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The 2017 UKFF Royal Rumble Lottery


Glenryck Pilchards

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After two watches of the Rumble I have just about broken down all of the points. I am just waiting for some stats to be published on a couple of websites for verification on the times I have recorded. 

 

Early indications reveal that the jackpot numbers are 2,7.10,23 and 30. No one has selected all five of those numbers. 

 

Once I have verified my records I will provide a breakdown of each wrestler and I will reveal the winner around lunchtime (providing I don't nod off)

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The results have been verified, but before I reveal the winner I will breakdown how all the points have been scored. 

 

The Top 5

 

1st Orton 25 

2nd Reigns 15

3rd Wyatt 10

4th Jericho 7

5th Undertaker 5

 

The Survivor Award

 

1st Jericho 1:00:12 -10

2nd Zayn 47:54 - 8

3rd Corbin 32:46 - 6

4th Miz 32:41 - 4

5th Ambrose - 2

 

It was incredibly close between Corbin and Miz and I had to triple check the times as other sites had differing times. The times comes from my records as I classed the entry as soon as someone first enters the ring until their feet hit the ground. 

 

Eliminations (2 points per elimination)

 

Strowman 14 

Undertaker 8

Sheamus 6 

Cesaro 6

Lesnar 6

Goldberg 6

Reigns 6

Jericho 4

Corbin 2

Orton 2

Henry 2

Harper 2

 

Bushwhacker Luke Award

 

There was two people who were thrown out under 60 seconds and they were Enzo Amore and James Ellsworth who both earn -4 points.

 

The "You Stupid Twat" Award

 

For the first time ever in the UKFF Rumble Lottery era we can award this! And the unfortunate victim is Chris Jericho who promptly got twatted off the top rope by Roman Reigns. In honour of this from next year this award will be renamed The "You Stupid Idiot" Award. However Jericho is still deducted a massive 10 points. Despite that massive deduction Jericho is still the top scorer overall due to.......

 

Hide and Seek Champion

 

Chris Jericho was the only person who left the ring and hid in plain sight. He was out the ring for a remarkable 31 minutes in three different stints! Those minutes are converted into points and is awarded 31 points which massively offsets his 10 point deduction.

 

NXT Newbie Award/Tye-Breaker Gamble

 

Only the one NXT Rookie in the Rumble this year and it was the Perfect 10 Tye Dillinger. Not only did he score 3 points but with him coming out at number 10 he doubles everyone's points who selected number 10. 

 

Double Bubble Award

 

Three Superstars did double duty last night. The tag team of Sheamus and Cesaro and I believe we all let out a collective fuck off when Roman Reigns came down the aisle at number 30. All three gains an additional 4 points.

 

In Like a House on Fire Award

 

Strowman is the big winner in this category by ejecting three mooks in the space of a minute gaining 12 points. Undertaker and Lesnar made 2 quick eliminations each for 8 points respectively. Also Goldberg, Henry and Harper gain 4 points for making a speedy ejection each.

 

New Day Pay Day

 

All three members entered gaining five points each. Sadly there was no Francesca action so no additional points for Woods.

 

There was no points for the following awards: The Tiffany, Skinning the Cat and most surprisingly "Well we Weren't Expecting You!" (Menry doesn't count)

 

 

So these are the total points for each wrestler

 

Big Cass 0 Jericho 42 Kalisto 0 Rawley 0 Gallagher 0 Henry 6 Strowman 26 Zayn 8 Big Show 0 Dillinger 3 Ellsworth -4 Ambrose 2 Corbin 8 Kingston 5 Miz 4 Sheamus 10 Big E 5 Rusev 0 Cesaro 10 Woods 5 Wyatt 10 Crews 0 Orton 27 Ziggler 0 Harper 6 Lesnar 14 Amore -4 Goldberg 10 Taker 21 Reigns 25

 

 

The winner will be revealed imminently.

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And the winner of the 2017 UKFF Royal Rumble Lottery is Otto Dem Wanz! Otto scored an impressive 180 points, a massive 30 points clear over second placed SJ5522. Mim731 comes in third with 146 points. The Wooden Spoon goes to WeeAl.

 

Please see below for everyone else:

 

 

Otto Dem Wanz 180
sj5522 150
mim731 146
Divorced Dad 142
Alex Wright Mark 120
jazzygeofferz 118
Krytie 112
ReallyBigShoe 111
JonCarr92 110
Wrasslin 108
Supremo 106
DJM 103
SpursRiot2012 102
bradfordcity 88
Lorne Malvo 86
Kaz Hayashi 78
The King of the Old School 76
SonnyMustang 68
MVP RULZ 68
Glenryck Pilchards 68
Ricc1PW 64
Onyx2 63
PSF 62
Tommy! 62
garynsymon 60
hbk4life 60
Adam619 58
Dazz 56
CollinBollocks 53
thegamehhh 53
cobra_gordo 52
Mr Showtime 50
SiWri 49
Juan Manforce 49
Nexus 47
Liam O'Rourke 45
Mungo Chutney 44
SpearCode 43
bigfoote 41
seph 38
ElCece 37
HarmonicGenerator 37
ShyDad 36
FellatioLips 34
mikehoncho 33
Stinky Dad 33
TeddyKay 32
charcore 31
TildeGuy 30
CTXRussoMark 29
SheffBag 29
Bicurious Dad 28
rollthedice 28
patiirc 28
Gordon_the_gopher 27
Vegeta 26
Shane O Mac V2 25
King Mal 24
Fanny Pack 21
Freddie-Hartland 21
boshealecta 21
big7theletter 18
The Four Horsemen 18
The Invisible Boy 17
Majik 16
Lion of the Midlands 14
kickin it wit the kliq 13
stevieg1980 11
Call Me Bellend 11
Grecian 10
eugenespeed 10
WeeAl 6
 
Some interesting things to note:
 
* Huge commiserations to Really Big Shoe. He scored an admirable 111 points and was the highest placed person who did not pick number 10.
*Despite picking number 10 the old sage of the forum Majik scored a paltry 16 thanks to picking the motley crew of Kalisto, Dillinger, Ellsworth, Miz and Xavier Woods
 
So congratulations once again to Otto who makes the Wall of Fame:
 

UKFF Royal Rumble Lottery Honours Board

 

2011 Lancastrino

2012 Chilli Dog

2013 Vince Russo

2014 Silky Kisser

2015 Seph

2016 JohnCarr92 and The Four Horsemen

2017 Otto Dem Wanz

 

See you all again in 2018!

 

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Oh my God, there are so many people to thank! 

 

From today I'll hear nothing against the good name of Cesaro on this board and I can almost forgive Roman Reigns for the intense feelings of disappointment he elicited in me last night.

 

Nice one for organising Glen, this award is going on my wall with the 'Players Player of the Season' trophy I got for AFC Wembley's under 14 B team in 2005/06. 

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