Paid Members air_raid Posted June 10, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted June 10, 2022 Dead simple - share a subject line from your spam/junk folder that's made you laugh today. No other context is required, really. It's not up to us to to figure out why these companies obtained our/your email address, or what they're flogging, trying to get you to click etc. Only caveat ; keep them real, don't just make stuff up to be funny. Today for me : "Once a squirter..." Subject line included the speech marks too, that's not my formatting. Which made it funnier for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Paid Members Jazzy G Posted June 10, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted June 10, 2022 7 minutes ago, air_raid said: Dead simple - share a subject line from your spam/junk folder that's made you laugh today. No other context is required, really. It's not up to us to to figure out why these companies obtained our/your email address, or what they're flogging, trying to get you to click etc. Only caveat ; keep them real, don't just make stuff up to be funny. Today for me : "Once a squirter..." Subject line included the speech marks too, that's not my formatting. Which made it funnier for some reason. What water pistol marketing lists are you on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIDDUM_N_STYLE Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 7 hours ago, scratchdj said: A couple of days ago I had an email in spam that was the focus of one of Jim Browning's recent videos claiming to be from Norton about a renewal being charged. Those less aware are of course supposed to panic that they've been incorrectly charged and so call the number. And so the scam begins. I had a couple of hours free and fancied being a prick to them for a bit, so spun up a virtual machine, put Windows 10 on and dressed it so it looked well used. I oped a browser and kept some tabs open, again, so it looked genuine. Then I grabbed a parsed copy of the Natwest homepage and set it up as a local website. I created a local DNS entry and installed a dev SSL certificate so that it all looked the part. I then wrote a script to count down from when the page loaded before inserting panels into the page reading things like: "Reverse hack successful!" and "Access granted to. CCTV port 8080" and stuff like that. Then I called them from a temp VOIP number and let the fun begin. They of course wanted me to download AnyDesk which I did, playing the role of the dumb victim rather well. Once they'd got access to the machine, they pasted a Google document link into my browser (which was currently showing search results for Scottish holiday cottages). They asked me to fill it out, but I stalled them before announcing that I wanted to check my bank account to see how much money had been taken. I loaded the "NatWest homepage" and then sat there enjoying the absolute panic from the other end of the phone when the scammer fell for it all, hook, line and sinker. I then started syaing generic things like "Is that you I can see in the blue shirt?" and "Who's that sitting by the window"? I kept being put on mute whislt the scammer panicked and bought more of his twerps into the mix. I lasted about 30 minutes listening to them squirm, swear, fake-laugh and threaten me whilst they kept the line and connection open so they could try and see what I'd done. I ended it by loading a picture I'd prepared that simply read: "FUCK OFF - Regards, everyone in the UK". Absolutely tremendous and if it’s not on the ballot for 2022 post of the year, there’s something wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Paid Members Jazzy G Posted June 15, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted June 15, 2022 On 6/10/2022 at 4:37 PM, scratchdj said: A couple of days ago I had an email in spam that was the focus of one of Jim Browning's recent videos claiming to be from Norton about a renewal being charged. Those less aware are of course supposed to panic that they've been incorrectly charged and so call the number. And so the scam begins. I had a couple of hours free and fancied being a prick to them for a bit, so spun up a virtual machine, put Windows 10 on and dressed it so it looked well used. I oped a browser and kept some tabs open, again, so it looked genuine. Then I grabbed a parsed copy of the Natwest homepage and set it up as a local website. I created a local DNS entry and installed a dev SSL certificate so that it all looked the part. I then wrote a script to count down from when the page loaded before inserting panels into the page reading things like: "Reverse hack successful!" and "Access granted to. CCTV port 8080" and stuff like that. Then I called them from a temp VOIP number and let the fun begin. They of course wanted me to download AnyDesk which I did, playing the role of the dumb victim rather well. Once they'd got access to the machine, they pasted a Google document link into my browser (which was currently showing search results for Scottish holiday cottages). They asked me to fill it out, but I stalled them before announcing that I wanted to check my bank account to see how much money had been taken. I loaded the "NatWest homepage" and then sat there enjoying the absolute panic from the other end of the phone when the scammer fell for it all, hook, line and sinker. I then started syaing generic things like "Is that you I can see in the blue shirt?" and "Who's that sitting by the window"? I kept being put on mute whislt the scammer panicked and bought more of his twerps into the mix. I lasted about 30 minutes listening to them squirm, swear, fake-laugh and threaten me whilst they kept the line and connection open so they could try and see what I'd done. I ended it by loading a picture I'd prepared that simply read: "FUCK OFF - Regards, everyone in the UK". Jim would be proud. Good work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Paid Members air_raid Posted June 17, 2022 Author Paid Members Share Posted June 17, 2022 8 minutes ago, Fatty Facesitter said: "Why do salmon and rice go so well together as a combinaton?" If you've ever done any searching for questions on Google and clicked a Quora link, lots of nonsense will start popping up in your inbox. Fucking hell, this is true. "Is Poland a depressing country?" Having just come back.... NO, no it isn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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