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Happ Hazzard

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When I first started my apprenticeship in 2002 the guy who was teaching me bought that paper every single day. The made up agony aunt pages were spectacular as it seemed every man who wrote in had at least a 10 inch cock. If it was an electrician writing in he'd put his 10 inch love plug deep into her socket, or if it was a plumber he'd lay his 11 inch love pipe inside her.

 

To this day, I've never met a white van man who has been seduced by bored middle aged house wives or 19 year old students bunking off college :(

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When I first started my apprenticeship in 2002 the guy who was teaching me bought that paper every single day. The made up agony aunt pages were spectacular as it seemed every man who wrote in had at least a 10 inch cock. If it was an electrician writing in he'd put his 10 inch love plug deep into her socket, or if it was a plumber he'd lay his 11 inch love pipe inside her.

 

To this day, I've never met a white van man who has been seduced by bored middle aged house wives or 19 year old students bunking off college :(

 

http://ukff.com/index.php?showtopic=125011...p;#entry2333087

 

You've obviously not me thejeffjarrettone :sly:

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Love the fact that just under the Sport mast is Katona saying "my new love is for real."

 

In the spirit of the Sport, that's right up there with "Elvis seen driving Skoda on the moon" in the bollocks stakes, surely?

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I remember when me and my mate were about 8 years old, we stole a copy of the Sport from the newsagents because one of the Spice Girls had their tits out. Ah, the memories.

 

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"At The Courts" was my favourite bit of the newspaper. Writing about rape cases in an erotic soft porn style was an utter masterstroke.

I remember whenever there was a report of some fit school teacher shagging a 15 year old lad, I was as jealous as fuck. Wish we'd had sexy, molesting teachers.

 

Er, female obv.

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"At The Courts" was my favourite bit of the newspaper. Writing about rape cases in an erotic soft porn style was an utter masterstroke.

 

Don't worry, the supposedly respectable Telegraph still does that.

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