Paid Members I Bent My Wookie Posted January 14, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 14, 2012 Round One A Screen Up vs Toilet Rapper - Response  Toilet Rapper Your mum's a slapper Second rate hooker, I'll uppercut you, motherfucker  I got the notion to start it Bitch, are you retarded? I'll never delight ya My jeans are tight, and my rhymes fucking tighter  Glad you've come for the tryouts Now go back to your hideouts I've never seen your posts, I guess I just missed ya Bitch, here's a key, go and look after your sister.  Sorry I mentioned your mum, And whoops I just dissed her, But after my length Her clit's just a blister  And one more time.... Toilet Rapper, Your mum's a slapper, Second rate hooker, I'll uppercut you, motherfucker  (Outro....)  You call me retarded, yet I haven't started You claim to not know me, yet you're trying to bone me Uppercut me fucker, I'll knock you flat out I'm like Dre meets Ali, with a Hannibal mouth  A Screen Up, the reason for pre nup Just a money grabbing whore, who thinks that he's the lord  And your vision is faulty, Its actually your mum who says that your dick tastes salty Really incest on the UKFF board? You can try and tell your daddy, but he's busy cottaging George  WHAM! I hit you and you can't even respond You're like Stephen Hawking's speechboard with the battery not turned on  You told me I'm just the tryouts, to run home and hide? Beating you red raw, is better than first prize O, don't get me wrong, not in the way you like We know you beat red raw to naked pictures of Eric Sykes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted January 14, 2012 Author Paid Members Share Posted January 14, 2012 I've heeded Astro's advice and split the battles into threads of two each. No more rapping in here, people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bettencourt Posted January 14, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 14, 2012 Fucking SPAM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted January 14, 2012 Author Paid Members Share Posted January 14, 2012 I love how this still has no organisation. I love how you made two similar posts between the time of myself saying I'll sort it when I get home and the time I actually got home. Some of us work when we're, you know, at work. Â Fucking SPAM! Fingering DOLMIO! Â What are we playing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tom Posted January 14, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 14, 2012 Fucking SPAM! Fingering DOLMIO! Â What are we playing? Wanking SAUSAGES? Â This looks fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted January 14, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 14, 2012 Teabagging BACON. Â Am I doing this right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tom Posted January 14, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 14, 2012 Teabagging BACON. Am I doing this right? The formula appears to be Sex act + FOODSTUFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted January 14, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 14, 2012 I love how this still has no organisation. I love how you made two similar posts between the time of myself saying I'll sort it when I get home and the time I actually got home. Some of us work when we're, you know, at work. Â Sorry man, I'm on holiday and was kind of antsy for this to start but now I'm not fussed so people can stop worrying about my 1/2 day of overposting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kendal mint cake Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 I've got butchreedetc? For fucks sake, trawling through 18,000 posts for inspiration is going to be fun. how long have I got to post my first rap? Â Real ale and rugby! etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane O' Mac Version 2 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 So, do I start a new thread to respond to Lefty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lefty Posted January 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 16, 2012 So, do I start a new thread to respond to Lefty? Â http://ukff.com/index.php?showtopic=129043 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane O' Mac Version 2 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Cheers. Prepare to be served like a dinner plate, homie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Freebird Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Gutted that I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lefty Posted January 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 16, 2012 Gutted that I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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