UK Kat Von D Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Basically I've started decorating my flat with random shit. I want the most random shit ever. I want people to walk in and say "what the fuck made you buy that," "I didn't even know you could buy that" or "please tell me you didn't spend a lot of money on that." All my furniture is black so the room looks quite dark. Figured the best way around that is to get a new lamp...  There's a lot of unique people on here that have different tastes, so I figured it would be fun to see what awful/tacky/stupid suggestions you guys can come up with. Pictures and links to where I can buy this lamp please. Price limit is about £50, but I'll go upto £100 if you can suggest something truly mental.  (This is only intended as a bit of fun, I don't want any serious suggestions. I do fully intend to buy one of your suggestions.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FelatioLips Posted April 6, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted April 6, 2015 They have these in the TJ Hughes in my town, they are without doubt the ugliest things I've seen. Â They're meant for outdoors, but still. Fucking state of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted April 6, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted April 6, 2015 Random, eh? I went here, and it suggested either "preventable sailboat," "subtracted plunder," or "tinsel oratory." Hope that helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted April 6, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted April 6, 2015 Please don't be tempted to put up any taxidermy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK Kat Von D Posted April 6, 2015 Author Share Posted April 6, 2015 Please don't be tempted to put up any taxidermy. I've actually got a full leopard skin in a draw somewhere. I've got no intention of putting it up though, it's just a family heirloom and I dunno what to do with it The whole taxidermy thing has become a bit cliche and boring now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted April 6, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted April 6, 2015 You should destroy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zebra Kid Mark Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Surely a lava lamp is exactly what you are looking for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted April 6, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted April 6, 2015 Get this: Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK Kat Von D Posted April 6, 2015 Author Share Posted April 6, 2015 I'm not going to destroy it. Â Lava lamp is way too boring. Those dogs are more what I'm after Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted April 6, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted April 6, 2015 Oh, if it's just lamps you're after get these: Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flangedango Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Â Probably a touch too classy for this thread. Looks naff enough. Â Â It's a lounging Frog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Wiseau Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 http://www.redriderleglamps.com/products/leg-lamps/a-christmas-story-26-deluxe-desktop-leg-lampgah , won't let me post the picture, but if it's a lamp you're after there's nothing classier than the leg lamp as approved by Ralphies dad in A Christmas Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matbro1984 Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Â I actually quite want one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nostalgia Nonce Posted April 6, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted April 6, 2015 Â I actually quite want one. Me too. Where's that from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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