Moderators PowerButchi Posted January 13, 2012 Moderators Share Posted January 13, 2012 You gonna come after me? You're the pupil, I'm the teacher, Actually it's worse than that, I'm Schillinger, you're my fresh Beecher. Â Take me to the cleaners? You must have a syndrome pointing down, Â Loving it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lefty Posted January 13, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 13, 2012 Round 1: Shane O'Mac Version 2 vs. Lefty  Listen blood this might get nasty although I donât know who you are As far as Iâm concerned youâre just some faggot with a shit avatar And so I donât get reported I meant those pork treats Butch eats Not a homosexual, like those guys you pay to let you touch their man meat.  I had a little peek at your profile, it says youâre from Australia So go âthrow another shrimp on the Barbeeâ while your mum lets me nail her But that isnât really a tricky feat, your mums an absolute sket. Hell, sheâd probably even fuck you, if you knew how to get a girl wet.  Youâre lucky you live so far away my rhymes are lethal in close quarters. But no, youâre in Oz, offering sweets to your neighboursâ 6 year old daughter I guess paedoâs are treated differently over there, a nation of filthy crooks But if I ever see you round these parts, youâll be eating a right hook And with a quick boot to the temple Iâll be saying goodnight And youâll just think âfuck me he has a MAC-10 tongue, and fists of pure dynamiteâ. So after 15 lines youâre now riddled with lyrical lead Now fuck off back to all the other fappers in the MMA thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted January 13, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 13, 2012 Â Lefty, yours is sick, I hope I'm not against you in the 2nd round (which I'll obviously be in because Feste's a clown) Â I love how this still has no organisation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted January 13, 2012 Moderators Share Posted January 13, 2012 Richie Freebird vs Astro Hollywood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Screen Up Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Freebird/Hollywood was the Flair/Steamboat of the B Rabbit world. Â Freebird's effort was good but Hollywood smashed it to pieces with probably the funniest post in recent memory. I can't remember the last time I laughed so much while reading something on here. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted January 13, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 13, 2012 Oh, jeez - I've got to go for a piss, so that it won't break up Sickboy's rap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Freebird Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Reasonable effort Woy, but how about keeping to the format eh? Â Are we going to have a set length of submissions per round? It will be ridiculous if people start thinking quantity over quality and submitting enormous amounts of waffle. Going by CorpRobinson's history know-how, 16 lines will do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted January 13, 2012 Moderators Share Posted January 13, 2012 Reasonable effort Woy, but how about keeping to the format eh? Â Are we going to have a set length of submissions per round? It will be ridiculous if people start thinking quantity over quality and submitting enormous amounts of waffle. Going by CorpRobinson's history know-how, 16 lines will do it. Â Didn't see that. The rhymes have been SPAT now though. I can't very well pull all those bullets out of Richie's corpse and stuff them back in my uzi, can I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted January 13, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 13, 2012 Just pick any 16 lines, Richie, you prole. SickWoy just smoked your ass, like your mother smoked my pole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted January 13, 2012 Author Paid Members Share Posted January 13, 2012 It's only 5 pages so far, it's not like shit's getting lost, I say fire away but that's just because it seemed like that's what we were supposed to do from Cuckedbymenry's list of all the competitors. Maybe he had other plans, who knows? He's obviously shit at organising this. It has been a bit pooh hasn't it, Stevie Big Jugs. Â And since I've poohed it well and truly with lack of guidance, any raps posted so far with more/less than 16 lines will be permitted. Forrest will now replace Burchill's (I'm really sorry,) Buddy. Retaliation raps are allowed until the deadline of 3:00pm next Saturday (21st). A new thread will be started for each round. Â Once again, I am a chundercock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Screen Up Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Quick idea, Menry - Could you start a Facebook page and put a link to it on here? At the end of each round, just type each poster/rappers' names in posts on the Facebook page and we vote for our winners by 'liking' the posters' name of each battle. Â It would probably help to change the privacy settings on it so that the few people without Facebook could vote also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Freebird Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Just pick any 16 lines, Richie, you prole. SickWoy just smoked your ass, like your mother smoked my pole. Â I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapnut Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Round 1 - Dead Mike vs Slapnut Uh, Uh, Yeah, UhâŚ.here I goâŚâŚâŚ..  You better listen up Slapnut, it's time for Mike to spit My talent's extraordinary you're rhyming skills are shit  I saw that pic you posted, you look like a fucking hobbit I'm a hung low, straight pimp. You're a cockless John Wayne Bobbit  Your sig is Andy Kaufman, I'm the king like Jerry Lawler I'll leave you broke & beaten, a straight jobbing Brooklyn Brawler  Piledrive you through the canvas, break your neck & smash your face Embarrass you on Letterman, in your phoney ass neck brace  All the ladies point at laugh at your distended big pot belly I'm throwing cash & swiping plastic down your girlfriends ass like Nelly  You must be a fan of Double J...your moniker's his slogan Our pairing's like 'Bash At The Beach'âŚ..you're Jarrett & I'm Hogan  You know you'll end up lying down. I'm always going over You'll wish you never drew me, holding on your four leaf clover  My rhymes will turn your stomach, like a Muslim eating pork I'll make your bitch ass scared & flee, leaving Blighty for New York  Round 1 - Slapnut vs. Dead Mike  Dead Mike, congrats on first entry, I heard it was "phat" I must've read the wrong one, all I see is some hopeless twat  You think you're better than me? You've got no style Comparing yourself to Lawler, what are you, a paedophile?  You want to make people laugh Mike? Well go right ahead Only problem is we're all laughing at the other guys instead  I'm the master of funk, Brodus Clay is my boy My antics are more anticipated than Richie's battle rap with Woy'  And what's that in your sig, is that a map? Your geography is as bad as your posting, it's a load of fucking crap  So now you're Hulk Hogan? More like his son Nick I'll run you down boy while Brooke is sucking my dick  Eating crumpets with red cabbage? That shit is whack! You need to stop that right now before I rip off your ball sack  And as for our little pairing here, you should be running for dear life Cause I'm gonna rape your sorry ass and jizz all over your wife!  Peace and love, homies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Freebird Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 I didn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted January 13, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 13, 2012 Just pick any 16 lines, Richie, you prole. SickWoy just smoked your ass, like your mother smoked my pole. Â I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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