KingOfMetal Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Teddy Hart Says He's Training Animals To Wrestle By Daniel Pena Sep 12, 2011 - 12:16:36 PM Â Â Former WWE developmental wrestler Teddy Hart appeared on Live Audio Wrestling to discuss Next Generation Stampede Wrestling, which premieres this Friday night in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. The third generation discussed the promotion's concept, some "out of the box" ideas he has, members of the Hart family, issues with CM Punk, and more. Highlights from the interview are as follows: Â How Next Generation Stampede Wrestling is different: "We have trampolines and we have skateboarders, we have all sorts of things that we want to do. I really like the X-Games, and I'm trying to get guys that are in the X-Games to transfer over into this new sport of wrestling that I'm creating. Certain things to look for in the future - you might end up getting a key instead of winning a fall, because all the falls are 2 out of 3 falls, we'll be wrestling a Mexican Lucha Libre style on that. Instead of winning a belt or something, you might win a key which will unlock a certain weapon that you can use, which may be like a skateboard, or a trampoline, or a special pair of boots that have magnets on the bottom so you can do some things that have never been possible before. Also, the turnbuckles are robotic for the new ring that we're designing. This may be six months away, but guys can adjust the height while they're up there." Â Ideas he would like to see in the promotion: "I'd like to see mechanically altered weapons and things like that. Chairs that change sizes, ladders that get longer, so you can be on a ladder and press a button and it gives you another three feet or five feet if you want to go higher. Higher is ratings. If you can have the fans all typing into their phone, and you want to see Ted Hart go an extra five feet in their air, everyone's got 30 seconds to type a code into their phone. If the code is in, and I get my combination from the referee, I climb up another five feet." Â Working with pets to incorporate into wrestling: "I'm training cats to come out to the ring with me, and I'm also trying to train animals to get involved in matches. I'm trying to get safety animals, like a dog, to basically pull the referee's leg before the count of three, little things like that. Or my dog will be carrying a weapon for me, and I would get it off his neck. Potentially if I had a female manager, and she has a cat, and the cat is maybe a good way of getting couple kids out of the audience, and I lure the kids out of the audience and the kids cause a disqualification to happen so I don't have to lose the belt, or something like that." Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffingtonClyro Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Right, he quite clearly has lost the fucking plot. Mechanical ring? Dogs? Worse than WCW 2000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted September 12, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 12, 2011 I want some of the mind-bending drugs Teddy Anus is on. They obviously work. Â Dogs carrying weapons, dogs breaking up the three count?!? Aye, ok Teddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTXRussomark Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Potentially if I had a female manager, and she has a cat, and the cat is maybe a good way of getting couple kids out of the audience, and I lure the kids out of the audience and the kids cause a disqualification to happen so I don't have to lose the belt, or something like that." Or you could just have your female manager do that to begin with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 I'd pay to see all this, just once but i'd pay for sure. The kid has lost his mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RancidPunx Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 The worst thing is that this isn't the first time he has brought this up. Â I remember about 6 years ago he said he had a cat back in calgary that he had trained to do an asai moonsault. Â Â The dude is messing with there interviewer..........there is no way thats a serious comment. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Or is it? Â http://www.canada.com/business/5373155.bin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted September 12, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 12, 2011 Wasnt this going to happen in 2004? Teddy Hart was going to do a high spots federation, with no selling, all kinds of platforms to jump off, with skateboards around him. Wrestling Society X took a lot of what he wanted to do as well. I cant imagine anything worse than this personally. Â Although the Cat idea sounds ace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tom Posted September 12, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 12, 2011 If he runs with the animal idea as fast and as hard as possible then that's something I need to see; labradors pulling refs out of the ring, small cats scramming someone's eyes out whilst the ref is distracted by a boa constrictor, and parrots cutting promos, I can't think of much better things to make the indie scene a bit more interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Freebird Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 What a nutter. I'd love to see how he pictures this in his mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Cant wait to see this new promotion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrestlemaniacx Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Sorry for being "that guy" but i'll just say that i hope he treats the animals right and not abuse them like circus animals getting whippend and beaten, which is something that troubles me since Ted never seemed to be all there mentally and i honestly can't imagine an explosive individual like him treating animals with patience and respect. Â Other than that i always liked Ted,he can be one of the best high flyers when he feels like it and i respect his ability in that regard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seratonin Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 One of the funniest things I've read from a wrestler in some time. That is going to take some beating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted September 12, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 12, 2011 No circular saw blades coming up through the mat at random intervals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted September 12, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 12, 2011 I'd love to know what he thinks he's going to do with a pair of magnet boots. This sounds fucking mental, like Wrestling Society X meets Speedball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Joe Joe Jr Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 i think teddy just became the best troll in the wrestling business Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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