Paid Members John Matrix Posted July 2, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted July 2, 2020 (edited) Ever have the hots for someone, in the case of my examples, a celeb, and only after a period of saucy thoughts realised they bear an uncanny resemblance to someone who under normal circumstances, wouldn’t be the subject of your hormone fuelled twitches? Aside from being thoroughly bloody wonderful, I happen to think Nicola Thorp is stunningly beautiful, although I saw a photo of her earlier today, and well... Now I’m terribly confused, as I’d not given a second thought as to the aesthetic merits of Priti Patel, so you can only imagine how conflicting that is when you disagree with every other conceivable facet of her existence. Another, albeit far more explainable one. I’ve crushed on Myleene Klass since the Hearsay days, but around 18 months ago, her startling likeness to someone else I’m incredibly fond of has totally usurped all previous opinion. I mean, I can’t feel too aggrieved by this one, as Donnie Yen is about as genetically perfect a human being as there has ever been, but as someone who’s previously admired him solely for his ability to kick people in the face.. Another I feel obliged to include here, although she’s never really been my cup of tea despite being universally revered as what constitutes attractive these days... Edited July 2, 2020 by John Matrix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted July 2, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted July 2, 2020 The porn star Dillion Harper was completely ruined from the moment I saw someone say she looked like Seth MacFarlane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 1 hour ago, John Matrix said: Another, albeit far more explainable one. I’ve crushed on Myleene Klass since the Hearsay days, but around 18 months ago, her startling likeness to someone else I’m incredibly fond of has totally usurped all previous opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted July 2, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted July 2, 2020 There used to be a girl on Babestation who looked like Leigh Francis when he was pretending to be Mel B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro Red Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 2 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said: The porn star Dillion Harper was completely ruined from the moment I saw someone say she looked like Seth MacFarlane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ElCece Posted July 2, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted July 2, 2020 Its going to be hard knocking one out to Seth Macfarlane now I know he looks like Dillon Harper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 As long as you’re watching an Apatow film you’ll have at least 2 hours and 40 minutes to rustle one out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lorne Malvo Posted July 3, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted July 3, 2020 Sonny Kiss from AEW looks like a girl I went on a date with years back. Always confuses me that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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