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#1 PowerButchi

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 04:03 AM

Anyone else have my problem? Have a night on the ale, have a wank, and it burns like a fucker when you release the boys. Thing is, never when I'm sober, or when I'm having actual sex, but having a pissed-up toss makes me feel like I'm having swab in the clap clinic. Anyone else had the problem, and even better, know what the fuck it is?

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 04:12 AM

There's nothing quite like a drunk, masturbating Welshman to really set the tone, is there?

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 04:41 AM

You fucking racist.

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 05:00 AM

You fucking racist.


Oh yes.

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 05:01 AM

Fucking coloureds...

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 06:13 AM

most likely whatever you're drinking doesn't agree with your japs eye. changing your diet can affect flavour, so yeah.
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Posted 07 January 2010 - 09:42 AM

Yes I've had the same thing. I've given up wanking pissed, not only because of the burning but also because it takes ages. We need a doctor to explain why the burn happens.

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 09:52 AM

Fanny, minge, SID~! etc.

A woman's voice, is such rarest flower. But I pick it. Vlad picks, petal from petal, until you are nudest you are ever being.

Until you are so nude.


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Posted 07 January 2010 - 10:04 AM

Fanny, minge, SID~! etc.


All things that make life good.

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 01:37 PM

Fanny, minge, SID~! etc.



If Butch and his blokey-bloke-bloke-blokeness beats you to funniest poster something's gone very wrong.

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 01:41 PM

I usually find JLM funny to be honest, much as I do Butch most of the time. JLM's little swipes at the one guy opposing him in the poll aren't really called for though. It's not that much of a big deal. Is it?

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 01:49 PM

I'm not the first person to suggest that if one of the dolts everyone loves to hate started a thread at 4AM about having a wank that they'd be slaughtered for it. I find the laddish shtick a bit tiresome and felt like commenting on it. If you check the other poll you'll see that I'm not alone on that front. I've won funniest poster before and it's not all it's cracked up to be; they make you return the prizes at the end of the year anyway. :(

Is it?


Oh no he DIDN'T! In case you were wondering why you're on the dolt of the year list, it's pretty much that.

Edited by JLM, 07 January 2010 - 01:53 PM.

A woman's voice, is such rarest flower. But I pick it. Vlad picks, petal from petal, until you are nudest you are ever being.

Until you are so nude.


#13 David

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 01:51 PM

In case you were wondering why you're on the dolt of the year list, it's pretty much that.


Nah, I know exactly why i'm on the dolt list ;)

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 01:55 PM

In case you were wondering why you're on the dolt of the year list, it's pretty much that.


Nah, I know exactly why i'm on the dolt list ;)

You should just hide your support for Motherwell a bit better then! :p
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Posted 07 January 2010 - 01:56 PM

You should just hide your support for Motherwell a bit better then! :p



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