Moderators PowerButchi Posted January 7, 2010 Moderators Share Posted January 7, 2010 (edited) Anyone else have my problem? Have a night on the ale, have a wank, and it burns like a fucker when you release the boys. Thing is, never when I'm sober, or when I'm having actual sex, but having a pissed-up toss makes me feel like I'm having swab in the clap clinic. Â Anyone else had the problem, and even better, know what the fuck it is? Edited January 7, 2010 by ButchReedMark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted January 7, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted January 7, 2010 There's nothing quite like a drunk, masturbating Welshman to really set the tone, is there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted January 7, 2010 Author Moderators Share Posted January 7, 2010 You fucking racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted January 7, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted January 7, 2010 You fucking racist. Â Oh yes. Â And if there was any doubt about the matter, now hear this: NIGGER. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Only kidding, I'm still Chief Wog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted January 7, 2010 Author Moderators Share Posted January 7, 2010 Fucking coloureds... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRMIdAS Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 most likely whatever you're drinking doesn't agree with your japs eye. Â changing your diet can affect flavour, so yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted January 7, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted January 7, 2010 Yes I've had the same thing. I've given up wanking pissed, not only because of the burning but also because it takes ages. Â We need a doctor to explain why the burn happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JLM Posted January 7, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted January 7, 2010 Fanny, minge, SID~! etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Fanny, minge, SID~! etc. Â All things that make life good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finbar Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 (edited) Fanny, minge, SID~! etc. Â Â If Butch and his blokey-bloke-bloke-blokeness beats you to funniest poster something's gone very wrong. Edited January 7, 2010 by Gauntley's Gooch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 I usually find JLM funny to be honest, much as I do Butch most of the time. Â JLM's little swipes at the one guy opposing him in the poll aren't really called for though. It's not that much of a big deal. Â Is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JLM Posted January 7, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted January 7, 2010 (edited) I'm not the first person to suggest that if one of the dolts everyone loves to hate started a thread at 4AM about having a wank that they'd be slaughtered for it. I find the laddish shtick a bit tiresome and felt like commenting on it. If you check the other poll you'll see that I'm not alone on that front. I've won funniest poster before and it's not all it's cracked up to be; they make you return the prizes at the end of the year anyway. Â Is it? Â Oh no he DIDN'T! In case you were wondering why you're on the dolt of the year list, it's pretty much that. Edited January 7, 2010 by JLM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 In case you were wondering why you're on the dolt of the year list, it's pretty much that. Â Nah, I know exactly why i'm on the dolt list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members martyngnr Posted January 7, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted January 7, 2010 In case you were wondering why you're on the dolt of the year list, it's pretty much that. Â Nah, I know exactly why i'm on the dolt list You should just hide your support for Motherwell a bit better then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 You should just hide your support for Motherwell a bit better then! Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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