Dirty Eddie Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Ralph: I'm a unitard    Homer; Homer no function beer well without.    Homer: Leader? Who's the Hell's that, some kind of leader?    Cult Member: Just come up and watch our orientation video, you are free to leave at any time. Homer: WOW a free movie, thanks. Out of my way jerkass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 10, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 10, 2011 Don't think this one's come up yet? (it probably has): Â "Let's just say it moved me... TO A BIGGER HOUSE! Oops, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet." Â - Â Brad Goodman: We can all learn a lot from this young man here, this, this... Â Bart: Rudiger. Â Goodman: Rudiger. And if we can all be more like little Rudiger... Â Marge: His name is Bart. Â Goodman: His name isn't important! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajmcstyles Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Don't think this one's come up yet? (it probably has): "Let's just say it moved me... TO A BIGGER HOUSE! Oops, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet."  -  Brad Goodman: We can all learn a lot from this young man here, this, this...  Bart: Rudiger.  Goodman: Rudiger. And if we can all be more like little Rudiger...  Marge: His name is Bart.  Goodman: His name isn't important! Goodman : Be like the boy, Be like the boy  OAPS : We Like Roy, We Like Roy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 "It's pronounced Nuculer. Nuculer" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfMetal Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Homer: We're going out Marge! If we're not back, avenge our deaths  Homer: I swear I never touched her, I cant even say the word 'titmouse' without giggling like a schoolgirl (breaks into a giggle)  Homer: Water bill, third notice. Jury duty, third notice. Mortgage Bill, oohhh second notice  Homer: Oh my god, a naked celebrity. Don't stare at his famous wang! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Au Posted October 10, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 10, 2011 The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spotlightmagnet1 Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Lisa: Dad, I had a bad dream. Homer: Aww, honey, come and tell daddy all about it. Lisa: Well, I know it's stupid, but I dreamt there was a boogeyman and... Homer: (Screams) BOOGEYMAN! Â Homer: Bart, I don't want to alarm you but they maybe a boogeyman or boogeymen inside the house. Bart: AHHHHHHHHHHH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Au Posted October 10, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 10, 2011 Such a great episode! Â Marge: What happened here? Homer: Oh, nothing, Marge. Just a little incident involving the bogeyman! Of course, none of this would have happened if you had been here to keep me from acting stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 "I refuse to believe that people refuse to believe the truth" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 10, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 10, 2011 "Have the Rolling Stones killed." Â "But Sir, those aren't..." Â "Do as I say!" Â - Â "What a scoop!" Â Â - Â And my favourite Snake line: Â Â "All right... I'm taking this thing to Mexico!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelEdge Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Homer on his computer, working from home... Â 'To begin, press any key.....Where's the 'any' key??' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Richie Posted October 10, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 10, 2011 Bart: Wow, cool, God is so in your face! Homer: Yeah, he's my favorite fictional character. Â Â Homer: Ooh, they have the Internet on computers now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubbafish Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 'Everythings coming up Millhouse!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shovanist Pig Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Lisa: Dad, I had a bad dream. Homer: Aww, honey, come and tell daddy all about it. Lisa: Well, I know it's stupid, but I dreamt there was a boogeyman and... Homer: (Screams) BOOGEYMAN! Â Homer: Bart, I don't want to alarm you but they maybe a boogeyman or boogeymen inside the house. Bart: AHHHHHHHHHHH! Â Â Quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Foale Posted October 10, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 10, 2011 Comic Book Guy: I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration? Â Â Homer Simpson: [stares blankly for a few seconds] Can I have some money now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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