Mikey_Fazz Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 I'm going to go for 2 for this I think  The girl iIcurrently am into and am going out with on Wednesday has done the 'no longer listed as single' on her facebook but hasnt gone into a relationship with anyone, I know it doesn't mean that she has a boyfriend but still seriously....it grinds my gears a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SiMania Posted August 2, 2009 Paid Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 Don't we have to write "rant over" at the end of it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Stevie C Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 4  Right.  Last night I'm dj'ing away and having a very good night, the place is full and people are having fun. Some ugly bint comes up to me and asks for some 'samba' music. Right okay, I'll play some just give me a bit of time to lead into it, 5 mins later she's scowling at me and holding out her arms as if to say "what's this?? where is MY music", everyone's dancing to the stuff I'm playing but I'm fully intending to play some of what she asked for, I hit some 'samba'ish music (what people usually mean when they ask for samba but they really don't know) Mas Que Nada, Shakira, Arrow, that kind of thing. She's dancing and enjoying it, job done and while it kind of stopped a few people dancing it wasn't too damaging, I resume the usual programming at this place, charty R&B and poppy stuff and everyone's dacning again having a great time, I que something up and look up, she's standing in front of me "WHERE IS MY MUSIC" she says in her broken English, "I just played some it's someone else's go." I return she scowls at me and says "This is fucking shit" then GOES TO DANCE WITH HER 2 BLOKES.  "Ah fuck you" I think to myself, 2 songs later she's in my face again telling me that no one is enjoying the night despite everyone else in the club dancing drinking and having fun and she's damanding her music, she's drunk and she has really bad halitosis, I eventually tell her to go away and I'll play some more music for her later. Which I do, is she ever fucking happy? No she keeps looking over and doing that "shrug" and holding her arms out as if she's saying everyone is bored WHEN EVERONE IS FUCKING DANCING INCLUDING HER  I really fucking hate people like that, think they 'control' the music because they know oh so much better than anyone else.  It got to a point where I was seriously considering just going off on one and shouting at her and her two seedy blokes, eastern european woman with 2 greasy scumbags obviously shagging them both as they are taking turns fondling her ugly arse and tits.  I know she was probably just drunk and just being demanding but if that was Steven Gerrard he would've been out of the bar.  I gave up a night of partying with the London HA's to deal with her crippin ugly face, halitosis and Gremlins 2 like boggle eyes. Fuck off.  /rant over  The reason this isn't a "5" rating was that I had 2 lovely girls asking for music all night and enjoying themselves and the really cute brunette did a bit of dirty dancing with me..... grrrroowwwlll..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAREBEAR LUVVA Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 At least she didn't leave the club while dancing when her song came on. That's the fucking worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarTheSlouch Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 God Im getting old when I cant relate to this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Stevie C Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 At least she didn't leave the club while dancing when her song came on. That's the fucking worst. Â Then come back in and ask for it agian... AAARGGGHH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEWM Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 A solid 4 for this one. A hole in the wall swallowed my bank card with absolutely no explanation why, and now I can't do anything about it until I finish work. As I was getting some cash to go and get a coffee and a paper and enjoy my hour, it ruined that, and I had to just walk around penniless for a bit. What a fucking twat of a thing to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ND 3:16 Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 At least she didn't leave the club while dancing when her song came on. That's the fucking worst. Â Then come back in and ask for it agian... AAARGGGHH!!! Â The ones that annoy me are the ones that ask for a song, you play it and they come back later and ask you to play it again because they didn't hear it!!! I'd say that warrants a 4! Â People who I used to work with at a wrestling company still bitching about me! Ok, that's definitely a 5!!! Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keeno Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 3 Â So my watch battery went this morning. Two years since said watch was given to me by my Wife as a Birthday gift. I took it into H Samuel to get a new battery. I was informed that I would loose it's water resistance feature once they opened it up, and if I wanted to have it resealed I would need to send it back to Rotary where it would cost me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Me Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 In a related non-rant (0?), when I was little I'd often see the sign outside the shop and wonder why anyone would want to go in and watch batteries being fitted, even if it was free to do so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted August 3, 2009 Paid Members Share Posted August 3, 2009 4 Â I have a pretty physically demanding day job and I'm pretty much shat on all day by my bosses even though if I wasn't there they'd be completely fucked. I console myself by buying myself stuff from ebay and Play.com, in fact I'm waiting for the postman to bring me some Watchmen action figures as we speak, I ordered them over a week ago and they should be here by now. Â So I took today off as a holiday because I have to be up at half 5 for work and I was seeing Metallica (among others) last night outside London. anyway, I slept in which was a lovely luxury, made myself something to eat, pissed about etc then I decided that it would be a good time for a wank, as I've been really busy I haven't jerked off for 4 or 5 days so I thought I'd make it a bit special. I went on to a porn file sharing tracker and looked for some interesting niche stuff, I started to download a nice buffet of grot and patiently did other stuff while it was downloading. Â When it was ready I started the deed, enjoying myself at a nice (almost romantic) slow pace. Obviously this slow pace didn't last long and shortly after I was tugging away like I was trying to start a motorboat while watching some pretty freaky stuff involving some very dirty Brazilian women. Just at the exact moment that I reached the point of no return the doorbell rang, it killed the moment totally and I couldn't stop so my special wank ended with a bit of a crap fizzle, the only payoff being that It was almost certainly the postman at the door bringing me my eagerly anticipated Watchmen figures, I quickly pulled my pants up and ran to the door with my johnson still oozing, when I opened the door I was greeted by an indian man collecting for charity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vito Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 People still download porn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Icon Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 5. Â Why the fuck can't obey the rant thread rules? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patiirc Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 2 Â Slightly irked by the fact i am awake, and i need some sleep as have to be up tomorrow, spent an hour in bed but it just wasnt happening. Will probably be up either til about 4 and not get up early, or be up until about 11am then crash for an hour and then repeate process again. Â Insomnia sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEWM Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 It's a full fat 5 for how much I fucking hate my job. I'm so gosh darned employable too, some companies are really missing the boat in not bringing me in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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