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Anyone else have my problem? Have a night on the ale, have a wank, and it burns like a fucker when you release the boys. Thing is, never when I'm sober, or when I'm having actual sex, but having a pissed-up toss makes me feel like I'm having swab in the clap clinic.

 

Anyone else had the problem, and even better, know what the fuck it is?

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There's nothing quite like a drunk, masturbating Welshman to really set the tone, is there?

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You fucking racist.

 

Oh yes.

 

And if there was any doubt about the matter, now hear this: NIGGER.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Only kidding, I'm still Chief Wog.

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Yes I've had the same thing. I've given up wanking pissed, not only because of the burning but also because it takes ages.

 

We need a doctor to explain why the burn happens.

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Fanny, minge, SID~! etc.

 

 

If Butch and his blokey-bloke-bloke-blokeness beats you to funniest poster something's gone very wrong.

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I usually find JLM funny to be honest, much as I do Butch most of the time.

 

JLM's little swipes at the one guy opposing him in the poll aren't really called for though. It's not that much of a big deal.

 

Is it?

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I'm not the first person to suggest that if one of the dolts everyone loves to hate started a thread at 4AM about having a wank that they'd be slaughtered for it. I find the laddish shtick a bit tiresome and felt like commenting on it. If you check the other poll you'll see that I'm not alone on that front. I've won funniest poster before and it's not all it's cracked up to be; they make you return the prizes at the end of the year anyway. :(

 

Is it?

 

Oh no he DIDN'T! In case you were wondering why you're on the dolt of the year list, it's pretty much that.

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In case you were wondering why you're on the dolt of the year list, it's pretty much that.

 

Nah, I know exactly why i'm on the dolt list ;)

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In case you were wondering why you're on the dolt of the year list, it's pretty much that.

 

Nah, I know exactly why i'm on the dolt list ;)

You should just hide your support for Motherwell a bit better then! :p

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