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17 minutes ago, TheBurningRed said:

As long as you're not thinking about the Nolan sister sitting on your face.

Torn between a I'm In The Mood For Wanking, Don't Wank Me Too Hard, or a Who's Gonna Wank You gag, so have them all.

Sorry.

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40 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

You watching old Bret Hart matches will be fine mate.

Not if the old bill agree with Gorilla Monsoon about whether or not he's in a chokehold.

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44 minutes ago, Thunderplex said:

Are you still allowed to rattle one out whilst watching Loose Women?

See, this is what separates the good from the great.

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1 hour ago, LaGoosh said:

Wasn't someone on here in the industry in some business capacity? I remember them having an encyclopedic knowledge of every porn star. 

Probably me. I still do some work in it although I'm trying to move away from it. Had a nice chat with Alex Coal the other day on Twitter so it still has its benefits.

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1 hour ago, Devon Malcolm said:

Probably me. I still do some work in it although I'm trying to move away from it. Had a nice chat with Alex Coal the other day on Twitter so it still has its benefits.

So, you reckon I'll be going to jail any time soon? All seems a bit vague this porn ban. Say I'm wanking to a Ginger Lynn video from 1985 and some audible called choking scene comes in unadvised, are me and Russell Brand going to have to join Aryan Brotherhood just so I dont get glass in my porridge? 

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10 minutes ago, IANdrewDiceClay said:

So, you reckon I'll be going to jail any time soon? All seems a bit vague this porn ban. Say I'm wanking to a Ginger Lynn video from 1985 and some audible called choking scene comes in unadvised, are me and Russell Brand going to have to join Aryan Brotherhood just so I dont get glass in my porridge? 

I've not really paid any attention to these new laws because they're so stupid and arbitrary, but I assumed they were aimed more at people uploading such content rather than anyone happening across it. In much the same way as I'm not going to get my collar felt when I watch football at the weekend on anything but a legal stream.

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On 11/5/2026 at 7:09 PM, Devon Malcolm said:

I've not really paid any attention to these new laws because they're so stupid and arbitrary, but I assumed they were aimed more at people uploading such content rather than anyone happening across it. In much the same way as I'm not going to get my collar felt when I watch football at the weekend on anything but a legal stream.

I just came in to ask that question as I only read about it today. D-Mal, you know more about porn than anyone here, do you think this is the thin end of the wedge?

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On 11/5/2026 at 3:48 PM, LaGoosh said:

Wasn't someone on here in the industry in some business capacity? I remember them having an encyclopedic knowledge of every porn star. 

I was friends with a couple in the business and went out with one when I was 18 and 23, which is fucking years ago, back before Killergram. Back when it was all filmed in mildew ridden houses and looked like it was made in Moldova, when UK Student House or Fancy An Indian was the height of Britporn.

 

How much Rocco and Manuel Ferrera will be lost to the ether?

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35 minutes ago, HandsomeButchIII said:

I just came in to ask that question as I only read about it today. D-Mal, you know more about porn than anyone here, do you think this is the thin end of the wedge?

Probably. All BDSM and bondage content is under threat, as is any porn that could be considered 'rough'. What a stupid fucking country.

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Isnt all this basically one of those laws they put in place so if they want to get you, they'll use this as an excuse. Like "we raided him, couldnt find the drugs, but he had PascalsSubSluts on his hard drive, the dirty cunt." Basically what they did in the video nasty era. "We caught that lefty cunt finally!" "what for?" "He had Driller Killer on VHS."

I just dont see how they'd know you have it on a hard drive or why they would give a shit unless they are after you for some other reason.

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We we're all wanking on the VPN anyway these days. But it'll be a shame to see swathes of  well made pornography from the 70s to the 80s being lost as Honey Wilder wanked off Tom Bryon. Would Deep Throat be illicit, for example (it should be but for different reasons)? 

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