Things that cheer you up

[SuperBacon]

Saw the absolute funniest thing ever today in Southampton. A middle aged white man walking round with a t-shirt that just said "I LOVE BLACK WOMEN" I can't stop laughing at it.

[Gus Mears]

A few months ago at the airport in Ibiza, a Spanish bloke in his mid 20's was wearing an I'M IN GARY'S GANG t-shirt, complete with three photos of Glitter on it. I'm fascinated as to how it happened. Did he not know? Are 20-year-old Spanish edge lords aware of Gary Glitter? If so, why? Was he a poor, unknowing Spanish super-fan of Gary Glitter? In of itself, that's almost as surprising as a bloke walking around with a picture of one of Britain's foremost nonces on his chest. 

[Cousin Jim Bob]

Ed Sheeran's two concerts at Gillette Stadium owned by Robert Kraft, the ones that he threw away Macklemore and his morals for, have just been cancelled because of the rain forecast.

Congrats Ed!

[deathrey]

Divine intervention/karma/whatever you believe in giving him his just desserts.