CurryAngel Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 When I first started my apprenticeship in 2002 the guy who was teaching me bought that paper every single day. The made up agony aunt pages were spectacular as it seemed every man who wrote in had at least a 10 inch cock. If it was an electrician writing in he'd put his 10 inch love plug deep into her socket, or if it was a plumber he'd lay his 11 inch love pipe inside her. Â To this day, I've never met a white van man who has been seduced by bored middle aged house wives or 19 year old students bunking off college Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted April 3, 2011 Moderators Share Posted April 3, 2011 "At The Courts" was my favourite bit of the newspaper. Writing about rape cases in an erotic soft porn style was an utter masterstroke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 When I first started my apprenticeship in 2002 the guy who was teaching me bought that paper every single day. The made up agony aunt pages were spectacular as it seemed every man who wrote in had at least a 10 inch cock. If it was an electrician writing in he'd put his 10 inch love plug deep into her socket, or if it was a plumber he'd lay his 11 inch love pipe inside her. To this day, I've never met a white van man who has been seduced by bored middle aged house wives or 19 year old students bunking off college  http://ukff.com/index.php?showtopic=125011...p;#entry2333087  You've obviously not me thejeffjarrettone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurryAngel Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Â That is something straight out of the Sport! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happ Hazzard Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 Looks like the Daily Star must have done a deal with the recievers to be able to use the Sport's masthead on their front page today to attract their former readers. Â Â EDIT: I thought Big Brother had finished? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted April 3, 2011 Moderators Share Posted April 3, 2011 Dickie Desmond's bought the rights I believe, making his whole entire media empire a self-perpetuating Big Brother machine from here on in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happ Hazzard Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 Will it be on Channel Five then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted April 3, 2011 Moderators Share Posted April 3, 2011 Yup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Posh Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 I remember when me and my mate were about 8 years old, we stole a copy of the Sport from the newsagents because one of the Spice Girls had their tits out. Ah, the memories. Â It Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted April 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted April 3, 2011 Love the fact that just under the Sport mast is Katona saying "my new love is for real." Â In the spirit of the Sport, that's right up there with "Elvis seen driving Skoda on the moon" in the bollocks stakes, surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Paid Members Surf Digby Posted April 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted April 3, 2011 I remember when me and my mate were about 8 years old, we stole a copy of the Sport from the newsagents because one of the Spice Girls had their tits out. Ah, the memories. It Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted April 4, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted April 4, 2011 "At The Courts" was my favourite bit of the newspaper. Writing about rape cases in an erotic soft porn style was an utter masterstroke. I remember whenever there was a report of some fit school teacher shagging a 15 year old lad, I was as jealous as fuck. Wish we'd had sexy, molesting teachers. Â Er, female obv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JNLister Posted April 4, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted April 4, 2011 "At The Courts" was my favourite bit of the newspaper. Writing about rape cases in an erotic soft porn style was an utter masterstroke. Â Don't worry, the supposedly respectable Telegraph still does that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Freebird Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 Sport was the only paper I ever bought on a semi regular basis. I generally hate the tabloid media and their nonsensical lies and slander, but the stories in the Sport were so whacky and ridiculously over the top that they didn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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