TildeGuy~! Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 ....FREEZE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickin it wit the kliq Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 "Why is there Rice-a-Roni in my coffee!!!!!" Â and the tunnel of insults at the museum of tolerance is brilliant as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 16, 2012 Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing Heaven because one of us is a J-O-O...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gordon_The_Gopher Posted March 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 16, 2012 Pretty much the whole movie is quoteable but here are a few of my favourites: Â "Yes, yes I saw the Terrence and Phillip Movie now who wants to touch me...? I SAID WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME!!" Â "Satan, your ass is gigantic and red - who am I supposed to pretend you are - Liza Minelli??" Â "How's aboot 'GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS CHAIR!!' how's that for last words?" Â "I hate you Kenny" Â "I farted once on the set of blue lagoon!" ##SLAP## Â "Hey Alec - know what sucks about being a Baldwin?" "No, what?" "NOTHING!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickin it wit the kliq Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Pretty much the whole movie is quoteable but here are a few of my favourites:Â "Yes, yes I saw the Terrence and Phillip Movie now who wants to touch me...? I SAID WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME!!" Â "Satan, your ass is gigantic and red - who am I supposed to pretend you are - Liza Minelli??" Â "How's aboot 'GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS CHAIR!!' how's that for last words?" Â "I hate you Kenny" Â "I farted once on the set of blue lagoon!" ##SLAP## Â "Hey Alec - know what sucks about being a Baldwin?" "No, what?" "NOTHING!" Â "ALL THE BALDWINS ARE DEAD?!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted March 16, 2012 Author Paid Members Share Posted March 16, 2012 "HEY! PANDA BEAR! We don''t take kindly to your types around here!" Â *after the high school coach puts on amateur wrestling in a bar* Bar owner: Sir, you take your gay porn and get the hell outta' here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Foale Posted March 17, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 17, 2012 Randy: Can't you see that if we fall to New Jersey, California is next? Schwarzenegger: No, because Utah is between Colorado and California. Randy: Fine. Well, when Utah gets taken over by New Jersey, then who's next? Schwarzenegger: Nevada. Randy: Oh really? Okay Mr. "I'm Awesome at Geography." Â Â Randy Marsh is basically the fucking man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted March 18, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 18, 2012 Some very strange interpretations of "one-liner" here. Anyhoo, here are some of mine. Not many, because I'm sleepy. But some. Â Garrison / Mr Hat Imparting wisdom "Why did Chubby Checker leave the Beatles in 1972?" "Englebert Humperdink was the first person on the moon, who was the second?" "Genetic engineering lets us correct God's horrible, horrible mistakes, like German people." "And so, children, that's why Hare Krishnas are totally gay." (to Sheila) "It's not my fault you're raising him Pagan." Â Not entirely PC. "You all know that pigeon was a total slut." "Can we get rid of all the Mexicans?" "Don't apologize for me to that spear-chucker!" "Stanley, gay people, well, gay people are evil, evil right down to their cold black hearts, which pump not blood like yours and mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior." Â Â Cartman VS Kyle (Response to receiving Ants In The Pants instead of Red Megaman) : "I hate you! I want you to die!" "But I don't Kyle to get better, I hate Kyle." "Kyle's mom's here to ruin Christmas." "Why don't you go back to San Fransisco with the rest of the Jews?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaaaaad! Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 Random kid from the spelling bee in Bigger, Longer and Uncut: "Here you go - S-U-C-K-M-Y-A-S-S, forensics." Â Cut-up Chef from "The Return of Chef": "I wanna MAKE LOVE! To Your assholes, Children!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted March 19, 2012 Author Paid Members Share Posted March 19, 2012 "I'm afraid I'm going to have to...ask you to leave!" *dramatic scary music* Â "Well the thing about kids is they're all pink on the inside." Probably the most disturbing line in South Park ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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