Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted March 10, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 10, 2012 Jarrett lies down. Hogan not pleased. Haas runs ropes. Garcia flies. "YEAH!". Here comes Luke. There goes Luke. Fuji cheats. Bret loses. Advantage Hogan. Cody beats self for tag titles. No other choice. Death by oatmeal. Leg drop Shawn, renege on rematch. Â I'm off Wrestlemania? SHOOTING STAR PLANCHA! What be this from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_dust Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Sabu shits pants. Wash turnbuckle pads. Â Not really the match but let do the story so far for WM28: Â Cheer Rock .... Rock Speaks .... Cheer Cena Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraMarkus Blank Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 I wasn't ready I wasn't ready Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew "the ref" coyne Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Im amazed at how many I recognise.... good thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Up Chuck Posted March 10, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 10, 2012 I'm off Wrestlemania? SHOOTING STAR PLANCHA! What be this from? Â 25, where the Colons vs Miz and Morrison lumberjack match for the tag titles got bumped to the dark match slot (despite being advertised on the Sky Box Office warm-up while the match was actually happening, grumble grumble) so they could fit Kid Rock in. They had a rematch to open Raw the next night and Morrison, in a hilariously blatant "fuck you for leaving me off Wrestlemania, now I'm gonna be ridiculous on free television" move, did a shooting star press to the outside. Â EDIT: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JNLister Posted March 10, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 10, 2012 "This isn't wrestling: this is war!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reznor Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 "This isn't wrestling: this is war!" You'd be as well stopping as you aren't going to get anywhere close to matching that Bad News one. Â Fuck America. And two year streaks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Get Lucille Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Slap me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gordon_The_Gopher Posted March 10, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 10, 2012 Return from injury - GAH!! Torn quad!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted March 10, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 10, 2012 Big lariat, press, whirlybird, powerbomb, pin. Nastys win titles, Roma - Horseman? REALLY??? Hogan Goldberg free, millions down toilet. Matt Hardy returns, beaten like bitch. Midget exploits friends death, wins title. Cena Orton Rumble staredown, audience apathy. Clumsy homophobe slams fake Japanese porker. Liz loses skirt, prompts huge gangbang. Sunny in Gunns' corner : Raid masturbates. Power Slam laments Big Bri's Blinder. Kennel From Hell : urination, defecation, copulation. Mickie grabs Trish's gash, censorship disappointing. Â EDIT : removed instance of seven, edited another (that was definitely six) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted March 10, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 10, 2012 Some of those are SEVEN. My eyes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickin it wit the kliq Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Sid off top, leg right angle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Big lariat, press, whirlybird, powerbomb, pin. Nastys win titles, Roma - Horseman? REALLY??? Hogan Goldberg free, millions down toilet. Matt Hardy returns, beaten like bitch. Midget exploits friends death, wins title. Cena Orton Rumble staredown, audience apathy. Clumsy homophobe slams fake Japanese porker. Liz loses skirt, prompts huge gangbang. Sunny in Gunns' corner : Raid masturbates. Power Slam laments Big Bri's Blinder. Kennel From Hell : urination, defecation, copulation. Mickie grabs Trish's gash, censorship disappointing. Â EDIT : removed instance of seven, edited another (that was definitely six) Â If you hadn't said you have a touch of Aspergers, I'd never have guessed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew "the ref" coyne Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Awesome triple threat. Voldemort wins title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Foale Posted March 12, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 12, 2012 HHH hurts quadricep, Orton gets confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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