Paid Members WWFChilli Posted May 18, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted May 18, 2011 Right hello, having a bit of writers block for the last several days so I'm appealing to the UKFF for some inspiration.  Can you make up with any comical, weird or odd murders and how they could be solved. It's a mad suggestion but it could hep me out the rut and allow you guys to get your fiction hats on and go a bit nuts.  taa for the help  Ash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Quentin Posted May 18, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted May 18, 2011 I always liked the story where the wife killed her husband with a frozen leg of lamb and then fed it to the police that came to investigate the scene. The book was called "Lamb to the Slaughter" I believe. Â Or you could just watch a bunch of CSI. Especially the new ones. They've totally ran out of ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Paging crawlingwest to the thread, crawlingwest to the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted May 19, 2011 Moderators Share Posted May 19, 2011 I always liked the story where the wife killed her husband with a frozen leg of lamb and then fed it to the police that came to investigate the scene. The book was called "Lamb to the Slaughter" I believe. Â It's a Roald Dahl short story. Â Roald Dahl fucking rules. No wonder he was Welsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Green Posted May 19, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted May 19, 2011 I always liked the story where the wife killed her husband with a frozen leg of lamb and then fed it to the police that came to investigate the scene. The book was called "Lamb to the Slaughter" I believe. Â It's a Roald Dahl short story. Â Roald Dahl fucking rules. No wonder he was Welsh. It was also made into an episode on Roald Dahl's Tales of the Unexpected, which was a great show. The episode was called Leg of Lamb or something I believe. Â Oh and check this out too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted May 19, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted May 19, 2011 I always liked the story where the wife killed her husband with a frozen leg of lamb and then fed it to the police that came to investigate the scene. The book was called "Lamb to the Slaughter" I believe. Â It's a Roald Dahl short story. Â Roald Dahl fucking rules. No wonder he was Welsh. Â Puts me in mind of The Irish Ballad by Tom Lehrer. , but the lyrics are as follows:Â About a maid I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members WWFChilli Posted May 19, 2011 Author Paid Members Share Posted May 19, 2011 anybody got anything then? all would be appreciated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted May 19, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted May 19, 2011 How about a social misfit that wants to immortalise himself as a serial killer. So as to cement his antics in history (and hopefully get a cool nickname by the press), he comes up with the idea of rubbing something poisonous onto his nob, and then go out hiring prostitutes. Of course, it all goes a bit squiffy as he's poisoning himself peniley. Â Bonus points if the character of Detective Inspector Sprules is in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Paging crawlingwest to the thread, crawlingwest to the thread. Â He'll be here shortly, probably with an idea about offing someone who got in his way then burying her in broad daylight in a pedestrianised city centre because its less obvious than burying a body under cover of darkness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matbro1984 Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Stab someone to death with a shard of ice. Then, the evidence melts. Â Not sure how you go about solving that, unless an inspection of the freezer reveals an unusual ice cube tray in the shape of said massive shard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted May 19, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted May 19, 2011 That happened in Bad Girls. Bad Girls was class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patiirc Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Hmm, Lots of Uni places that do Pathlogy have ' Murder Houses' for the students to hone their skills. What about setting an actual murder there and have some young super sleuth look to solve the crime as their mates get picked off one by one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checkmate Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 What about a fake suicide with slit wrists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members WWFChilli Posted May 19, 2011 Author Paid Members Share Posted May 19, 2011 What about a fake suicide with slit wrists  beg your pardon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 How about:  - Ninja-like man sneaks into house - Ninja-like man ties the man of the house up using his gym equipment - Ninja-like man then kills the lady of the house - Ninja-like man hangs around the house for a day watching Jeremy Kyle etc - and reads stuff written by the man of the house - Ninja-like man, pretending to be the man of the house, kills the disabled kid - Ninja-like man spends a day watching more Jeremy Kyle etc - and sends a few texts from the man's phone. - Ninja-like man strings up the man of the house with his gym equipment, making it look like a suicide... in effect, a double-murder + suicide - Ninja-like man leaves the scene, darting to the airport where he catches a plane to Orlando  It's a start anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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