Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted July 22, 2016 Moderators Share Posted July 22, 2016 You can get one with a thermostatic valve so you get warm water, but I cheaped out so it's just cold. Nice now, but might not be so lovely in the winter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nick Soapdish Posted July 22, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 22, 2016 Call me judgemental, but I have a horrible habit of holding my breath as I approach/pass potential stinkers, so whilst I can neither confirm nor deny, I'd say it's entirely likely. Ā Purely unrelated but how has no wrestler ever been called Judge Mental before! I'm off down the patent office. The promotion I announced for, BWE (hosted Will Ospreay's 2nd ever match) had their head ref as Judge Mental from 2009-2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nick Soapdish Posted July 22, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 22, 2016 Ā .Ā Every now and then when you open a tin of baked beans (Heinz)Ā there's far too much tomato sauce in it ?Ā I fucking hate it when you have to drain some of the shit off to prevent the other food on your plate from swimming in the fucking stuff. Some tins seem more watery then others.Ā who fucking poors a whole tin out? just spoon out what you need Ā Unless I'm putting it on toast, I want the beans almost dry. You want haricot beans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nick Soapdish Posted July 22, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 22, 2016 hand spray bidet, like so - When my FiL got ill (RIP), with Dementia, the council installed a toilet which when you fushed a pipe would come out and shoot water up your bum so didnt have to wipe, then a air heater came on to dry it. It wasnt a fancy looking Japanese thing, but it was bloody awesomeĀ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted July 22, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 22, 2016 May just be me here, but I like the cut and thrust of a good arse-wipe. IĀ know that my ringer is spick and span after I've gone to town. Ā With a bidet, I would be in constant apprehension that it hasn't caught all of the poo and that I'm now squelching it into my boxers. Or, ifĀ I do decide to take an exploratory rummage with some toilet paper, I'm going to end up with a soggy, excrement covered mess of towelette, if the bidet has alreadyĀ done its squirty-work. Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted July 22, 2016 Moderators Share Posted July 22, 2016 (edited) I do always wipe down and dry off with some tp after the spray, but it's a million times better than just toilet paper on its own. It really is. It's just a fact. Edited July 22, 2016 by Chest Rockwell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted July 22, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 22, 2016 Bidet's really confuse me. After you soak your arse with all that water, do you not need a towel to wipe after? TP surely doesn't cut it, unless you use half a roll as it just gets all soggy and falls apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted July 22, 2016 Moderators Share Posted July 22, 2016 (edited) We really love talking about toilet habits here, don't we? Ā I believe a lot of people do use towels. I find that a bit gross. I still use less toilet paper than I would use dry wiping, but I think my wife goes through more now. But I think she uses the spray every time she goes, even if she's just peeing. Edited July 22, 2016 by Chest Rockwell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted July 22, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 22, 2016 (edited) I just hate the idea of wet poo swishing around my bunger. If some people like it, then that's up them, but when I go brown, It's paper town. Edited July 22, 2016 by Gus Mears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted July 22, 2016 Moderators Share Posted July 22, 2016 I'd rather have wet poo that can be wiped off than dry poo that just sits around caking and getting knotted up in bum dreads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladiesman345 Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 I use spit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted July 22, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 22, 2016 (edited) How long are you spending on the crapper, Chest? Because I've never had this problem of getting shit-caked rasta-hair on the arse. Get a crash mat going, get on the lav, get shitting, get wiping. I'm in and out within a few minutes and ready to continue my day. Edited July 22, 2016 by Gus Mears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted July 22, 2016 Moderators Share Posted July 22, 2016 It's not an issue of time. With dry wipe you're going to smear an amount of shit into the hairs on your arse sometimes (If you've got a hairy arse that is, of course). It's just a matter of fact that is impossible to avoid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Dead Mike Posted July 22, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 22, 2016 Normal paper for the first wipe to get rid of the bulk of the shit. A moist wipe for tidying up & another wipe with paper for drying. Squeaky clean & you don't need to have any plumbing work done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted July 22, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 22, 2016 It's not an issue of time. With dry wipe you're going to smear an amount of shit into the hairs on your arse sometimes (If you've got a hairy arse that is, of course). It's just a matter of fact that is impossible to avoid. Ā Ā I'm a piano player with dextrous fingers, so I can pinpoint my arsehole with laser-like precision. I appreciate that the sausage-fingered among us might not be able to though and may end up smearing Nutella all over the undercarriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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