Paid Members Bus Surfer Posted August 28, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted August 28, 2014 Can we not just say everything and be done with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiWri Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 I like to think of footballers acting like wrestlers. For example, during a really important match the goalkeeper catches the ball from a corner only to throw it into his own net before ripping his top off to reveal the shirt of the team he is playing against. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullyRayStoleMyKitKat Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Having three guys walking around behind you, talking about everything you do, even looking at you on a little screen despite the fact you're FIVE FEET in front of them . Â Do you wanna know the worst part? One of them just won't shut the fuck up about Twitter. Little bastard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Your Fight Site Posted August 29, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted August 29, 2014 Can we not just say everything and be done with it?  Well where’s the fun in that?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bus Surfer Posted August 29, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted August 29, 2014 Because most of them are shit and not funny. You wouldn't do anything in a work scenario that a pro wrestler does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glen Quagmire Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Strictly speaking not a thing that a pro wrestler does, but when you make a mistake and everyone else around you starts chanting "You've Fucked Up!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK Kat Von D Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Kneeling down and checking a fake watch whenever you enter a room full of people. I do this most mornings, nothing wrong with that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted August 29, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted August 29, 2014 Â Refused, on 28 Aug 2014 - 12:22 PM, said: Kneeling down and checking a fake watch whenever you enter a room full of people. Â Imaginary watch rather than fake, unless some wrestler has been stuck with a gimmick of buying knocked of shit from the shifty bloke down the covered market and I've missed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted August 29, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted August 29, 2014 Sexually assaulting a man in a dark cubicle while reading poetry aggressively into his ear.  Burying a man alive in concrete  Slicing off a cock with a samurai sword.  (Allegedly) killing a prostitute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted August 30, 2014 Moderators Share Posted August 30, 2014 I check a fake watch all the time. It's code for "You're fucking late!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Feeding a dog to it's owner. Â That's creepy in both work and shoot.... Fuji should have managed Boss Man btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkship Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Agreeing that your child can be adopted by your colleague, or that your girlfriend can spend the Christmas holiday with him, if he outperforms you at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reznor Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Because most of them are shit and not funny. You wouldn't do anything in a work scenario that a pro wrestler does.  Yep.  This thread is bollocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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