Paid Members Gus Mears Posted December 21, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted December 21, 2022 I've spent more time than needed looking through an archive of Santa's 'official' webpage from 1996 - an image here in glorious technicolour: Link here: https://web.archive.org/web/19961224054041/http://www.northpole4kids.com/ It's a baffling place of no wonder and no magic, with much of the content written in a way which suggests an elaborate front for a nonce ring. Quote I'm always watching to see who is naughty or nice! Hello Boys & Girls.......WELCOME to my Website on the Internet! I bet all of you are sooooo excited right now, eh? Christmas is getting closer and closer each day, and soon you will be unwrapping gifts from me and your family. I just bet your hopping up and down with excitment! I hope you haven't forgotten to email me your letter? It really helps me figure out what you really would like to get. E-mailing your letter to me is the Fastest way to reach me, and it gives those postal workers a break from carrying all those heavy letters to me, hehehe. If your parents let you, you can even type part of the letter yourself on the keyboard, don't worry I will understand it......Santa speaks every language, even baby talk!........did you know that? Make sure you go to bed early, and no peeking......Ho...Ho...Ho... Bye Bye little ones.........and GOD bless you ALL! Outside of it's sinister nature, it's a fab example of shite 90's webpages - repleat with WAV files and bad moving images made of clip art. A good way to waste a few minutes. "AWARD WINNING" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 As featured on Channel 7 news. Yeah, I fucking bet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted December 21, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted December 21, 2022 And Dateline, no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted December 21, 2022 Awards Moderator Share Posted December 21, 2022 Fucking fraud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted December 21, 2022 Moderators Share Posted December 21, 2022 You'd have thought nothing of it at the time, but looking back this is definitely a nonce site ain't it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted December 21, 2022 Author Paid Members Share Posted December 21, 2022 Â 14 minutes ago, neil said: You'd have thought nothing of it at the time, but looking back this is definitely a nonce site ain't it. There's one harrowing page encouraging kids to record audio of their letters to send to "Santa". Not sure what our extradition status is like with Lapland but I was about ready to call the Yewtree squad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 39 minutes ago, neil said: You'd have thought nothing of it at the time, but looking back this is definitely a nonce site ain't it. But enough about the UKFF, how about that Santa site? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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