Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted January 30, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted January 30, 2018 Perhaps if the brothel rumour was also true then the source of the sperm is accounted for Chest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 Or they decided to get a little something out of all the dogs and cats before the chop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted January 30, 2018 Author Paid Members Share Posted January 30, 2018 34 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said: Can you imagine how much manpower it would take to fill whole woks full of sperm? "Bout a pint, pint and a half" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted January 30, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted January 30, 2018 I’m at work, I was about to show a colleague a pair of trainers on google, this is the last page I had open. We were greeted by ‘wok full of sperm’. Not much I could say really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted January 30, 2018 Author Paid Members Share Posted January 30, 2018 Glad to be of service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BomberPat Posted January 30, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted January 30, 2018 I think you'd struggle to find more than a handful of Chinese takeaways anywhere in the country that haven't been subject to rumours of cats and dogs and special sauce at some point, but woks full of sperm is a new one on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted January 30, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted January 30, 2018  1 hour ago, John Matrix said: Glad to be of service.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 It was actually a clam-filled wok. Easy to mishear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted January 30, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted January 30, 2018 That's the longest I've seen a joke about Chinese food and jizz go without someone talking about having the cream of Sum Yung Gai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted January 30, 2018 Author Paid Members Share Posted January 30, 2018 44 minutes ago, Carbomb said: That's the longest I've seen a joke about Chinese food and jizz go without someone talking about having the cream of Sum Yung Gai. ....and alas, it came crashing to it's inevitable conclusion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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