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UKFF Battle Rap 2012


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Jimmy Kahoona vs El Nicko Loco

 

The man I got is El Nicko loco

I should just sit back and drink hot Coco

With a Mexican name is just absurd

Man I bet he looks like a turd

Yo dog just relax and keep it cool

While your man lounges down the pool

Drinking margaritas and living it large

Just like your mama, whos a fukin barge

Now I won

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This one's for my yellow and green compadres inside Carrow Road,

As I seek to vanquish this wretched little toad.

 

You say I'm about to pay tax, which is a complete fallacy,

For I'm about to come at you like a Gossy crane volley.

 

I'm afraid Jimmy Kahoona that you're just a sour puss.

And I'm afraid your rhymes a reeking like a fishy cunnilingus.

 

I'm not surprised you brought my mother into this, it's a battle rap staple of course.

But you might want to go and ask your own mother why my nickname is The Horse.

 

I suppose you think we all have intercourse with one another, the Norwich family?

I think you have us confused with our Suffolk cousins down the A140.

 

You are feeble and weak, whilst I'm as strong as an ox.

I've talent, grace and a healthily sized instrument like a Dion Dublin or a Ruel Fox.

 

You see what you've done? You've helped me cook up a storm and some mass hysteria,

I'm cutting you up like I'm taking a knife to a freshly cooked pie from Delia.

 

It's over, it's done. I've put more electricity into this contest than a lightning bolt.

You should now be wearing my pyjamas, just like Superman wears those of Grant Holt.

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That's in the wrong place but it's really good, maybe the best so far IMO

 

Damn, where do i need to post it? I cant read everything as i'm at work, and the language is filtering some pages out.

 

Cheers fella.

 

Edit - Nevermind mate, found it.

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Suggestion - could we keep the raps to one apiece in the next round? Some of these threads have got a bunch of back and forths, and it's a lot to plough through, especially with two battles per thread. Also, two raps each in the final (or semis) is more... I hate to use the word special for a typed-up freestyle contest on a wrestling forum, but, special.

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Suggestion - could we keep the raps to one apiece in the next round? Some of these threads have got a bunch of back and forths, and it's a lot to plough through, especially with two battles per thread. Also, two raps each in the final (or semis) is more... I hate to use the word special for a typed-up freestyle contest on a wrestling forum, but, special.

To be fair, I never expected more than two from each person. Let it be thus.

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