Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted January 13, 2012 Moderators Share Posted January 13, 2012 It's only 5 pages so far, it's not like shit's getting lost, I say fire away but that's just because it seemed like that's what we were supposed to do from Cuckedbymenry's list of all the competitors. Maybe he had other plans, who knows? He's obviously shit at organising this. Â There are 32 raps in the first round. Once this kicks off properly, a single thread's gonna be a right mess. Â You'll need separate threads for the voting polls anyway. Because God help you if you're planning on totting up all the "poster 1 was the best" votes in this thread too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Burchill's Buddy Posted January 13, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 13, 2012 I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Seeing as Burchill's Buddy isn't game, can I take his place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Burchill's Buddy Posted January 13, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 13, 2012 Seeing as Burchill's Buddy isn't game, can I take his place. Yes, you can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Shit Poster Posted January 13, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 13, 2012 Round 1 Shit Poster vs Jambo  Shit poster don't give a fuck about jambo he's an asshole He can't post half as good as Gladstone your pulling technique? A hundred times worse than Gatso  I got this lyrical tidal wave ready to collapse you Your Scottish and tried to be brave But where's your heart your posts on this forum look like a 5 year olds work of art  Me and you rapping is miles aprt I am the rappng John Cena No one meaner I'll smack you down worse than Ike did to Tina  Your the Dundee supporter I am the Ted Bundy supporter You just got publicly murdered Shame your mother never heard of abortion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Screen Up Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Round 1 A Screen Up vs Toilet Rapper  Toilet Rapper Your mum's a slapper Second rate hooker, I'll uppercut you, motherfucker  I got the notion to start it Bitch, are you retarded? I'll never delight ya My jeans are tight, and my rhymes fucking tighter  Glad you've come for the tryouts Now go back to your hideouts I've never seen your posts, I guess I just missed ya Bitch, here's a key, go and look after your sister.  Sorry I mentioned your mum, And whoops I just dissed her, But after my length Her clit's just a blister  And one more time.... Toilet Rapper, Your mum's a slapper, Second rate hooker, I'll uppercut you, motherfucker  (Outro....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Shit Poster Posted January 13, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 13, 2012 It would make it easier if the second person doing the battle, quotes the first guy so the posts are together for voting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Freebird Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 It's only 5 pages so far, it's not like shit's getting lost, I say fire away but that's just because it seemed like that's what we were supposed to do from Cuckedbymenry's list of all the competitors. Maybe he had other plans, who knows? He's obviously shit at organising this. Â There are 32 raps in the first round. Once this kicks off properly, a single thread's gonna be a right mess. Â You'll need separate threads for the voting polls anyway. Because God help you if you're planning on totting up all the "poster 1 was the best" votes in this thread too. Â So are we going to have a thread per battle? Â Â Are you ready for our bout by the way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorpRobinson Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 S-Jeezy steppin' up y'all! CorpRobinson? Who the fuck are you? Shit bitch, you don Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tom Posted January 13, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 13, 2012 CleetusVanDamme vs tom   Yo yo yo, I'm up against a supposed fine fine man, You other bitches need to take notice, See what I do to CleetusVanDamme  CleetusVanDamme? What kind of name is CleetusVanDamme? I was gonna check if neil name raped you, But I be too busy fingering your Mam  You need to recognise I learnt to rap from old school Cena, Mongs call him shit but there was nobody keener, So I'll adjust your attitude, And take you to the cleaner, Then everybody'll forget you like your Cody Deaner  This is like American Dad, I'm Stan Smith but you're just Rodger, Everyone knows I'm dumping you out, You be gone quicker than Rey Piste's lodger, And anyway, I've got a much bigger todger  With the women I'm a master, You're a little virgin boy, You at home wishing your hand was faster, But I ride the ladies like I'm Tony McCoy, Let's put this another way, I'm Darth Vader, I've got a fucking death star, you just a masturbator  I hate the old cunt but I'm Jim Duggan, I've got a massive piece of wood, And you'll be my ho, My victory will be like a drive-by in the hood, Violent and sudden! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Hey Steve ive got your mum on the phone and shes pissed as she thought im round so much i should be paying rent .... Â She is a slag tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorpRobinson Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 I know i thought id mention it  BTw, i never knew u lived in Northampton till today what a small world, good luck to you, by the time this is over our battles will be lost in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Freebird Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 It seems to be on now, so I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted January 13, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 13, 2012 Round 1 A Screen Up vs Toilet Rapper  Toilet Rapper Your mum's a slapper Second rate hooker, I'll uppercut you, motherfucker  I got the notion to start it Bitch, are you retarded? I'll never delight ya My jeans are tight, and my rhymes fucking tighter  Glad you've come for the tryouts Now go back to your hideouts I've never seen your posts, I guess I just missed ya Bitch, here's a key, go and look after your sister.  Sorry I mentioned your mum, And whoops I just dissed her, But after my length Her clit's just a blister  And one more time.... Toilet Rapper, Your mum's a slapper, Second rate hooker, I'll uppercut you, motherfucker  (Outro....)  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CleetusVanDamme Posted January 13, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 13, 2012 Vs Tom  What kind of name is CVD? It's the name your mum be screaming, Your dad probably knows it too, he gets woke up when she's dreaming. I'm CleetusVanDamme I spit fire like a demon.  Why only finger my ma? Can your cock not raise? You're the virgin pal, til the end of your days. It's nice that you think you're the master, But go have a look at your mum's flange, there's nothing left after I blast her.  You gonna come after me? You're the pupil, I'm the teacher, Actually it's worse than that, I'm Schillinger, you're my fresh Beecher. It's telling that you're a Cena fan, your execution is botched, My rhymes are flawless, like a black Karl Gotch.  Take me to the cleaners? You must have a syndrome pointing down, You even blink at me, I'll piledrive you into the ground, you'll be left with nothing from the neck down. Some will say it's harsh, but I say it's fair. You'll have mobility, like Tiger Rick has hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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