Rename or Rebrand UKFF

[SuperBacon]

WHEEEEY THE SEO SOLUTIONS KID HEY WHEEY BEEN TO SEE SEO SOLUTIONS HAVE YOU GOOD WAS IT LIKED SEO SOLUTIONS

[simonworden]

47 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Right everyone chuck a tenner in and lets do this.

If we're going for the site, we might as well go full in for one of those ideas. I reckon Kwesh is a banging sports drink. The as writes it self "Like a bit of Kwesh don't ya"

[Carbomb]

7 minutes ago, simonworden said:

If we're going for the site, we might as well go full in for one of those ideas. I reckon Kwesh is a banging sports drink. The as writes it self "Like a bit of Kwesh don't ya"

If I had the money to throw away, I would absolutely do that. 

Tagline: "LIKE A BIT OF KWESH, DON'T YA?" and getting people to do the running-on-the-spot cupping bollock dance.

 

EDIT: I went back and checked Cannibal Man's post in the original thread (which, BTW, is shockingly not in UKFF Gold), and the line is "A BIT OF KWESH IS IT, HEY LAD?"

Edited May 17, 2024 by Carbomb

[CharlesTuckerTheThird]

"What is The Great British Sports Entertainment Gathering Place doing in the Impact Zone?!"

[SuperBacon]

Sod it, any excuse 

On 12/14/2016 at 10:25 PM, Cannibal Man said:

I've got an uncle I secretly name 'CHEESE ON' to myself whenever I happen to either mention him or think about him owing to his years old habit, one he doesn't do at all any more, of referring to Cheese On Toast as 'CHEESE ON'. Not unusual because i've heard people refer to beans on toast as 'beans on' but the name stuck because whenever he either asked for 'CHEESE ON' or heard somebody was having 'CHEESE ON' he'd stand up and do this bizarre ritualistic dance where he'd wave his arms about like he was cupping two sets of imaginary bollocks and a running on the spot type of thing and shout out load a variation of -

 

"WHOOOOHOOHOHOAAA FUCKIN' BIT OF CHEESE ON HEY LIKE A BIT OF FUCKIN' CHEESE ON DO YOU LAD"

 

Which obviously always seemed completely mental to me, but it goes back to that entire side of the family doing the exact same thing every time you expressed any sort of interest in something. Years before it all one uncle went to see the Robin Hood film with his school and when he got back instead of asking him how it was or if he enjoyed the day out his other two brothers gathered round him with my mum and grandad and all made some sarcastic mass groan that sounded like 

"WHEEEEY THE ROBIN HOOD KID HEY WHEEY BEEN TO SEE ROBIN HOOD HAVE YOU GOOD WAS IT LIKED ROBIN HOOD DID YOU"

 

Until he had to leg it out of the room without saying anything. Yet similarly despite the experience, that uncle once saw me eating quiche at his dining room table and grabbed the back of my head and yelled to me

 

"BIT OF KWESH IS IT HEY LAD BIT OF FUCKING KWESH?!"

pronouncing it as 'Kwesh' the entire time and picking up handfuls of it and rubbing it into my face. That one had a particular habit of whenever he was asked to give something back once he'd nicked it and arsed about with it he'd shove it down the front of his trousers and shout that 'NOBODY CAN FUCKING HAVE IT NOW CAN THEY'. The one specific example I remember is when he had a coca cola lolly ice that I wanted a go of and instead of just saying no or some variant he did the aforementioned act and then lashed it into a football playing field we were walking past and stormed off home. He isn't my favourite uncle but he did once shag a wall during a game of charades and before giving us a clue to what it was or how many words he started shagging the wall in the room and going WHOS THIS WHOS THIS HEY and was spectacularly had off by my cousin who responded 

"well it's you shagging a wall isn't it"

Back to 'CHEESE ON' in closing though, he was always my favourite because despite being a lunatic who couldn't be trusted, as evidenced by the updates I get every few years saying he's been fired from the buses again for stealing fares, he was always given the responsibility of letting the fireworks off every year which always either resulted in the shed going on fire because he'd nailed the catherine wheel to it as if he was putting a shelf up or the time when he specifically aimed a load of rockets at Ken's greenhouse next door.

I do love that I'd forgotten the name of the thread so searched "UKFF woooooor" to find it ?

[deathrey]

57 minutes ago, Carbomb said:

If I had the money to throw away, I would absolutely do that. 

Tagline: "LIKE A BIT OF KWESH, DON'T YA?" and getting people to do the running-on-the-spot cupping bollock dance.

 

EDIT: I went back and checked Cannibal Man's post in the original thread (which, BTW, is shockingly not in UKFF Gold), and the line is "A BIT OF KWESH IS IT, HEY LAD?"

I think this ad campaign is quickly going to go the way of 'you know when you've been Tango'd'

[Mr_Danger]

UKweshFF- We’re not all nonces but we do have a surprisingly high number of nonces.