A Screen Up Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Gutted that I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_kahoona Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Jimmy Kahoona vs El Nicko Loco  The man I got is El Nicko loco I should just sit back and drink hot Coco With a Mexican name is just absurd Man I bet he looks like a turd Yo dog just relax and keep it cool While your man lounges down the pool Drinking margaritas and living it large Just like your mama, whos a fukin barge Now I won Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted January 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 16, 2012 This one's for my yellow and green compadres inside Carrow Road, As I seek to vanquish this wretched little toad. Â You say I'm about to pay tax, which is a complete fallacy, For I'm about to come at you like a Gossy crane volley. Â I'm afraid Jimmy Kahoona that you're just a sour puss. And I'm afraid your rhymes a reeking like a fishy cunnilingus. Â I'm not surprised you brought my mother into this, it's a battle rap staple of course. But you might want to go and ask your own mother why my nickname is The Horse. Â I suppose you think we all have intercourse with one another, the Norwich family? I think you have us confused with our Suffolk cousins down the A140. Â You are feeble and weak, whilst I'm as strong as an ox. I've talent, grace and a healthily sized instrument like a Dion Dublin or a Ruel Fox. Â You see what you've done? You've helped me cook up a storm and some mass hysteria, I'm cutting you up like I'm taking a knife to a freshly cooked pie from Delia. Â It's over, it's done. I've put more electricity into this contest than a lightning bolt. You should now be wearing my pyjamas, just like Superman wears those of Grant Holt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jaffa Posted January 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 16, 2012 You have your own thread you spoons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted January 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 16, 2012 Didn't see the update on the previous page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted January 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 16, 2012 SaxonsQB Vs BigJ Â You call yourself Big as if im s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted January 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 16, 2012 That's in the wrong place but it's really good, maybe the best so far IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted January 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 16, 2012 That's in the wrong place but it's really good, maybe the best so far IMO Â Damn, where do i need to post it? I cant read everything as i'm at work, and the language is filtering some pages out. Â Cheers fella. Â Edit - Nevermind mate, found it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted January 21, 2012 Moderators Share Posted January 21, 2012 Suggestion - could we keep the raps to one apiece in the next round? Some of these threads have got a bunch of back and forths, and it's a lot to plough through, especially with two battles per thread. Also, two raps each in the final (or semis) is more... I hate to use the word special for a typed-up freestyle contest on a wrestling forum, but, special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted January 21, 2012 Author Paid Members Share Posted January 21, 2012 Suggestion - could we keep the raps to one apiece in the next round? Some of these threads have got a bunch of back and forths, and it's a lot to plough through, especially with two battles per thread. Also, two raps each in the final (or semis) is more... I hate to use the word special for a typed-up freestyle contest on a wrestling forum, but, special. To be fair, I never expected more than two from each person. Let it be thus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kendal mint cake Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 I'm not here to enter the competition. Just to post this video of one of the best battle rappers I've ever seen. Â Â His album is great too. Â Ain't got shit on Iron Solomon (Let'as not mention the Jin debacle, Ok...) Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted January 25, 2012 Author Paid Members Share Posted January 25, 2012 Results of round 1 (winners in bold, commiserations to those who aren't, votes in brackets): Â Â brownie (5) vs bAzTNM#1 Fan (17) Â Dead Mike (16) vs Slapnut (6) Â Feste The Jester (18) vs Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Screen Up Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Edit - I'm a tit. Â Well played, Toilet Rapper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted January 25, 2012 Author Paid Members Share Posted January 25, 2012 Read the whole post, fool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Screen Up Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Read the whole post, fool! Â Fucking hell, I really do need to start reading posts properly. That's the second time I've done it tonight where I've completely missed something that's starring right at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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