Paid Members LaGoosh Posted March 16, 2012 Author Paid Members Share Posted March 16, 2012 Kyle: Dude, why is your store called the Indian Burial Ground Pet Store? Shop Owner: Well, there was an Indian burial ground here before I bought it. Stan: So you just built your store on top of an Indian burial ground? Shop Owner: Hell no! I dug up all the bodies, pissed on them, and then buried them again upside-down. Kyle: Why? Shop Owner: Why? I don't know why...I was drunk. Â Cartman: Fuck you, Millie! Fuck you, Annie! Fuck you, Bebe! Fuck you, whatever-your-name-is! And fuck you, bitch! Â Randy: Perhaps we can use those homeless as tyres for our cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Foale Posted March 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 16, 2012 "Hilary Clinton has a snuke snuck up her snizz." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted March 16, 2012 Author Paid Members Share Posted March 16, 2012 I'm whispering loudly for dramatic effect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Foale Posted March 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 16, 2012 Butters: Sandy is my bottom bitch. Do you know what I am saying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spotlightmagnet1 Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Cartman as Wendy: 'Suck my fat tits!' Â Cartman on High School Musical: 'That's it. I'm done. If this is what is cool, I'm going to go kill myself' Â 'Hi, we're that band Radiohead' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted March 16, 2012 Author Paid Members Share Posted March 16, 2012 This will get lost in text but fuck it... Â Randy Marsh: We thought the end justified the means but they don't...they just don't, son....waahhhhh*burst into tears* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraMarkus Blank Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 "We need your help M Night shamalamamalm" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Foale Posted March 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 16, 2012 "Oh my God it's Russell Crowe!!" GET OVER 'ERE YA VAGINA!! Â Makin' movies writin' songs and FOIGHTIN' RAND THE WORLD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 16, 2012 Thumper: Hey, little dude! You got some crap right here. Butters: That's my face, sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Quentin Posted March 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 16, 2012 "It's the gayest show in the fucking world! Ghost Hunters!" - Advert for Ghosthunters  "Oh my god they killed the little orange coat kid!" - Charles Manson  "I want to send a message so that people know if you want to hurt another person you better makes sure they're the same colour as you." - Judge  "I'll be there ya queen!" - Stan Marsh (the Darsh) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CleetusVanDamme Posted March 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 16, 2012 "What seems to be the officer, problem?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JohnnyChimpo Posted March 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 16, 2012 Mr Garrison: Not all Muslim people are terrorists. Cartman: No, but most of them are, and all it takes is most of them. Â Â Cartman (talking to a guy dressed as the Easter bunny at the mall): You are a rabbit and I am a human. So if you don't bring me what I want for Easter, I can f*cking kill you! Â Cartman: Maybe we can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JohnnyChimpo Posted March 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 16, 2012 "What seems to be the officer, problem?" In other Randy v The Police goodness, I loved the episode where he was constantly getting into fights at little league baseball games and kept getting arrested, and he would always be protesting to the cops saying; “Oh I’m sorry, I thought this was America? Isn’t this America? Cause I thought we were in America!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelMush Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Randy Marsh: 'Sit down Glen. SIT... DEEEEEERRRRRNNNNNNNN! Â If you don't like America then you can git out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 16, 2012 Stan: Chef! What would a priest want to stick up my butt? Chef: Goodbye! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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