Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted February 7, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted February 7, 2015 ... Biting the end of my tounge when i have an ulscer. Â I know i should resist, but i can't help it. It gets worse, it hurts like hell, but i keep on giving it a scrape, sometimes without even realising. Â What do you do, that you shoud not, but cant help it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted February 7, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted February 7, 2015 Pound Bakery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil is brill Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 I wish I could stop myself from picking scabs. If I ever get a tiny cut, I end up picking it all the time. Mrs. NIB is always on my case about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladiesman345 Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 Smelling dental floss after using it. Disgraceful behaviour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 Pound Bakery. Yup, great shout! The one in Chorlton Square takes a lot of my pound coins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted February 7, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted February 7, 2015 Stretford Mall for me, which makes it even worse. Â Shall I have a hearty 15 minute, health-enhancing walk to Chorlton Morrisons to buy ingredients for my weekend cooking, and * maybe * a bit of lunch while I'm there? No, instead let's shuffle up to the Mall, march through some of the dreggiest of life's dregs, grab some essentials from Tesco (avoiding the precisely 20,000 scavengers clogging up the aisle that hosts "Reduced To Clear") and then * DEFINITELY * pop down two quid for some cheap pastries which I know will end up killing me. Â I tell thee, Greggs only gets a look in when the Festive Bake is on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapnut Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 I pick my nose in public a lot. I've done it since I was a nipper and I can't stop myself. I know it looks fucking horrible, but I absolutely hate the feeling of having a nose full of all-sorts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted February 7, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted February 7, 2015 Stretford Mall for me, which makes it even worse. Â Shall I have a hearty 15 minute, health-enhancing walk to Chorlton Morrisons to buy ingredients for my weekend cooking, and * maybe * a bit of lunch while I'm there? No, instead let's shuffle up to the Mall, march through some of the dreggiest of life's dregs, grab some essentials from Tesco (avoiding the precisely 20,000 scavengers clogging up the aisle that hosts "Reduced To Clear") and then * DEFINITELY * pop down two quid for some cheap pastries which I know will end up killing me. Â I tell thee, Greggs only gets a look in when the Festive Bake is on. I used to work at the Housing Office in Stretford Mall. Fucking diabolical place. Do you remember when the guy selling the big issue at the Argos entrance got arrested for standing there with his cock out? Â Anyhow, the shouldn't do but do it anyway for me it's pulling loose threads. I known it will ruin the garment, but I still do it. Dopey twat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted February 7, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted February 7, 2015 Picking the inside of my ears with a DS stylus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil is brill Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 Picking the inside of my ears with a DS stylus.  Guilty as charged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refused Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 Pulling out the hairs around my nipples. Sometimes I go at them with a pair of tweezers while I'm on the throne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 Flushing the chain just as I let out the first phase of a shit when other people are in the house. I can't help it. Â In my defence, it covers up the sound of firing a machine gun into a swimming pool and cuts out 90% of the smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted February 8, 2015 Author Paid Members Share Posted February 8, 2015 I fully understand the toilet chain thing, I've done that plenty of times. Along with putting toilet paper over the water before battle commences. Complete waste of paper, but absorbs the sound when you feel embarrassed. Â Â Another one of mine is having a couple of pints with work mates and slagging other work people off. Its terrible and most of the time i don't 'really' mean a lot of it. Its always aimed at those who try to get away with passing the book, work shy, and get away with doing as little as possible, usually resulting in me picking up the pieces. Its going to catch up to me eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanny Pack Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 ...weed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted February 9, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted February 9, 2015 Junk food. Filthy, dirty junk food. If there's an opportunity I have to battle with myself to not have it and usually I lose.  Buying bleach. Don't ask, it's become a compulsive behaviour now but I figure there are worse things that you have to buy every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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