Jump to content

UKFF Porn and General Filth Discussion


IANdrewDiceClay

Recommended Posts

  • Paid Members
Seeing as though there has been a bit of Fake Taxi talk on here and because that's where I saw her first, I'm nominating Jessie Jenkins as the next big British star. If she doesn't go over to America and land loads of work, I'll be really surprised:-

 

http://www.purexxxfilms.com/blog/2013/08/0...ns-luke-hotrod/

 

A very disappointing Google search suggests she's may have to rethink her name to avoid confusion with male gay porn star Jesse Jenkins.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Paid Members
Isn't Kieran a director for Brazzers now? Must give him some more pull in who he gets to work with.

 

He is indeed. A couple of the first scenes he directed were himself with Kirsten Price (his mrs), Jessica Jaymes (her mate), Breanne Benson and Kortney Kane, and Kortney's first anal. What a bloke. He's definitely got first dibs on Brett Rossi and Emily Addison if they ever shoot boy/girl for Brazzers too.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Things normally don't make me feel old, but porn does. Those names air raid just mentioned all mean nothing to me, and it seems like half the current porn women are covered in horrid tattoos. Meanwhile, I think I've exhausted every film made by the Private roster of 2000-2002 and there's no stream of "found in the archives" Kate More scenes coming out. Amateur clips is about all I bother with these days, and decent amateur clips are rarer than the Hasbro Kamala with the moon on his belly. It's only by sheer determination that I manage to wank about four times a day.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Paid Members
Things normally don't make me feel old, but porn does. Those names air raid just mentioned all mean nothing to me, and it seems like half the current porn women are covered in horrid tattoos. Meanwhile, I think I've exhausted every film made by the Private roster of 2000-2002 and there's no stream of "found in the archives" Kate More scenes coming out. Amateur clips is about all I bother with these days, and decent amateur clips are rarer than the Hasbro Kamala with the moon on his belly. It's only by sheer determination that I manage to wank about four times a day.

Its cookie cutter porn these days. Nobody knows how to carry themselves like a star anymore. They all look the same. Nobody is broken in the right way. Production values are to slick and contrived. And I hear the mens segments draw better than the womens on Killergram. I miss the stars of the late 90s 10 minute freeviews. They had attitude during that era. Ivy Brennan was my Mae Young.

 

NSFW/anyone:

http://www.imagebam.com/image/3a31b771887169

Edited by IANdrewDiceClay
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Paid Members

I feel the same. I pretty much only watch amateur and vintage stuff these days. Modern porn just isn't sexy, and nobody looks like they're enjoying themselves. And I'll never forget, "Fuck the back of my knee. I've made it all nice and sweaty for you". Erm..... what?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Paid Members
He's definitely got first dibs on Brett Rossi and Emily Addison if they ever shoot boy/girl for Brazzers too.

 

Ooops. I'm 22 hours behind the times. She's done with the lot of it :

https://twitter.com/EmiAddison/status/382347413492490240

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Moderators
Isn't Kieran a director for Brazzers now? Must give him some more pull in who he gets to work with.

 

He is indeed. A couple of the first scenes he directed were himself with Kirsten Price (his mrs), Jessica Jaymes (her mate), Breanne Benson and Kortney Kane, and Kortney's first anal. What a bloke. He's definitely got first dibs on Brett Rossi and Emily Addison if they ever shoot boy/girl for Brazzers too.

I cannot stand him in scenes either. Him doing Kortney Kane up the shitter was a real crushing blow for me, he's also done Rachel Roxxx up the shitter too! (she seems very coked out these days)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Paid Members
Him doing Kortney Kane up the shitter was a real crushing blow for me, he's also done Rachel Roxxx up the shitter too!

Kortney Kane's first anal was with Manuel Ferrara. Kieran possibly (probably) directed it.

 

There's a chance neil was talking in general terms, since Mr Lee has analized Kortney :

http://www.brazzers.com/scenes/view/id/737...-crotch-rocket/

 

I'm indifferent to him. I've not taken a real dislike to a stunt cock since that bloke that used to shout "fuck you!" at the girl when spaffing on her. No need for that, shitsack.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Paid Members
I have never understood the amateur explosion.

 

I think it's the noises. Girls in amateur being fucked tend to make only their genuine normal noises of enjoying themselves whereas some of the caterwauling and nonsense that comes out of the pornstars in the big budget stuff is terrible. Really horrible banshee sounds, or girls finding themselves incredibly verbose when they're meant to be at the height of ecstasy, when most of us can barely manage much more than "FUCK!"

 

Doesn't matter to me, I usually watch it on mute. Otherwise I wouldn't be able to listen to 5Live, Pointless, or whoever I'm on the phone to.

Edited by air_raid
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Paid Members
Amateur clips is about all I bother with these days, and decent amateur clips are rarer than the Hasbro Kamala with the moon on his belly.

 

I have never understood the amateur explosion. If I want to watch average looking people having sex, I'll leave the light on.

 

It might be an attainability thing. Most viewers aren't ever going to fuck a Silicone Valley performer, but might fancy their chances with somebody in an amateur clip or find it easier to project themselves into the scene.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Amateur clips is about all I bother with these days, and decent amateur clips are rarer than the Hasbro Kamala with the moon on his belly.

 

I have never understood the amateur explosion. If I want to watch average looking people having sex, I'll leave the light on.

 

It might be an attainability thing. Most viewers aren't ever going to fuck a Silicone Valley performer, but might fancy their chances with somebody in an amateur clip or find it easier to project themselves into the scene.

In some cases, the opposite is true. Someone could be completely incapable of tricking a woman into bed in reality, but as long as they can save up

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
×
  • Create New...