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post Jan 8 2010, 17:30
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QUOTE (neil @ Jan 8 2010, 17:17) *
Notice that the joke in question could easily replace "President Barack Obama", "aides" and "ni**a" with "Tommyboi", "mate" and "ji**ie".

So essentially the joke is "black people are dumb".


Ahh, thanks. Now I didn't see it as that. I didn't see the face his black having any impact on the joke at all, I just didn't read that into it at all and saw word play on paypal with the word nigger tagged on to for effect or something and Obama use as he was all the rage at the time.
A bit like in SouthPark when they don't get why the flags wrong, because they just see a group of people as apposed to white people and black people.
Its still not funny at all though.


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post Jan 9 2010, 14:28
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QUOTE (Soap McTavish @ Jan 8 2010, 13:24) *
In absolute fairness to Tommy, I watched WrestleMania in Sports Cafe at one of his BIG FOUR WWE PARTIES!@~ and it was a cracking night.

Back on topic, any time I have sex with a girl I have a natural habit of 'kissing the pussy' as Richard Pryor was saying. I am one of those weird guys that loves it. So I am probably ridden with all sorts, but not even on the knob, on the tongue.

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post Jan 10 2010, 1:47
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Can I put forward my application to be the UKFF nWo's Next Top Ed Leslie?


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post Jan 10 2010, 13:20
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Oh wow aren't you lot so against racism, well bloody done.

It was a joke, funny or not, and i am a firm believer that there are no rules or prejudice in humour.


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post Jan 10 2010, 18:07
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Surely a rule in humour is that it has to be funny?
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post Jan 10 2010, 18:11
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Ah its all subjective dear boy, I thought it was quite funny.


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post Jan 10 2010, 18:15
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QUOTE (fleischmark @ Jan 10 2010, 13:20) *
It was a joke, funny or not, and i am a firm believer that there are no rules or prejudice in humour.


Of course there has to be "rules".

Some humour with a racial tint is just shit and a blatant excuse to be offensive, whilst some can be quite funny.

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QUOTE (fleischmark @ Jan 10 2010, 18:11) *
Ah its all subjective dear boy, I thought it was quite funny.

Indeed it is, my love. I was getting at how there has to be some rules, pedantic annoying prick that I am.
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post Jan 10 2010, 18:26
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QUOTE (hardcore_harry @ Jan 10 2010, 18:15) *
QUOTE (fleischmark @ Jan 10 2010, 13:20) *
It was a joke, funny or not, and i am a firm believer that there are no rules or prejudice in humour.


Of course there has to be "rules".

Some humour with a racial tint is just shit and a blatant excuse to be offensive, whilst some can be quite funny.


No there absolutely doesn't have to be rules. Sometimes the humour is in fact at just how offensive it is. I agree that some texts i recieve aren't actually jokes, they are just a racist sentence, but thats a different matter entirely.


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post Jan 18 2010, 15:25
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QUOTE (fleischmark @ Jan 10 2010, 18:26) *
No there absolutely doesn't have to be rules. Sometimes the humour is in fact at just how offensive it is.

Do you actually find yourself laughing at these offensive jokes?

I think most people would react with disdain to be honest.

QUOTE (fleischmark @ Jan 10 2010, 18:26) *
I agree that some texts i recieve aren't actually jokes, they are just a racist sentence, but thats a different matter entirely.

That'll be the matter that should be discussed in the "are some of my friends just pricks?" thread.
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QUOTE (ButchReedMark @ Jan 7 2010, 21:14) *
Whizz dick


Absolute classic. Definately word of the month. Butch you've made my working day easier to face now so thank you. As for said whizz dick, it happens just after shooting, if you've had sex or beating session it just burns a bit. Its when it burns when you havent done any sexual dealings you've just got to visit the doctor.


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"Whizz dick" describes changes in your sexy-area functionality brought on by copious amounts of speed, not the burning sensation. I think you might need to get checked out.


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The correct medical term is Gordon Burns, eg "I just went for a widdle and me Gordon burns."


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Dont get your hampton court/caught. I agree with JLM, you didnt bag up and your cock maybe seriously infected. Get down the doctors, but not before spreading it to a few ex's first. Thats always a giggle


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