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UKFF Battle Rap 2012


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Round One

A Screen Up vs Toilet Rapper - Response

 

Toilet Rapper

Your mum's a slapper

Second rate hooker,

I'll uppercut you, motherfucker

 

I got the notion to start it

Bitch, are you retarded?

I'll never delight ya

My jeans are tight, and my rhymes fucking tighter

 

Glad you've come for the tryouts

Now go back to your hideouts

I've never seen your posts, I guess I just missed ya

Bitch, here's a key, go and look after your sister.

 

Sorry I mentioned your mum,

And whoops I just dissed her,

But after my length

Her clit's just a blister

 

And one more time....

Toilet Rapper,

Your mum's a slapper,

Second rate hooker,

I'll uppercut you, motherfucker

 

(Outro....)

 

You call me retarded, yet I haven't started

You claim to not know me, yet you're trying to bone me

Uppercut me fucker, I'll knock you flat out

I'm like Dre meets Ali, with a Hannibal mouth

 

A Screen Up, the reason for pre nup

Just a money grabbing whore, who thinks that he's the lord

 

And your vision is faulty,

Its actually your mum who says that your dick tastes salty

Really incest on the UKFF board?

You can try and tell your daddy, but he's busy cottaging George

 

WHAM! I hit you and you can't even respond

You're like Stephen Hawking's speechboard with the battery not turned on

 

You told me I'm just the tryouts, to run home and hide?

Beating you red raw, is better than first prize

O, don't get me wrong, not in the way you like

We know you beat red raw to naked pictures of Eric Sykes

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I love how this still has no organisation.

I love how you made two similar posts between the time of myself saying I'll sort it when I get home and the time I actually got home. Some of us work when we're, you know, at work.

 

Fucking SPAM!

Fingering DOLMIO!

 

What are we playing? :(

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I love how this still has no organisation.

I love how you made two similar posts between the time of myself saying I'll sort it when I get home and the time I actually got home. Some of us work when we're, you know, at work.

 

Sorry man, I'm on holiday and was kind of antsy for this to start but now I'm not fussed so people can stop worrying about my 1/2 day of overposting.

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