearing her music start made me angry. Matches were crap, and nowhere near as hot as WWE wanted her to be. They really wanted her to be the second coming of Sable, but she was never the hottest girl on the roster or even close, and was a complete charisma vacuum. Utter waste of telly time.

 

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I'd say Hercules with a red stalking over his head as Super Invader in 1992 WCW was particularly useless. I think the original plan was for him to work with whomever Vader was feuding with while Vader was off doing his New Japan stuff. This just led to him being compared to Vader from the beginning and the comparison was not favourable.

 

I loved Super Invader because for some unknown reason at that point in time I thought he was a genuine exotic wrestler of fantasic ability. For some unearthly reason that impression is the one that stays with me.

 

 

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Adam "Pacman" Jones. American footballer who turned to wrestling during a suspension. Even won the TNA Tag Titles with Ron Killings (Anyone know where he now?) despite not allowed to do more than jumping about in his matches pretty much due to legal wranglings from his team. Eventually "retiring" 2 months later.

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