Paid Members John Matrix Posted July 16, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted July 16, 2013 You have until 09:00 on Friday 19th of July to vote for your favourite rapper.  Each has until that time to submit one 16 line response so you choose to vote blindly, based on the first effort, or you can wait until you've heard both raps.  Lefty  Shane O' Mac in the semis? This should be a breeze. He's so fucking dull he brings this forum to its knees. Your the worst type of wrestling fan, a total fucking goon Taking stunners on the dance floor as everyone else leaves the room. You've got a face I'd love to hit... and hit .... and keep hitting And I'd be totally justified due to your criminal thread shitting A shoe-in for the the white noise award if there has ever been I'd love to meet you in person and recreate that Unforgiven scene You know the one where Gene Hackman kicks fuck out of English Bob Except Richard Harris was just acting and you're actually a knob Now I'm sure you're a nice guy and I don't mean to be nasty But you're just devoid of personality, like a cold Gregg's pasty Alright once in a while, but I wouldn't want one everyday But I can choose not to go to Gregg's, you just post anyway So let this be a lesson for you to heed And soak up this knowledge whilst I take the lead.  Shane O' Mac Version 2  We Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted July 16, 2013 Moderators Share Posted July 16, 2013 Lefty. Easy decision; I don't even need to wait for comebacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane O' Mac Version 2 Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Hell of a start, boy, gotta get serious with the shit I say now Didn't expect you to come as hard as Michael Jackson in a playground You got some points on my posting, call it good arrows At least I brave on topic, you lurk in the shadows  Using the same story as the last guy, you know how that tale ended It was a fun night on the piss, no need to defend it I can own up to it, at least I got the nuts to be roasted You think I'm white noise? I couldn't recall a fucking thing you posted!  I took you lightly, was ridiculous, you took aim and were meticulous You couldn't hurt me with a hit, bitch, but I'm likely to get syphilis You're a walking disease, the Infected ain't half as worse I'll leave you looking like Duchess Kate after birth  Say I'm boring, they're applauding, you and Chest, that's amore? I wouldn't listen to you rap on hi-fi, you shy guy, I'll fuck up your face like Muay Thai Not like you could try pie, just stick to your other pastries Your life is like my topic posts, but twice as space wasting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lefty Posted July 16, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted July 16, 2013 A swing and a miss Shane O', you've clearly been rattled This isn't going to end up like the last time we battled Have you ever heard that assumption is the mother of all fuck ups? My flow is immaculate, you sound like you've got the hiccups.  Forum etiquette usually dictates quality, over quantity That's why I've got a fuck tonne of ammo, and you ain't got shit on me. Your rhymes make no sense, just like your half formed opinions I'm Professor Chaos! Your just one of my minions  Fair enough I don't post in On-Topic, I really just use it for news But I quite often come across your retarded views Saying dumb shit about cat calling women wrestlers, who the fuck are you white knighting? Seriously mate, and this is a shoot, I find your stupidity quite frightening.  So in UKFF tradition I'll end this with a fork I think it's about time I gave mercy to this dork Like I said, I'm not trying to be a cunt, this competition's just for fun Anyway stick that fork in this clown, he's just about done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted July 16, 2013 Moderators Share Posted July 16, 2013 Lefty knocks this out of the park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted July 16, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted July 16, 2013 Shane o's comeback was pretty strong but Lefty's got this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Lefty all the way. Even if it hadn't been an easy decision, I'd have gone with lefty due to Shane O pooh-poohing the 16-line limit in that 3rd verse, and just carrying on, with a comma here or there, but it's still one line, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted July 16, 2013 Awards Moderator Share Posted July 16, 2013 A Lefty-Coconut final will be a grand occasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted July 22, 2013 Author Paid Members Share Posted July 22, 2013 Lefty goes through to the final with an emphatic 15 - 0 victory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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