Keith Houchen Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Peppers as big as ya head. :laugh: You ain't wrong! Gotta get me some of them dungarees yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted January 22, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 22, 2012 Cheers nigga, Chorlton REPRESENT. Coming atcha from da Unicorn vegan co operative grocers. Â Had a row with the manager there a couple of years ago. Twat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kendal mint cake Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Really, what about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted January 22, 2012 Moderators Share Posted January 22, 2012 Chorlton's a shitheap. Real men live in Fallowfield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kendal mint cake Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 I've earned my stay in Chorlton. I cut my Manchester teeth in Salford (Langworthy Road) and Rusholme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted January 22, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 22, 2012 Really, what about? Â Thought it was just an organic shop. At the time, there were no signs mentioning anything about it being Vegan only. Â Wifey was on a bit of a health kick, so I went in, filled my basket with veg all still covered in shit, various grains etc. I wanted some eggs, had a good look round, but no luck, so I approached a guy stacking a shelf, and politely asked "Excuse me, can you tell me where the eggs are please" Â His face was like fucking thunder. "We are a vegan shop, selling vegan food. Do you not understand the concept of vegan?" Â "Do you not understand the concept of twat? Stick your shitty carrots up your arse" Â Dumped the basket on the floor and walked out. A simple "Sorry we don't sell eggs" would have been fine. Twat. Â I've earned my stay in Chorlton. I cut my Manchester teeth in Salford (Langworthy Road) and Rusholme. Â You have more than earned your place in Chorlton. Â Stay away from Didsbury though. We're classy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kendal mint cake Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 I'm going to go in there and ask where the beef is now. Stupid smug cunt. Bet he drives a hybrid. Â Didsbury is painfully average soz. People from didsbury believe they live in some kind of well to do, nice area. It's not. The only thing it's good for is pub crawls. Didsbury is just a white english northern town lacking any charm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Johnny Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 "We are a vegan shop, selling vegan food. Do you not understand the concept of vegan?""Do you not understand the concept of twat?'Gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Screen Up Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 I have no problem with people who wish to be vegan/vegetarian but it is one of my absolute pet hates when said people think that it gives them a right to jump on some meat-free pedestal whereby they're better than the rest of us. I'm pleased that you gave him that reply, Thunderplex, good work. It made me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandingo's Donger Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 I have no problem with people who wish to be vegan/vegetarian but it is one of my absolute pet hates when said people think that it gives them a right to jump on some meat-free pedestal whereby they're better than the rest of us. I'm pleased that you gave him that reply, Thunderplex, good work. It made me laugh  He probably only said it because he was sick of people going in his shop thinking they were being funny and original asking where the beefburgers are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kendal mint cake Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Who are you. Fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.PeterVenkman Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 What did John Galt get potted for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 What did John Galt get potted for? Didn't do a mod challenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.PeterVenkman Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 What did John Galt get potted for? Didn't do a mod challenge. Â Oh right, cheers, seems a bit of a shame, he was a decent enough poster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted January 22, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 22, 2012 What did John Galt get potted for? Didn't do a mod challenge. Â Oh right, cheers, seems a bit of a shame, he was a decent enough poster He took a dig at another poster for no real reason, so was issued a mod challenge that all of a sudden he was too good for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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