Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted January 12, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 12, 2012 I'm already in but if some people are recording theirs and others are writing them, put me down for "written only". Rap already sounds completely shit in an English accent without a total novice having a go at it, fuck that, I'm down for typing some rhymes though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted January 12, 2012 Author Paid Members Share Posted January 12, 2012 No need to worry about doing a recorded one. I'm expecting all entrants to write them unless they wish to do otherwise, but as I said before, it can only be by the opponent's consent as they would have to record theirs, too. There shall be no "movie versus book" comparisons here, chief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kendal mint cake Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 I'm in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted January 13, 2012 Author Paid Members Share Posted January 13, 2012 Good gravy, I thought there'd be about seven entries.  I know I originally said the first round would be announced on Saturday, but since you eggs have been good enough to fill all the spaces with a day to go, I figured I'd post the first round early:   brownie vs bAzTNM#1 Fan   Dead Mike vs Slapnut   Feste The Jester vs Steve ‘Big’ Jobs   saxonsgb vs BigJ   Toilet Rapper vs A Screen Up   Richie Freebird vs Astro Hollywood   El Espanacas vs JLM   CleetusVanDamme vs tom   HarmonicGenerator vs Rey Piste   Chest Rockwell vs Forrest   kendal mint cake vs PowerButchi   Steve Justice vs Corp Robinson   Shane O’Mac Version 2 vs Lefty   cobra gordo vs Keith Houchen   El Nicko Loco vs Jimmy kahoona   Shit Poster vs Jambo   As stated in the original post, you have until 3:00pm on Saturday the 21st of January to post your rap. If you don't post it by that time, you're out.  Good luck, brother huggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted January 13, 2012 Moderators Share Posted January 13, 2012 Hold on, so what's the deal? First listed in the match-ups post their opener, then the opponent has 24 hours to reply? Gots to be some back and forth battles up in this piece, not just two unrelated flows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Screen Up Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Richie Freebird vs Astro Hollywood is going to be nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted January 13, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 13, 2012 Hold on, so what's the deal? First listed in the match-ups post their opener, then the opponent has 24 hours to reply? Gots to be some back and forth battles up in this piece, not just two unrelated flows. Â What? I don't sit on the forum all day, I can't commit to being here at a certain time, I thought we were just going one after the other. Â I got Feste! yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted January 13, 2012 Moderators Share Posted January 13, 2012 Hold on, so what's the deal? First listed in the match-ups post their opener, then the opponent has 24 hours to reply? Gots to be some back and forth battles up in this piece, not just two unrelated flows. Â What? I don't sit on the forum all day, I can't commit to being here at a certain time, I thought we were just going one after the other. Â I got Feste! yes! Â Nobody's telling you to sit on here all day, but that's definitely how the last one worked. One guy opens, then the opponent fires back with a response. 24 hours is a bit harsh, I think it was 2 or 3 days last time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted January 13, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 13, 2012 Oh that sounds fine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted January 13, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 13, 2012 OK fuck it, I'll go first.  Round 1 - Steve 'Big' Jobs vs Feste the Jester  here goes...  Uncle Feste child molester; you're a gimmick poster- a total no-hoper leave you in a room with a baby girl and you'll grope her.  I'm the rapping Vic Mackay, you're nothing but my lackey, I'm writing this watching impact and smoking wacky baccy.  I have a reputation as the golden shower freak but my rhymes are water tight and yours are piss weak  You're a Jester - a joke, try to face me- you'll choke Totally inferior like you're Pepsi - I'm Coke!  Like Guerreo Fan you're fucking full of shit, that's a dated forum reference for the old-school boys who get it.  Like Hogan's daughter - you oughta - get cream on your arse, butt cheeks split apart where you've been taking it hard.  You're like Just Me or The Spelling Bee, popping up occasionally - just a novelty.  You don't post very often, thank fuck for that, 'cause like Hulkamania Fan you're a fucking twat.    What do I win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Burchill's Buddy Posted January 13, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 13, 2012 Um...why have I been entered into the draw? I didn't sign up for this, just said I was looking forward to following it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Exactly how is this going to work then? Do I post a rap and then Houchen just posts a response? Is it one rap each or like has been said do we go back and forth? Looking forward to battling Houchen, should be an interesting one. And yeah- Woy vs Richie will be one for the ages........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted January 13, 2012 Author Paid Members Share Posted January 13, 2012 Fuck me, last time I come on here drunk. Sorry, all, will fix this when I get home. In the meantime, please put a giant wang in my sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorpRobinson Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 I can see this being a fun thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted January 13, 2012 Awards Moderator Share Posted January 13, 2012 Let's do this thing.   HarmonicGenerator vs. Rey Piste  Alright then, Rey Piste, let Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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