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The "Footballer Fashion Faux Pas" Thread


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Inspired by Emmanuel Adebayor earning over $225k a week with Tottenham Hotspur I got to thinking what he could possibly be spending that sort of money on. Then I remembered his various post match interviews over the years where he sported some of the worst headwear I've ever seen. Expensive headwear at that.Emmanuel-Adebayor-1.jpg

 

It's not just limited to the world of fashion. Despite having model girlfriends who frequent the front cover of fashion mags, Andy Carroll has the worst lounge in Christendom. Zebra print. Pink. It is absolutely honking.245EF75200000578-2894140-_Classy_Billi_M

 

So what is to blame? More money than sense? Do they actually think they look good? Lets see and hear about the worst offenders in your opinion.

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Aye I thought about Balotelli but he's an exception as he doesn't give a single f*ck. The others try too hard. Stephen Ireland is a trumpet. Chav with money.

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I'm not particularly surprised that Messi's Mrs is cuckolding him here, because he looks like Frodo Baggins, if Frodo had decided to work at Butlins instead of fight the forces of evil.

 

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Modern footballers these days are veritable fashion plate Blassies compared to what us over 30 had to deal with when we were growing up. Barry Venison for example.

 

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Memphis Depay as a Peruvian pan-flute player:

 

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Jose Enrique as a neo-Nazi

 

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Alex Song's unwrapped Banana in Pyjama:

 

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Aaron Lennon sporting my year 9 school disco outfit:

 

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El-Hadji Gobshite Diouf in his Harlem drug dealer get-up:

 

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and Nile Ranger:

 

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Chav with money.

 

Yeah. That's all of them. That's the modern top flight footballer.

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Half of the 1980's finest pop duo, Chris Waddle, models a fetching herringbone jacket/wrestler's mullet combo.

 

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And race relations supremo, "Big" Ron Atkinson -

 

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